ItsModella:
Yes o, do you know how to speak Igbo? If no, walk out the door...unless of course, your pocket is deep. What kind of car do you ride? Your bank account details? My sister ain't gonna marry no poverty stricken nigga

Afam4eva: I may actually be the person that Adaobi is looking for. I understand Igbo moderately but can teach it better than i understand. Adaobi, what you say?

Truckpusher: I'm just an ordinary truckpusher ,but don't worry my father left me many acres of land .....we can farm it until we grow old

adaobi123:

adaobi123:

hmmmmmm

what can you offer me ?

Afam4eva:
Like?

Truckpusher: Are you in support of this?

Truckpusher: I'm just an ordinary truckpusher ,but don't worry my father left me many acres of land .....we can farm it until we grow old

adaobi123:

Can you afford a house in one of the lagos islands ? banana, victoria etc

adaobi123:

what is your bank account saying ?

Afam4eva:
What shall it profit a man to gain the whole world lose his soul...I don't even know why you're saying this now. I thought your criteria for a husband was someone who knew how to speak Igbo?

ItsModella:
hahahahahaha!! Chukwu ekwe kwana ife ojo...God forbid.

Truckpusher: As a truckpusher ,i won't lie it's usually from hand to mouth and no acct.oo...make ATM machine seize my 5000 Naira?

adaobi123:



you dont fit the igbo criteria.......you said you understand and speak moderately........im not asking for moderate !

Then you may be looking for an Onitsha or Alaba illiterate trader . They have loads of money too.

Truckpusher: As a truckpusher ,i won't lie it's usually from hand to mouth and no acct.oo...make ATM machine seize my 5000 Naira?

what kind of truck do you push anyway? dustbin truck?

Afam4eva:
Then you may be looking for an Onitsha or Alaba illiterate trader . They have loads of money too.

Afam4eva:
Then you may be looking for an Onitsha or Alaba illiterate trader . They have loads of money too.

*falls from Olumo rock*

well played, mister.

ItsModella:
what kind of truck do you push anyway? dustbin truck?

Truckpusher: Not only dustbin truck,sometimes i truckpush Dame Patience Jonathan to give a speech during United Nations General Assembly

adaobi123:



there are plenty women left in the sea

adaobi123:



there are plenty women left in the sea

Truckpusher: Not only dustbin truck,sometimes i truckpush Dame Patience Jonathan to give a speech during United Nations General Assembly

oh lawd, you're mad

The next time you're pushing her truck, kindly tutor her on the pronunciation of some words. I believe you're an educated truckpusher. Na condition wey just make crayfish leg bend...abi na?

Truckpusher: Sea ke!.....Are you recommending mammy water for me?...tufiakwa chuku kweri ye ho' ojo

Truckpusher: Sea ke!.....Are you recommending mammy water for me?...tufiakwa chuku kweri ye ho' ojo

CFCfan:

True. Like I always say (thanks to Eze 'Banana Island' Promoe), "there are many fishes in the river".

ItsModella:
oh lawd, you're mad

The next time you're pushing her truck, kindly tutor her on the pronunciation of some words. I believe you're an educated truckpusher. Na condition wey just make crayfish leg bend...abi na?

adaobi123:



but the mammy water can be beautiful though....................

adaobi123:

lol okay.


whats your ideal woman ? tonto dikeh

Truckpusher: wey go turn to fish wey rain fall for our farm?...abeg na you or nothing

Truckpusher: wey go turn to fish wey rain fall for our farm?...abeg na you or nothing

CFCfan:
Tonto Dikeh fits the criteria. She is super smart (petroleum engineer), cute, kind and has a decent sense of humor. Queen of Sheba, however, trumps Tonto in all those areas

adaobi123:

The same woman who cannot speak a sentence without forming one weird accent. I''l be straining my ears to pick up a couple of words.