oyb: Its the other way round. All those hours with mortar and pestle will build idowus stamina and libido. Oga is in trouble.

Abeg give me spec for machine wey fit pound yam

I have been waiting for a wise man like you to fall in.
Oga, may your days be long and may your fountain of wisdom never run dry.
This are the pearls of wisdom I expect from elders,not what my other oga Ajanlekoko was yarning.

moca:
Correct chic!

Don't mind iduwo.
In this age and time

when oga tire now,you go begin complain dey go shop for rabbit head online.
Idowu is a blessed lady.
Proverbs 31 sister.

Moca, my town did theirs(august meeting) lastweek friday, we selected 2people amongst us to represent our unit in the village. The wahala wey dey that thing dey too-much biko....... Our next-meeting go be helele! A meeting every sane member MUST attend because the "story,ashiri,gbeberon" wey go follow our members return from village go tie 2wrapper,carry handbag even join heavy duty gele....
I know say u sef no go, u dey here dey find 'food processor'... SMH! (All dis new generation wives).... C'mon bend ya waist and pound for Mr ypepe b4 him barb u gorimakpa.....

Sorry I've no idea how much they sell that which u seek,I never cared to ask. I do my pounding manually,tho seldom, make ukwu no break ontop kitchen matter.... The ukwu is very essential for other departments too.
U may get reliable answers online.

Hello house

mbulela:
when oga tire now,you go begin complain dey go shop for rabbit head online.
Idowu is a blessed lady.
Proverbs 31 sister.

Abasi mkpo!

LyndaRoyce: Moca, my town did theirs(august meeting) lastweek friday, we selected 2people amongst us to represent our unit in the village. The wahala wey dey that thing dey too-much biko....... Our next-meeting go be helele! A meeting every sane member MUST attend because the "story,ashiri,gbeberon" wey go follow our members return from village go tie 2wrapper,carry handbag even join heavy duty gele....
I know say u sef no go, u dey here dey find 'food processor'... SMH! (All dis new generation wives).... C'mon bend ya waist and pound for Mr ypepe b4 him barb u gorimakpa.....

Sorry I've no idea how much they sell that which u seek,I never cared to ask. I do my pounding manually,tho seldom, make ukwu no break ontop kitchen matter.... The ukwu is very essential for other departments too.
U may get reliable answers online.

Hello house

Hahahaaaa!
Lynda and bad mouth!
Ok, I don hear

Now somebari is talking.
This village meeting dey sweet me eeh.
Enuf asiri and posing
And these women r very powerful
Nollywood comes to mind.
Ndi nne maama, I so kweee!

Hope d family are good?

Lyndaroyce. How's the little man?

Beeevan. How na?
You know that my son in law.
Pls give this to him

When the time comes I'll ask him o.

Idowuogbo:
Trouble ke? Lolz...no b the kian stamina u men dey crave? Persin wey go panelbeat una well well?

who wan wound?

you guys never jam - you go enter hospital for 'exhaustion' - your peeps in office will be thinking its overwork, they wont know you are bitng off pounded-yam toned booty

oyb:

who wan wound?

you guys never jam - you go enter hospital for 'exhaustion' - your peeps in office will be thinking its overwork, they wont know you are bitng off pounded-yam toned booty

Lmaaaaaaaaaaao! U no well ooo

oyb:

who wan wound?

you guys never jam - you go enter hospital for 'exhaustion' - your peeps in office will be thinking its overwork, they wont know you are bitng off pounded-yam toned booty

my Oga is in the 'spirit' this afternoon

Oluwa sanu!!! What is going on here?

Idowu, you are encouraging all these male ashawo ten kobos

naijababe: Oluwa sanu!!! What is going on here?

Idowu, you are encouraging all these male ashawo ten kobos

No be your type we dey find. Pls don't corrupt Idowu.
She is a proverbs 31 lady. She will pound in order to be pounded.
She will reap,good measures pressed down and running over.
Don't corrupt the good seed that is being sown into her life.

mbulela:
No be your type we dey find. Pls don't corrupt Idowu.
She is a proverbs 31 lady. She will pound in order to be pounded.
She will reap,good measures pressed down and running over.
Don't corrupt the good seed that is being sown into her life.

Someborri say a big loud amen for Idowu!

LyndaRoyce: Happy monday to everyone....
Hubby made an impromtu trip since 3weeks ago and he's yet to return; I've been playing the role of both mum and dad,thus my MIA on here... I barely enjoy my me-time,so I make use of the lil I've to rest my head.
Obviously, this forum has fully recovered from the tsunami, the FUN IS BACK! Kudos to everyone.

@taryour. Amen and amen... I wish u thesame my sister.
@naijababe and royalroy, lolhahha those pictures got me "LOL".... Chai! Naija which way forward? Our pastors don turn "customized alaba marketers" lol

Its well!

Have a splendid week everyone...
*in NAFDAC's voice* "STAY SAFE and BE EBOLA FREE"! Lol

Eyaaah!

Don't worry, he'll be back before you know it dear. It happens to the best of us. When hubby wanted to travel back home for a month, we both agreed it was best he went while the kids were in school. That way, we were all too busy to miss him that much, or mope around. You definitely don't get any me time, and when you finally hit the sack, you're so exhausted to think of anything else.

