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Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by beeevan: 5:22pm On Aug 18, 2014
LyndaRoyce:

Nne tell me about it!
BBC never carry the kian asiri(gossip) wey follow "august meeting" for bombom!
Last year was BRUTAL! they even fought... I merely watched because I no get "christain mother"(huge upper arms)........
Hope for more action this year...*mouth sealed*.

Family's peaceful dear....
My regards to yours.

Cococandy, bobo is very fine dear.... He's busy doing what he knows how to do best, "sucking me dry in various positions"...
Hope u're cool?



Who or what is sucking who dry?
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by mbulela: 5:28pm On Aug 18, 2014
Idowuogbo:
Evil ke? Oga slow down na....na gist we dey gist na, we are not here to catch demons.

grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 5:29pm On Aug 18, 2014
mbulela:
Pls watch the door on your way out grin grin

Once an ashawo, always an ashawo. I dey carry my virgin mary self comot.

Idowuogbo:
For real? O ya e jasi mi nau...me sef I wan belong na... feck pounding. angry grin
[size=2pt]Sweetie, na joke ooo... I'll pound/turn for you ti ti lailai[/size] kiss

Kenwood wo niyen?! ordinary food processor sef wey you go buy for £25 will do just nicely.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 5:39pm On Aug 18, 2014
beeevan:



Who or what is sucking who dry?

Lorreta's SIL is sucking his mum dry! Well, I'll continue to endure it because I wouldn't want my DIL to look famished on her 5th anniversary due to bedroom activities.... So cococandy I hope u're seeing my effort to make this relationship work. Don't listen to whatever trash beevann has to spew.

BTW beeevann where ve u been all this while?
My kids are coming to spend the remains of the vacation @ya residence.... So prepare!
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by mbulela: 5:42pm On Aug 18, 2014
Idowuogbo:
Evil ke? Oga slow down na....na gist we dey gist na, we are not here to catch demons.

you missed the banter. Nothing malicious nor spiritual like you think.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Idowuogbo(f): 5:42pm On Aug 18, 2014
mbulela:
you missed the banter. Nothing malicious nor spiritual like you think.
I know.... tongue
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 5:45pm On Aug 18, 2014
mbulela:
you don't get it.
The yam pounding is an energy booster and builds up endurance limits for other pounding.
you no dey practice before you go run marathon?
which endurance e dey build? Blood go dey overhot... muscles go dey strained... breathe go dey come in gasps... Hianus!!! I I noddedly disagree...

A warm up before marathon no mean say I go do 400 meter race na. When 100 meter dey... to use the pounder... wait gingerly as u sip very nice alomo/orijin with a lil vodka... na eem chop d heavy food na...

We go see whose body go dey tire first na? Me wey been dey relaxed or the person wey just whack serious poundie... d aggression he take start no go allow am make d thing slow and steady and long lasting. IMO
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Idowuogbo(f): 5:47pm On Aug 18, 2014
shoefreak: which endurance e dey build? Blood go dey overhot... muscles go dey strained... breathe go dey come in gasps... Hianus!!! I I noddedly disagree...

A warm up before marathon no mean say I go do 400 meter race na. When 100 meter dey... to use the pounder... wait gingerly as u sip very nice alomo/orijin with a lil vodka... na eem chop d heavy food na...

We go see whose body go dey tire first na? Me wey been dey relaxed or the person wey just whack serious poundie... d aggression he take start no go allow am make d thing slow and steady and long lasting. IMO
WEREY! O ti sign ti pe. I'll pray for you...kolo! grin grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 5:48pm On Aug 18, 2014
shoefreak: which endurance e dey build? Blood go dey overhot... muscles go dey strained... breathe go dey come in gasps... Hianus!!! I I noddedly disagree...

A warm up before marathon no mean say I go do 400 meter race na. When 100 meter dey... to use the pounder... wait gingerly as u sip very nice alomo/orijin with a lil vodka... na eem chop d heavy food na...

We go see whose body go dey tire first na? Me wey been dey relaxed or the person wey just whack serious poundie... d aggression he take start no go allow am make d thing slow and steady and long lasting. IMO

You dey mind all these killer men, trust me after you don pound yam finish, which energy wan remain for being pounded, na to just carry your pearly rabbit under the covers and pretend like say na sleep you dey sleep grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Idowuogbo(f): 5:48pm On Aug 18, 2014
naijababe:

Once an ashawo, always an ashawo. I dey carry my virgin mary self comot.



