If all the guys (gentlemen) around the world agrees to go on one year strike, no romance, no sexual intercourse, no kissing & touchery, for both married & single, how would you feel? I need your reaction.

i'll be d happiest woman on earth,atleast i wont be disturbed in the night wt one kain rod trying to chook my bombom all in d name of sex

chai. . . .
jenny

de way jeenyk take reply e be like sai she dey get am anytime she want am,na becos e neva scare 4 u b4

rotflmao supaboi u no well scarce ko scarce ni ,make e scarce jare,i need my peace

jennykadry:

i'll be d happiest woman on earth,atleast i wont be disturbed in the night wt one kain rod trying to chook my bombom all in d name of sex

Or simply stopping you from resting your head on his laps! Imagine hanging on such an uncomfortable stick!

@michelin89

d stick is so uncomfortable that i always scream when im hanging on it

na person prick una dey call useless stick??

is it nott de carrot and de stick dats gives you peace

If all the guys (gentlemen) around the world agrees to go on one year strike, no romance, no sexual intercourse, no kissing & touchery, for both married & single, how would you feel? I need your reaction.

Just like men will run to mars looking for something that looks like a woman even monkeys, women too will run haywire if such a thing happens because we know how to hate and eat on each other. Bottom line is that women will not be able to stay and even rule themselves in the absence of men.

jennykadry:

@michelin89

d stick is so uncomfortable that i always scream when im hanging on it

True!   And the worst part is that when it's no more, you miss it. That thing is devilish!

very devilish thing imagine you shaking and shivering wen u r riding on it screaming like one possessed goat,all in the name of enjoyment and ecstacy

jennykadry:

very devilish thing imagine you shaking and shivering when you're riding on it screaming like one possessed goat,all in the name of enjoyment and ecstacy

And guess what, they aren't even hard to find. Sometimes they even come begging you to ride them! Shocking! The cheapest drug you can find at the market and for a life time contract you can have it for free and even sue when you are being denied of it!

thats d cheapest article u can find in the market,the thing is so weak and can stand up anytime when a woman massages it a woman is like d controller and d foolish thing just goes anywhere its been controlled to,mennnnnnnn i love my woman skills,because it makes me superior

@ jenny and michellin
una 2 no well. . . . see correct instrument wey God provide for una ,una dey complain

@post
who c ares. . . as long as HE" not one of them

saucekid:

@ jenny and michellin
una 2 no well. . . . see correct instrument wey God provide for una ,una dey complain

jennykadry:

thats d cheapest article u can find in the market,the thing is so weak and can stand up anytime when a woman massages it a woman is like d controller and d foolish thing just goes anywhere its been controlled to,mennnnnnnn i love my woman skills,because it makes me superior

Imagine sef, the person who dey sell am sef dey go prison because nobody want am. Tell me if stupidity fit pass that level?

uhm . . . . . .
una too open eyes for me

no mind them michelin very stupid set of pple

anyway make them go d strike sef,i don tire to dey jump and jump if i dey hang on am,cos u must jump up and down if na u dey ride,my waist don dey pain me abeg,i need rest haba

you no thank God say that tin na natural healer

True! Them dey go back and front (need less energy) but we dey go up and down (fat burning exercise). These are the moments I scream for gender equality!  

dont mind them,u can imagine u jump up and down and ur two boobies go just dey slap u for chest anyhow,im tired of going to d hospital for a breast check up

How those things nor go rest forever when they lose all their consistence from too much up and down?

jennykadry:

no mind them michelin very stupid set of people

anyway make them go d strike sef,i don tire to dey jump and jump if i dey hang on am,because u must jump up and down if na u dey ride,my waist don dey pain me abeg,i need rest haba

jennykadry:

don't mind them,u can imagine u jump up and down and your two boobies go just dey slap u for chest anyhow,im tired of going to d hospital for a breast check up

jennykadry:

very devilish thing imagine you shaking and shivering when you're riding on it screaming like one possessed goat,all in the name of enjoyment and ecstacy

girl u are hilarious

abiiioooo after them go say d thing dey fall why e no go fall,wen every single second of d day the thing dey jump up and down ,everyday e dey dance shakira wen hanging ,sometimes sef even wtout hanging them men no fit take their hands off it for one second,them dey call am smooching

lol

okay im getting addictd to nairaland

damn, how una dey come up wit all this things

You girls are not serious oo lol

@topic

That's the least thing I should be bothered about. I would have said who would help me carry heavy equipments in the house if men were to disappear overnight but I remembered I could employ the services of robots  

uhm

uhm. . . . . . sheesh

hEY jENNY,

which time mukina and eldee become moderator for romance section.

is it my own eldee or a fake one

sheesh. . . . . . . ehem

buzyDiva:

hEY jENNY,

which time mukina and eldee become moderator for romance section.

is it my own eldee or a fake one

I just saw it too. , nna nawa o