cococandy:
Here's one I also saw.
I don laugh tire

The restless army of capitalists is always waiting for 'fear surge' to count the cash!

Happy monday to everyone....
Hubby made an impromtu trip since 3weeks ago and he's yet to return; I've been playing the role of both mum and dad,thus my MIA on here... I barely enjoy my me-time,so I make use of the lil I've to rest my head.
Obviously, this forum has fully recovered from the tsunami, the FUN IS BACK! Kudos to everyone.

@taryour. Amen and amen... I wish u thesame my sister.
@naijababe and royalroy, lolhahha those pictures got me "LOL".... Chai! Naija which way forward? Our pastors don turn "customized alaba marketers" lol

Its well!

Have a splendid week everyone...
*in NAFDAC's voice* "STAY SAFE and BE EBOLA FREE"! Lol

taryour: Goodevening house,trust you all had a lovely weekend? Royalroy,tunapa, damiso,efemena,moca/ypepe,chaircover,greatgod,bellong,cogar,idowuogbo,lyndaroyce,nijababe,edwife,alutacontinua,ileoba,picabeau, e.t.c. I greet you all o and to the newbies in the house I salute o.

May we all have blessed and prosperous week In Jesus name.Amen.

Amen sis and thank you

Happy new working everyone..hope we all have a great one.

LyndaRoyce: Happy monday to everyone....
Hubby made an impromtu trip since 3weeks ago and he's yet to return; I've been playing the role of both mum and dad,thus my MIA on here... I barely enjoy my me-time,so I make use of the lil I've to rest my head.
Obviously, this forum has fully recovered from the tsunami, the FUN IS BACK! Kudos to everyone.

@taryour. Amen and amen... I wish u thesame my sister.
@naijababe and royalroy, lolhahha those pictures got me "LOL".... Chai! Naija which way forward? Our pastors don turn "customized alaba marketers" lol

Its well!

Have a splendid week everyone...
*in NAFDAC's voice* "STAY SAFE and BE EBOLA FREE"! Lol

Una weldone o my sister with the mummy and daddy role, I know exactly how it feels. Last time hubby traveled for 3weeks wasn't funny at all. Sometimes I wish I could travel too without the kids for just 2 weeks or even a week(phew). It is well sis,God is your strength.

@damiso. Thanks sis how are you and all yours.

@Royalroy. Thanks bro,God bless you.

@all. Good morning house.

Stay blessed

taryour: ,picabeau, e.t.c. I greet you all o and to the newbies in the house I salute o.

May we all have blessed and prosperous week In Jesus name.Amen.

everybody!

Hope we r all fine?
Ekene dili chukwu.

So nobody go august meeting for here?
All these ajibo wives, if una siddon for house, na who go come dey for d meeting?
Old mamas

Abeg who sabi how much food processor be for market(d one wey dey pound yam). I know kenwood can pound.saw philips(first price27k) but wasn't convinced it can pound yam.

Any idea ladies. Home work made easy all d way
I don't even know how to pound and hate turning too.

moca: everybody!

Hope we r all fine?
Ekene dili chukwu.

So nobody go august meeting for here?
All these ajibo wives, if una siddon for house, na who go come dey for d meeting?
Old mamas

Abeg who sabi how much food processor be for market(d one wey dey pound yam). I know kenwood can pound.saw philips(first price27k) but wasn't convinced it can pound yam.

Any idea ladies. Home work made easy all d way
I don't even know how to pound and hate turning too.

Haaaaaaba! AUNTY'M....food processor to pound yam for Oga? This wan na laziness abi wetin? If oga vex na wen u want the other pounding and he tells you to plug your machine and use it, na una go begin cry foul ooo... Please pound the normal way for my Oga biko so in return he can pound you the natural way.


Aunty Boash, she wa pa? *hugs*

naijababe: Got this from my BIL's FB page and could not help but share

Some of these clowns make me ashamed of being a Christian sometimes.

mbulela:

Some of these clowns make me ashamed of being a Christian sometimes.

You shouldn't be, you are not responsible for their behaviour

Badoski baby!
Iduwo, stay there o!
This is 2014, home work made easy.
Oga can pound if he don't want food processor.
Besides, that's what most homes use now.
If ur food processor can cut ur salad things and do other works for u, why not pound yam?
Abi we wan show we be good wives ni?
Kudos to those that can, I won't and don't wanna pound. So stressful abeg.
To turn semo sef na wahala.
Which there is machine for that too

Don't worry u will soon enter.
After two yrs plus junior and work,we will see how far

moca: Badoski baby!
Iduwo, stay there o!
This is 2014, home work made easy.
Oga can pound if he don't want food processor.
Besides, that's what most homes use now.
If ur food processor can cut ur salad things and do other works for u, why not pound yam?
Abi we wan show we be good wives ni?
Kudos to those that can, I won't and don't wanna pound. So stressful abeg.
To turn semo sef na wahala.
Which there is machine for that too

Don't worry u will soon enter.
After two yrs plus junior and work,we will see how far

you want make Oga tell Idowu to go use Rotating Head Pearl Rabbit,since she decided to pound his yam with machine,let a machine also pound her yam?
Idowu,no mind dem o. Make you pound the yam for Oga o.
So that you shall receive good measure,pressed down and running over in kind.

mbulela:
you want make Oga tell Idowu to go use Rotating Head Pearl Rabbit,since she decided to pound his yam with machine,let a machine also pound her yam?
Idowu,no mind dem o. Make you pound the yam for Oga o.
So that you shall receive good measure,pressed down and running over in kind.