Kenwood wo niyen?! ordinary food processor sef wey you go buy for £25 will do just nicely.
Ehen? shocked Amala nko? E go fit process am too? grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 5:49pm On Aug 18, 2014
Idowuogbo:
Ehen? shocked Amala nko? E got fit process am too? grin

I daennae aboot that one, ole buruku! grin grin grin grin

If you are going to use a food processor, cut your yams like you would for yam pottage wink
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by mbulela: 6:00pm On Aug 18, 2014
naijababe:

Once an ashawo, always an ashawo. I dey carry my virgin mary self comot.


.

You think say I spoil like you?
Your own dey your body
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 6:02pm On Aug 18, 2014
mbulela:

You think say I spoil like you?
Your own dey your body

Before nko? Na your own my body ni ? grin grin grin grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by mbulela: 6:03pm On Aug 18, 2014
naijababe:

You dey mind all these killer men, trust me after you don pound yam finish, which energy wan remain for being pounded, na to just carry your pearly rabbit under the covers and pretend like say na sleep you dey sleep grin
No wonder you dey stock Duracell every time.
Diaris God o!
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 6:07pm On Aug 18, 2014
mbulela:
No wonder you dey stock Duracell every time.
Diaris God o!

What you talking about Willis?
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 6:12pm On Aug 18, 2014
Buhahahaha... ehn na!

**covers face**
Idowuogbo:
WEREY! O ti sign ti pe. I'll pray for you...kolo! grin grin

@naijababe: u dey mind them. After all that energy wasted... instead of lie down, spread legs... get massage at d right places. grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Idowuogbo(f): 6:14pm On Aug 18, 2014
naijababe:

I daennae aboot that one, ole buruku! grin grin grin grin

If you are going to use a food processor, cut your yams like you would for yam pottage wink
Hmmm....*taking notes* Sis, you fit use your own try amala and see if it works b4 I buy mine. Mi o fe fowo jona ooo...25quid will buy my body butter and one lippy from bobby brown.ishiro lo ko di do. embarassed grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 6:19pm On Aug 18, 2014
Idowuogbo:
Hmmm....*taking notes* Sis, you fit use your own try amala and see if it works b4 I buy mine. Mi o fe fowo jona ooo...25quid will buy my body butter and one lippy from bobby brown.ishiro lo ko di do. embarassed grin

Idowu!!!! A whole £25 na hin u dey use buy ipara and lipstick?! Diaris God o!!!

shoefreak: Buhahahaha... ehn na!
**covers face**
@naijababe: u dey mind them. After all that energy wasted... instead of lie down, spread legs... get massage at d right places. grin

Oh my! Dem don spoil me finish for NL grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Idowuogbo(f): 6:25pm On Aug 18, 2014
naijababe:

Idowu!!!! A whole £25 na hin u dey use buy ipara and lipstick?! Diaris God o!!!

Oh my! Dem don spoil me finish for NL grin
Oh stop it! Stop acting ijebuistic. Body butter 13.50 will last me 2months max! Lippy na like 12months ooo... i only wear makeup to church or parrie. I no b omo butter but I gats sensitive skin cant use anything apart from bodyshop mehn... Oga bought one from God knows where, i used it once, I was covered with orisirisi the next day.Abeg i no fit try that kian stunt again
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 6:29pm On Aug 18, 2014
Idowuogbo:
Oh stop it! Stop acting ijebuistic. Body butter £13.50 will last me 2months max! Lippy na like 12months ooo... i only wear makeup to church or parrie. I no b omo butter but I gats sensitive skin cant use anything apart from bodyshop mehn... Oga bought one from God knows where, i used it once, I was covered with orisirisi the next day.Abeg i no fit try that kian stunt again

When adi agbon never finish, lips nko? Vaseline for 99p still boku for boots grin Gbogbo bigz gals, when i grow up i wan be like you ni o grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Idowuogbo(f): 6:36pm On Aug 18, 2014
naijababe:

When adi agbon never finish, lips nko? Vaseline for 99p still boku for boots ;D Gbogbo bigz gals, when i grow up i wan be like you ni o grin
E stop so be! U wey dey control gbogbo forex and me still dey persin payroll. DIARIS GODU!!! cry
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 6:37pm On Aug 18, 2014
naijababe:

