Afarikorodo things na.....lol!

as I hold my breath na small remain I fall die.

texanomaly: as I hold my breath na small remain I fall die.

if U die na Man tally I go use wake U up

Come to think of It, Flow dey Ignore me since.... I bet U say i don carry Man's Talley, i go use am nak u 4 head, so tey u go dey waka barefooted 4rm facebook to Twitter bt u go lost 4 road if u dey Find Nairaland....

Dnt mind mua o, na bcoz am a die hard fan o

T gold:
if U die na Man tally I go use wake U up

TVT KOKO: i tell you mehn u try but e no sweet

tanx bro, me i no b flow, so i never sabi flow like flow's spermatozoa. Anyway, evryone is catchin fun, courtesy Oga flow, na y i dey always hail am.

opeano: make it no b wetin i dey tink o, shey na wen person finally scored above 250, na nw he go come run mad, flow, pls do sth..While tinkin....... * flow rushes in, collects talley frm man's finga, dip it on his finga and muttered d followin, "our father, who art in heaven...... And den hits man on d head, immediately, madness disappeared..... Only to reappear ontop oga flo... i no tok am o, or so i tot.

WTF. you guys should limit the spewing of inane trash on this thread.

Abeg write nw

Which kin head b dat

Choi as u dey gist e dey b me like say I dey there ooo....u js reminded of ma frnd bk in secondary dey burst bottle for him head d tin no enter all I did was to open ma mouth!





Still u flow
Still I follow

oga flow, aboki na enemy to sponge, soap nd water but na dem d control 9ja economy

nice story, cant wait to see de next update.

Wow!!! I've been reading this story for the past 4 days and I must confess that I'm so into it..... Keep it flowing my namesake, e remain small make we share dsame birth date.

flow1759: "Well, Man was an Aboki, partial Aboki though, and Abokis are known enemies of Sponge, Soap and Water. Show me an Aboki that is fair in complexion and i will prove to you that Queen Elizabeth of England is an Ibo woman. An ibo woman from Enugu, with her Ibo name as Elinwamma.

Not every housa person is like that. People are different frm each other(even twin brothers). So before u start making fun of everyone born in the north, Just know that it isn't funny 2 them.

bammo:
Not every housa person is like that. People are different frm each other(even twin brothers). So before u start making fun of everyone born in the north, Just know that it isn't funny 2 them.

watin b our own,na d fun be the koko abi u b aboki ni.

bammo:
Not every housa person is like that. People are different frm each other(even twin brothers). So before u start making fun of everyone born in the north, Just know that it isn't funny 2 them.

I am an Ibo boy, but in this story i said a Snake isn't as dangerous as an Ibo person. I don curse Ibo tayah na.

Some people love their tribe so much as if they told God the tribe they would like to be before they were born.

No pun intended, especially Yorubas. I have been with them almost all my life, so i know what i am saying.

After una go say una want one Nigeria.

Thats why i love Ibos, they can eat Amala for Breakfast, Tuwo shinkafa for Lunch, and Akpu for Dinner. Little wonder you find them in the Cardinal points of Nigeria.

Nigeria go better, but it begins with you.


STILL I FLOW.

T gold: Come to think of It, Flow dey Ignore me since.... I bet U say i don carry Man's Talley, i go use am nak u 4 head, so tey u go dey waka barefooted 4rm facebook to Twitter bt u go lost 4 road if u dey Find Nairaland....

Dnt mind mua o, na bcoz am a die hard fan o

Am not ignoring you, atleast now you know.

So, Male or Female? Or both?

Flowwwwwwwwwwwww

flow, since morning! E no good ooo

*on a serious note*
@flow,how can i get man's ring?

...''Flow!, Flow!!'' stll no answer ''smsh mke i go bakyrd go moke 1 rap of igbo generously laced wf S .K so dt i go fit reason whre dz boy put head'' or so i tot, as i near bkyrd i come de hear some kind noise ...'uuuugh yeeeeeeehhh, harder baby, yeeeesss'... ''Whre dz noise de come 4rom na?'' i tot, as i waka go front small e come be say na 4rom kate window as i say mke i peep see wetin de hapen, wetin my eyes see authomatically send signal give my john thomas wer quickly raise head like agama lizard, ''eeeeeeeeehhhhhhh, so dm kate nd mama Ejima plan nw na to use kpoma kill flow eh? Una plan dn fail,'' or so i tot, i jejely romove my jeans hold 4 hand dn i jump enter d room through window, naso i see flow, mama ejima nd kate dm fear as dn suprise as dm see me '' oya mke una no fear, na as i see say una de play 2 against 1 nahim mke i say mke i come rescue flow wt my weapon of kpomo distruction'' naso i grab kate heavy bumper, connect am 4rom bk dn begin hammer...

flow1759:

Am not ignoring you, atleast now you know.

So, Male or Female? Or both?

Or both?

Flow how work 2day,ur fans dey wait u oo.

Flow where you dey since sef? Abeg update. Make I start chant am? Floweeee, Floweeee, Floweeee. Make I say name all night till u go come update.

dhrey: watin b our own,na d fun be the koko abi u b aboki ni.

what if i were?

Don't make me come over there Flow. I jump on plane. u go see.

Really? u go tease?

Flooooowwwweeeeee, Floweeee,Floweeee....

Flow, I don dey colo. Abeg. What I go do now?

i have to go to the gym soon.

someone help me here he don come in. then he go.

my Pidgin small small. maybe no sabi am