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Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by caesaraba(m): 3:50pm On May 09, 2013
No try am! Just forget girlfriend matter.
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by maninmood(m): 3:56pm On May 09, 2013
If you don't have a stable income, you can do without having a girlfriend by buying por nography cds or subscribe for internet based one, and jack off to the models there. I am a married man, and I do this most of the time my wife is not with me. Advantages: It relieves you pressure of finding a sex mate or girlfriend; (2) You have much time pursuing your goals rather than looking for money-hungry girls; (3) You have a very stable health condition as 'jacking off' gives you a huge relief; and finally (4) You won't stand any risk of contracting HIV or other terminal sexual-related diseases.

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Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by Inik(m): 4:10pm On May 09, 2013
The cost of a girlfriend in nigeria varies depending on the social class of the girl and her character. If you have a girlfriend who is rich or is from a rich family, your recurrent expenditure in the relationship will be low. However if you have a girl from a poor background who is always demanding for material things, your recurrent expenditure will be high. I must say there are girls with good character who will not demand for materials things.

On the whole the financial cost of having a girlfriend in nigeria is between 200,000 naira to 2 million naira per annum.
The emotional cost is about 60% level per annum
The health cost is about 40,000 naira per annum. Nigerian girls on the average are clean and practise safe sex.
The social cost is determined by how beautiful she is
The sex cost is quite high. Most nigerian girls are insatiable grin

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Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by Nobody: 4:15pm On May 09, 2013
Dolly-Parton:
What sort of question is this? So girls have been turned to a commodity with price tag.
I only do hit and run, dats all and I don't care if una be commodity or not. But you girls are sha.
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by sauceEEP(m): 4:16pm On May 09, 2013
funny thread
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by Nobody: 4:21pm On May 09, 2013
Just try to F her as quickly as you can before she realize you are a poor boy. As for me I can give you N200 airtime but N1,500 MTN? Na delete be that o.
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by missojugo(f): 4:23pm On May 09, 2013
My goodness I need to see the angel you are doing all these for and flog her and all her family members!!!

egift: The List

1. She will request to take you out, you will fund the entire outing.
2. You buy a better phone for her, BIS, recharge cards and still be the one to be calling.
3. During festive seasons, you don't take a gift to her - you actually funded the expenditures before the event.
4. The guy becomes responsible for her academic expenditures.
5. Depending on her family financial ability the guy becomes responsible for every one else.
6. If the guy has a car - welcome the new "taxi".
7. The guy is converted to Automated Teller Machine for all her expenditures.
8. Lose of useful hours that could have been used in pursuing life's goals.
9. Impulsive expenses that may likely not have been factored in the guy's budget.
10. Poor saving habits - especially for those who do not take cognizance of what the spend on their girlfriends.
11. Unnecessary heartbreaks when the lady finally leave you.
12. Possibility of contacting terminal diseases.
13. Coming under undue and avoidable pressures.
14. Lack of concentration at work and other engagements
15. Subjection to premature nagging and emotional traumas.
16. Having emergency marriage due to unwanted pregnancy.
17. Struggling to support someone else when the guy can barely stand on his own.
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NOTE:
- Items on this list may not apply in a single instance but is widespread.
- I will be updating this list as you post your comments.
- For the cost of having a boy friend, that is a case for another thread.
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by Jankoller(m): 4:24pm On May 09, 2013
Yeeepa! Egbami o. Why this topic make front page?
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by Nobody: 4:25pm On May 09, 2013
Oya come to SA youl find ms.independant
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by snadguy007(m): 4:30pm On May 09, 2013
I just want to start datimg a girl now, any advice for me??
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by tremor86: 4:31pm On May 09, 2013
bright87: She just spent the night at my place and I gave her 70 Naira for bike fare while she was leaving in the morning, simply because I don't have cash at home.. funny ! but simply the fact. It all depends on how u start a relationship, as for me I am very open that i can talk about anything with my babe... I don't have to kill myself when i dont have and when i have she knows what am capable of.. Relationships shouldn't be a burden, it should be about freedom of the heart and mind towards your partner, but when you build a relationship on pretense, trying to impress someone; this is what you get ! Always start a relationship being your real self not trying to be what you are not. The funny thing was that I even made fun of her while given her the money and asked her to give me back some change when next we meet.. she was laughing uncontrollably, she had some money though but she didn't have change she just needed the change to take bike to her work place. Am not trying to say she is a perfect girl, but to the guys; learn to do away with a girl who can't accept you for who you are. Learn to make fun of things that should have seem obvious and run away from Gals who form a lot coz in most cases lots of them are from very very poor homes/families. The only thing that should be of burden to any young guy is how to make money and not how to please a girl who truly don't deserve it...

