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Man: Pickle Slicer And Ignorant Wife by diamonleda(m): 6:19pm On Apr 08, 2008 |
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a > > number > > of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a > > terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle > > slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk > > about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to > > overcome > > the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home > > absolutely ashamed. His wife could see at > > once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she > > asked. > > "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put > > my > > penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." > > "My > > God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what > > happened > > with the pickle slicer?" "Oh, she got fired too." |
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