Hi all,who's your favourite September baby & what christmas presents are you planning to give 'em

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hey, pls am new on this lovely site. can u pls tell me how to post on this site so people can reply, just like chatting.

Hi peeps,did you hear of the wanton destruction of lives n property in Jos over the weekend.Never thougth we'd still hav 2 contend wit such callousness.Such a shame.

I was Born on Sept 21, U can reach me through busuyi_k@yahoo.ca Cheers

busuyi_k:

I was Born on Sept 21, U can reach me through busuyi_k@yahoo.ca Cheers

Hi Busuyi,welcome to the thread for the trendiest,happening peeps on earth
Your birthmates here thus far are Adeola81,Chinesedoll,El,Cruworld and Ztyle
Give 'em love

Hi All,

I'm looking for greenfield plots of land in Cross Rivers,Akwa Ibom,Abia,Imo and Enugu states for fifteen years lease for telecoms base station construction,especially in Calabar,Ikang,Oron,Eket,Uyo and Umuahia for now.

Dimension:
(a) 9000mm X 9000mm i.e 9m by 9m
(b) 12000mm X 12000mm 1.e 12m by 12m

Any serious responses should be mailed to catchdon at usa dot com

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Still waiting for responses.This is a good deal for any interested land owners as the land reverts back to you after 15yrs,by which time the Telecom company will re-negotiate with you

september 14th

touchmeder:

september 14th

Creamychic,Senator JD,Manickal,Mykali,Gabe logan and Atiba wealth are your birthmates for the 14th
Holla

Mine is sep 16th

Chookym:

Mine is sep 16th

Hi Chookym,you're already on the database as a 16th baby,check your prev posts
How u doing man?

Rasputinn

Yes i know. but who are my birthday mates.

@ touchmeder, whatz up?

September 10.

D1KeleVra:

September 10.

Uneojo,player_007 and Gbenga4040m are your birthmates

mine 9th i need to hookup pls

Rasputinn baba,

How can I miss out on this roll call? (God Forbid).

My humble self was born on the 18th and would like my birthday mates 2 reach me on heritageplus2000 at yahoo dot com for chatting and mails.

Thanks for this wonderful thread

Happy new year in advance.

@ MR DEE,your birthday mates for Sept 9 are Rasputinn,Igbonla,adebiyi221 and s4d.Welcome to the thread and give them a shout

Kayraph:

Rasputinn baba,

How can I miss out on this roll call? (God Forbid).

My humble self was born on the 18th and would like my birthday mates 2 reach me on heritageplus2000 at yahoo dot com for chatting and mails.

Thanks for this wonderful thread

Happy new year in advance.

@ kayraph
LOL God forbid that you miss out on the wonderful roll call,you can say that again man.Thx 4 da props ,d pleasure is mine because SEPTEMBER ROCKS.Your birthday mates thus far on this thread are Duroti & Prince kevo.Hope you had a wonderful yuletide.Peace

Yeah!!!!!! My Birthday Is sept 12th. Like to Connect with Like members . MAYBE ORGANISE ONE HUGE BIRTHDAY BASH
tanx:DAGGYBLAY