When adi agbon never finish, lips nko? Vaseline for 99p still boku for boots grin Gbogbo bigz gals, when i grow up i wan be like you ni o grin
cheesy grin vaaseline bawo? Afikun don enter oo. But the adi agbon make sense but I never advice peep with sensitive skin to use it oo.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Idowuogbo(f): 6:39pm On Aug 18, 2014
shoefreak: cheesy grin vaaseline bawo? Afikun don enter oo. But the adi agbon make sense[b] but I never advice peep with sensitive skin to use it oo. [/b]
O seun o jare...my friend wey like me wellu wellu kiss

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Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by damiso(f): 7:41pm On Aug 18, 2014
There are characters on dis NL I swear grin grin grin grin grin but naijababe I agree with idowuogbo we suppose extend that food processor things to amala... omo eko ni mi we no too dey like stress grin grin grin grin if e fit reach poundo e fit reach amala abeg try am give us feedback grin

between naijababe do you watch Ray Donovan? Want to commence season 2 as soon as my brood down enter bed.is it any good.?

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Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by cococandy(f): 8:43pm On Aug 18, 2014
LyndaRoyce:

Lorreta's SIL is sucking his mum dry! Well, I'll continue to endure it because I wouldn't want my DIL to look famished on her 5th anniversary due to bedroom activities.... So cococandy I hope u're seeing my effort to make this relationship work. Don't listen to whatever trash beevann has to spew.

BTW beeevann where ve u been all this while?
My kids are coming to spend the remains of the vacation @ya residence.... So prepare!

I can see o. For that I'll try and have two so that if you take one beeevann will take the other.
I wanted edwife to take one as she be my sister but...she dey dull cheesy
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 8:45pm On Aug 18, 2014
Our ASDA store has really stepped up

I found this today. . . . . .

See egusi & beans packaging grin

Akara and ogi here I come cheesy

Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 8:50pm On Aug 18, 2014
Hmmmmm Yam pounding lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

One day like that I decided to be a very good wife and I bought one odo and omo odo from shagamu and put it in my suitcase and bought it back to obodo oyibo. The odo was almost the only thing in my suitcase becasue of the weight embarassed

I used it once . . . . embarassed

Thank God for Ola Ola . . . besides who even eats that much of pounded yam these days? Most people I know are always running away from too much carbs.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by mbulela: 8:54pm On Aug 18, 2014
chaircover: Our ASDA store has really stepped up

I found this today. . . . . .

See egusi & beans packaging grin

Akara and ogi here I come cheesy
This madam,you go use food wound your oga o.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by mbulela: 8:56pm On Aug 18, 2014
shoefreak: Buhahahaha... ehn na!

**covers face**


@naijababe: u dey mind them. After all that energy wasted... instead of lie down, spread legs... get massage at d right places. grin
Please stop spoiling naijababe.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 9:10pm On Aug 18, 2014
damiso: There are characters on dis NL I swear grin grin grin grin grin but naijababe I agree with idowuogbo we suppose extend that food processor things to amala..... omo eko ni mi we no too dey like stress grin grin grin grin if e fit reach poundo e fit reach amala abeg try am give us feedback grin

between naijababe do you watch Ray Donovan? Want to commence season 2 as soon as my brood down enter bed.is it any good.?

Watched first 2 episodes and wasn't really feeling it jare so I fashied. I dunno about food processor for amala o, how u una want make i do am sef when amala is supposed to be on the fire when you turn it?

Ok, on starbucks I have to admit I am a sucker for Chai Tea latte, it is so yummy! When it comes to food I spare no expense o, I have been known to spend £55 on a piece of rump steak and mehn I had no regrets, it was super yummy, medium rare and juicy with the meanest black peppercorn sauce ever.

mbulela:
Please stop spoiling naijababe.

Tell them o

@ Chaircover, see as I cover face for you! You carried odo and omo to jand?! shocked Eyin obirin yin sha grin grin grin grin

@ shoefreak, make i show u moi fasline? grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by jaybee3(m): 9:11pm On Aug 18, 2014
Abeg dem dey sell dundu for asda?

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Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 9:13pm On Aug 18, 2014
jaybee3: Abeg dem dey sell dundu for asda?

In Zebrudaya's voice fa fa fa foul!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin

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