#GBAM
You are so on point...may the gods shower u wit more intelligenc,for dis eye-opener
Congratulate ur down below!!!!lols

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Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by Zinosalexander(m): 4:32pm On May 09, 2013
53cur3m0d3: Cost of having a girlfriend in Nigeria?
I really don't kno cos even tho we've broken up since January 2012, I'm stil paying...
The girl maga don pay
Jan koller.:
Yeeepa! Egbami o. Why this topic make front page?
Nairaland is on fire. You never notice all the topics way day make fp the last few hours?
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by Nobody: 4:47pm On May 09, 2013
IN NAIJA MONEY MAKES THE GALS Hot
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by Juve4(m): 4:53pm On May 09, 2013
my girl is an understanding girl, when i say i dnt having, she understands. i dnt know for you guys.
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by vyncentino(m): 4:54pm On May 09, 2013
u most have a job
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by imauri: 4:55pm On May 09, 2013
put it this way, 80% of the ladies in nigeria have sold them selves out for material possessions, they placed tags on their OWN heads which read TO the highest bidder... they are more american than americanS... any thing goes right? and they open their fucking mouths and say they want a God fearing man for a husband..... Dont blame the guy for making this observation... take away sentimentality and undue emotionality .. IT IS IN BLACK AND WHITE.... there is really no difference between a street prostitute and these girls...... at least a prostitute is honest about her trade ( and i quote 80% and not a 100)... ok im open. bring it on... ..... Ps... go get a job cause what u have in between ur legs is a blessing and a door way for ur kids and not a commodity for commercial gains... blackberry and stuff...lol... dude thanks for the observation.... IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT IV WRITTEN, GO FRY ICE-BLOCK... LOL

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Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by Nobody: 4:56pm On May 09, 2013
Juve4: my girl is an understanding girl, when i say i dnt having, she understands. i dnt know for you guys.
i tire o, i want to be believe these are teens with access to internet, why kill yourself like that, if u can't afford it then simply say it.
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by gerald09(m): 5:00pm On May 09, 2013
The cost of having a girlfriend in Nigeria is 100% of ur annual income.
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by tboycares: 5:09pm On May 09, 2013
Funny Naija babes...They think they are taking guys for a fool when they demand and get it right away.....They never know they losses more..Because once you had had a sex with a girl, there is nothing a guy will give her that will worth it. I can buy the whole world for a girl provided we had sex.
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by Nobody: 5:11pm On May 09, 2013
OP, carry your broke as+s outta nairaland and go find a job. If you are not up to the mark, why seek a girlfriend?
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by Nobody: 5:14pm On May 09, 2013
tboycares: Funny Naija babes...They think they are taking guys for a fool when they demand and get it right away.....They never know they losses more..Because once you had had a sex with a girl, there is nothing a guy will give her that will worth it. I can buy the whole world for a girl provided we had sex.

We hear you! Keep consoling yourself!

If your argument were true, then men who sleep with prostitutes will buy them the whole world after being intimate with them.

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Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by tunad4rari(m): 5:16pm On May 09, 2013
eze moses: Guy i know a lady who would not cost you even 10 kobo to date her but she needs your attention all the time. she is a good girl, working class. tell me if u want

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Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by tunad4rari(m): 5:16pm On May 09, 2013
d girl good na im u never take her ur self.

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Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by dramendra: 5:17pm On May 09, 2013
can anyone boast of having a girl alone? in naija
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by Nobody: 5:20pm On May 09, 2013
May be I need to say this! Women are the most compassionate, considerate, and understanding beings God created. When our man is plain and open to us, we don't expect beyond his means. For example if your gf/wife knows your monthly take home/income, I bet you, she will never demand for outrageous things that are beyond your ability.
The key is being truthful. Stop bragging! Let your partner know your capability, and you will be fine...

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Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by Nobody: 5:24pm On May 09, 2013
tunad4rari: d girl good na im u never take her ur self.
Loool don't mind him
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by tunad4rari(m): 5:34pm On May 09, 2013
we guys are the caause ,cos ost time u can easily no if a girl loves u or no,but most of us force our selves on girls we even no has no love for us.guys run from any girl dat demand frm u all d time cos she doesnt ave plan for u.

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Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by aigjoey(m): 5:42pm On May 09, 2013
Heyy , my last girlfriend almost kill me with her hair making. There was no type of weavon i did not bye her. She was so crazy about weavons, expensive once for that matter. Thank God , she gone for good.
And my present girl friend is carrying a low cut, i am so happy for this. I give her money anytime , anyhour to cut her hair. And she is not a begger like others

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Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by egift(m): 6:03pm On May 09, 2013
aigjoey: Heyy , my last girlfriend almost kill me with her hair making. There was no type of weavon i did not bye her. She was so crazy about weavons, expensive once for that matter. Thank God , she gone for good.
And my present girl friend is carrying a low cut, i am so happy for this. I give her money anytime , anyhour to cut her hair. And she is not a begger like others
hahaha
Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:10pm On May 09, 2013
....the cost is simply an empty bank account...

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Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by deloon(m): 6:18pm On May 09, 2013
eze moses: Guy i know a lady who would not cost you even 10 kobo to date her but she needs your attention all the time. she is a good girl, working class. tell me if u want
If she wants my attention all the time, then in my opinion she is the worst kind.

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Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by jmoore(m): 6:35pm On May 09, 2013
No cost at all except she is an orphan.

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