Top Signs You Have A Drinking Problem

1 You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2 You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
3 Job interfering with your drinking.
4 Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5 Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.
6 The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
7 Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
8 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
9 Two hands and just one mouth, - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
10 "Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.
11 When you can focus better with one eye closed
12 The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
13 Every woman you see has an exact twin.
14 You wake up to find Windows 95 installed on your machine.
15 If you keep asking your wife "where are the kids?", but you don't really have a wife and you're talking to the refridgerator.
16 You fall off the floor.
17 You discover in the morning liquid cleaning supplies have disappeared.
18 Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
19 Had "Spuds McKenzie" tattoo removed, replaced it with "Red Dog."
20 Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
21 Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
22 The glass keeps missing your mouth.
23 Bill Clinton starts to make sense.
24 When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
25 Vampires get woozy after biting you.
26 The only drinking problem is not having a drink right now.
27 At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is, uh, "
28 Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.
29 When vomiting becomes a relief.
30 Having a hard time staying on the side walk - left, right, stumble, fall
31 You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom.
32 Barney, that dinosaur is damned funny!
33 You think, Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women.
34 Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more attractive.
35 Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol.
36 Waking up with a traffic cone between your legs.
37 No ocifer, I'm not drunk, you're just sober,
38 Problem? I Drink, I get Drunk, I Fall down, No Problem
39 If on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.
40 Take me drunk, I'm home!
41 The bottle's empty, that's the problem!
42 Find yourself as the captain for the Exxon Valdez.
43 You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.
44 Roseanne looks good.
45 Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of bottle.
46 You drink to get over a hangover.
47 That damned pink elephant followed me home again.
48 You are the proud owner of a porcelain bus driver's liscense.
49 The Whisky Ain't Working Anymore.
50 Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.
51 You have a reserved parking space at the A&P.
52 I'm as jober as a sudge!
53 You consider yourself a workaholic, becuase every time you go to work, you want to have a beer!
54 I slept with that damned pink elephant again.
55 Mosquitoes spiral down to the ground in circles after biting you.
56 Newt Gingrich, he's soooo sexy.
57 You find yourself in a room on a train arriving in Tiajuana and the last thing you remember is being in a bar in NYC!
58 Your name is Ted Kennedy.
59 You wake up in Korea in August and the last thing you remember is the Fourth of July party in Waikiki.
60 Red dog upside down looks like batman eating a catwoman.
61 You've fallen and you can't/(don't want to) get up.
62 You don't drink. (That's a problem!)
63 When hangovers become an attractive alternative lifestyle.
64 BeerTender! Get me another Bar!
65 Boris Yeltsin tries to get you to join AA.
66 The shrubbery's drunk from frequent watering.
67 Do you take this woman,
68 You wake up too groggy to come up with anything funny for this damn list.
69 You realize you have shaved your head except for a little rat tail hanging from the top and you're pestering people to buy incense & crap.
70 Your only friends are Jack, Johnnie, and Jose.
71 Double vision so much the norm, you can't function w/o it.
72 You listen to the radio and start dancing to hootie and the blowfish.
73 Because you're not as think you are drunk I am,
74 salt, sugar, grease, carbohydrates - yes, alcohol is the fifth food group.
75 Your favorite drink is ethanol.
76 Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?!
77 You can't remember what your family looks like, or if you have a family.
78 You wake up surrounded by 50 dented cases of SPAM.
79 You like SPAM.
80 You get defensive when someone asks if you have drinking problem.
81 Haven't stopped drinking since Carter got elected.
82 I don't have a drinking prob, pleb, prub, hic Pash me another, tarbender.
83 You spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
84 The opposite wall is covered with ceiling tiles and there are rows of light fixtures.
85 When you feel drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
86 When you feel that beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
87 When you read about the evils of drinking, and give up reading.
88 When you feel reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Or what do you think?

Little Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so well during the year that the teacher suggested to the principal that they gave him an oral exam to make up for the test he missed. The principal agreed so they called Little Johnny into the office and explained to him what they were going to do.

First the teacher asked, "Johnny, what does a cow have four of, that I only have two of?"
Little Johnny replied, "Legs."

Next the teacher asked, "Johnny, what do you have in your pants that I don't have in my pants?"
Little Johnny replied, "Pockets."

Finally the teacher asked, "Johnny, what is the capital of Italy?"
Little Johnny replied. "Rome."

The teacher turned to the principal and asked,
"What do you think, should we pass him?"

The principal replied, "Better not ask me, I got the first two wrong."

Daggyblay:

Yeah!!!!!! My Birthday Is sept 12th. Like to Connect with Like members . MAYBE ORGANISE ONE HUGE BIRTHDAY BASH
tanx:DAGGYBLAY

Hi Blay
Your September 12 birthday mates are Jackelony and QueenAnais
Welcome on board

Tanx Ras. For the Feedback
I Appreciate

Where is stillwater

jennifer this messageis for you I tried Sendin you a mail but it was returned. Could You Send Me Your number?

Hey all

8th,

great people am here, dont 4get whom you are, on earth

vodinav6:

great people am here, dont 4get whom you are, on earth

And your day?