Besides, travelling while school's on (off peak season) is a lot cheaper.

She can't be decoded easy like that oo. Na coded levels. lol@twins.... why u think so?


Moreover, no be to decide on poundie when light dey? Even if dem take light sef, small mortar and pestle go finish am na.

moca: Iduwo, so ur leg dey inside house teeteee??
I assumed b4 o

I can never understand u at all

Abeg, where shoefreak, come and explain ur friend to me.
How many shildlen badosky get?
I know twins dey am sha.

Iduwo, I get nepa 247. I'm covered

Mbulela, a rabbit head na when oga no get strength na. Make una siddon dia...e easy? Pound ko, roast ni.

naijababe:

Someborri say a big loud amen for Idowu!

Lmaaaao...Amin loruko JESU!!!!

mbulela:
No be your type we dey find. Pls don't corrupt Idowu.
She is a proverbs 31 lady. She will pound in order to be pounded.
She will reap,good measures pressed down and running over.
Don't corrupt the good seed that is being sown into her life.

I receive it! YES LORD!! AMEN nd AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.

moca:
Correct chic!

Don't mind iduwo.
In this age and time

no strength na. We go reserve for other mutually beneficial energy sapping activity.

When we use energy pound finish, which go remain to take the aftermath of the pounded yam na?

naijababe: Oluwa sanu!!! What is going on here?

Idowu, you are encouraging all these male ashawo ten kobos

No oooo... me i just dey gist my aunty'm if she wants the natural pounding make she forget processor oo...Abi ki le feel?

Idowuogbo: I receive it! YES LORD!! AMEN nd AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.

SMH!!! Let me komot for hia before dem turn me to sontin else

Idowuogbo:
No oooo... me i just dey gist my aunty'm if she wants the natural pounding make she forget processor oo...Abi ki le feel?

Forget dat tin o Idowu, dat processor dey work better pass mortar I tell you, me i nor dey chop that Ola Ola nonsense, minimum effort for maximum profit o sha mo nau

naijababe:

SMH!!! Let me komot for hia before dem turn me to sontin else

Pls watch the door on your way out

shoefreak: no strength na. We go reserve for other mutually beneficial energy sapping activity.

When we use energy pound finish, which go remain to take the aftermath of the pounded yam na?

Gbam!
Gbammer!!
Gbamest!!!

(I don add one and two together)
I remembered my conversation with her last year one middle of d night so.
So personal and touchy)
I be shoe and bag freak too. But I want to repent now.

shoefreak: no strength na. We go reserve for other mutually beneficial energy sapping activity.

When we use energy pound finish, which go remain to take the aftermath of the pounded yam na?

you don't get it.
The yam pounding is an energy booster and builds up endurance limits for other pounding.
you no dey practice before you go run marathon?

naijababe:

Forget dat tin o Idowu, dat processor dey work better pass mortar I tell you, me i nor dey chop that Ola Ola nonsense, minimum effort for maximum profit o sha mo nau

For real? O ya e jasi mi nau...me sef I wan belong na... feck pounding.




[size=2pt]Sweetie, na joke ooo... I'll pound/turn for you ti ti lailai[/size]

Idowuogbo:
For real? O ya e jasi mi nau...me sef I wan belong na... feck pounding.




[size=2pt]Sweetie, na joke ooo... I'll pound/turn for you ti ti lailai[/size]

you need to beware of bad friends.
Evil company corrupts good manners.

Iduwo, naijababe is right. It pounds very well and very smooth. I know kenwood can do it very well.
So why waste energy?

Infact, d era of mortar and pestle have come and gone. Mine occupies space.

mbulela:
you need to beware of bad friends.
Evil company corrupts good manners.

Evil ke? Oga slow down na....na gist we dey gist na, we are not here to catch demons.

R231, where is edwife?
How did d vacation go?
Hope triplets r on the way
I want to be godmother o!

moca: Iduwo, naijababe is right. It pounds very well and very smooth. I know kenwood can do it very well.
So why waste energy?

Infact, d era of mortar and pestle have come and gone. Mine occupies space.

Ehen? Interesticano!

moca:

Hahahaaaa!
Lynda and bad mouth!
Ok, I don hear

Now somebari is talking.
This village meeting dey sweet me eeh.
Enuf asiri and posing
And these women r very powerful
Nollywood comes to mind.
Ndi nne maama, I so kweee!

Hope d family are good?

Nne tell me about it!
BBC never carry the kian asiri(gossip) wey follow "august meeting" for bombom!
Last year was BRUTAL! they even fought... I merely watched because I no get "christain mother"(huge upper arms)........the issue was later resolved by the men, but I know it's still pending...because some go still carry am over till this incoming asiri unleash. Lol
Hope for more action this year...*mouth sealed*.

Family's peaceful dear....
My regards to yours.

Cococandy, bobo is very fine dear.... He's busy doing what he knows how to do best, "sucking me dry in various positions"...
Hope u're cool?

cococandy: Lyndaroyce. How's the little man?

Beeevan. How na?
You know that my son in law.
Pls give this to him

When the time comes I'll ask him o.

Lol, am good dear. He will surely get the Coco candisized kisses .