Haba bros. In these days of Ola Ola, you'r advising somebody to start pounding yam?

moca: everybody!

Hope we r all fine?
Ekene dili chukwu.

So nobody go august meeting for here?
All these ajibo wives, if una siddon for house, na who go come dey for d meeting?
Old mamas

Abeg who sabi how much food processor be for market(d one wey dey pound yam). I know kenwood can pound.saw philips(first price27k) but wasn't convinced it can pound yam.

Any idea ladies. Home work made easy all d way
I don't even know how to pound and hate turning too.

Ermmmmmmm....what happened to good old olu olu or one of those poundo thingy

option 2, get house help......machine cost 27k, house help from the village 3-5k so with 27k you get to keep one for about 7-8 months

moca: Badoski baby!
Iduwo, stay there o!
This is 2014, home work made easy.
Oga can pound if he don't want food processor.
Besides, that's what most homes use now.
If ur food processor can cut ur salad things and do other works for u, why not pound yam?
Abi we wan show we be good wives ni?
Kudos to those that can, I won't and don't wanna pound. So stressful abeg.
To turn semo sef na wahala.
Which there is machine for that too

Don't worry u will soon enter.
After two yrs plus junior and work,we will see how far

My mum wey do am with four kids no get 2 heads na...poundo yam no dey naija ni? Aunty'm,buy poundo yam if you can't pound. No point stressing yourself when Nepa carry light, then you'll start looking for fuel to on gen to power ya processor. Loooooooong thing

AjanleKoko:

Haba bros. In these days of Ola Ola, you'r advising somebody to start pounding yam?

ola ola no dey sweet.
the local flavour is lost.

mbulela:
you want make Oga tell Idowu to go use Rotating Head Pearl Rabbit,since she decided to pound his yam with machine,let a machine also pound her yam?
Idowu,no mind dem o. Make you pound the yam for Oga o.
So that you shall receive good measure,pressed down and running over in kind.

I kukuma dey turn poundo for my Oga eèe... Oga na picky eater, if you carry processor process pounded yam na you go chop am o...i trust him, if e no get energy to do am himself, na chips he go fry chop.

Idowuogbo:
My mum wey do am with four kids no get 2 heads na...poundo yam no dey naija ni? Aunty'm,buy poundo yam if you can't pound. No point stressing yourself when Nepa carry light, then you'll start looking for fuel to on gen to power ya processor. Loooooooong thing

you be better girl.
your oga will do you well.

mbulela:
you be better girl.
your oga will do you well.

AMEN OOO

Idowuogbo:
AMEN OOO

and you will have no need for Rotating Head Pearl Rabbit

mbulela:
and you will have no need for Rotating Head Pearl Rabbit

AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Idowuogbo: AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

it is well because my prayers never go unanswered.
Happy pounding.

Hian! Wey the strength to dey pound? Anyway, for two still make sense sa.

Its the other way round. All those hours with mortar and pestle will build idowus stamina and libido. Oga is in trouble.

Abeg give me spec for machine wey fit pound yam

Iduwo, so ur leg dey inside house teeteee??
I assumed b4 o

I can never understand u at all

Abeg, where shoefreak, come and explain ur friend to me.
How many shildlen badosky get?
I know twins dey am sha.

Iduwo, I get nepa 247. I'm covered

oyb: Its the other way round. All those hours with mortar and pestle will build idowus stamina and libido. Oga is in trouble.

Abeg give me spec for machine wey fit pound yam

This pple will not ki me o

Iduwo don enter one chance today

oyb: Its the other way round. All those hours with mortar and pestle will build idowus stamina and libido. Oga is in trouble.

Abeg give me spec for machine wey fit pound yam

Trouble ke? Lolz...no b the kian stamina u men dey crave? Persin wey go panelbeat una well well?

shoefreak: Hian! Wey the strength to dey pound? Anyway, for two still make sense sa.

Correct chic!

Don't mind iduwo.
In this age and time

moca: I[b]duwo, so ur leg dey inside house teeteee??
I assumed b4 o
[/b]
I can never understand u at all

Abeg, where shoefreak, come and explain ur friend to me.
How many shildlen badosky get?
I know twins dey am sha.

Iduwo, I get nepa 247. I'm covered

Lmaaaao! U wan make i dey display abi? Na boss! I b low key bebe.

I tried pounding d thing one day. See sweat.na so I dey breath like person wey dog pursue. Na better exercise o!

Since that day, I dey pound for my dream

Idowuogbo:
Lmaaaao! U wan make i dey display abi? Na boss! I b low key bebe.

I dey gbagbun ur style jare

Its d best online.

moca: I tried pounding d thing one day. See sweat.na so I dey breath like person wey dog pursue. Na better exercise o!

Since that day, I dey pound for my dream

Dis my sis na real case.