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xplicity1:
Alcohol dey work miracle o, ar u sure motor never jam u?...nd do u have to tell us the promise u made with ur GF, huh?..i'm sure the only thing u they find go her place nah S3X.

For ur mind.

waslead300: WICH KIND ONLY GAL BONANZA BE DIS 1 NA, ANYWAY COME UPDATE SHARPLY SHARPLY... AM ENJOYING EVERY BIT OF UR STORY. U NO VA TALK HOW U TAKE BLEEP AUNTY CHARITY

no myd dem,as if boy kon suffer..xebi boys day do onli gals bonanza.y gals 2 no do onli boys bonanza..@rock n ol.season greetin*

Chai my leg and waist oooo. Make i begin type again johr

MERRY XMAS TO THE ROCK FAMILY.
Peter am furiously n patiently waiting...................that its to say type fast.....

watsup wif ur legs nd waist @ rock?I'm wishing y'll an unalloyed merry christmas nd a prosperous new year.hope d bonanza will reach me

The rock5555: Chai my leg and waist oooo. Make i begin type again johr

u don go bleep 4 jesus' birthday and now ur waist dn dy pain u. I guess you need this*winks*

Waiting

DEDICATED TO THE GIRL THAT WINS MY BONANZA

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BROKEN SECRET

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We had supplied about hundred bags before one of the numerous children came with a wheel barrow, we both rushed it but Collins beat me to it. I hissed and continued while he was smiling and using his barrow.

"Kai abeg come" A carpenter who was working in his shop called me. I went to his shed and greeted him.

"Abeg give me one bag of pure water" He said. I was confused, been afraid that oga Emma would quarrel me for selling apart from the designated person which we were ordered to. Untill Collins noticed and came to my rescue.

"Wetin na?" He inquired.

"Mehn this man need water" I answered him.

"Oya give am naw" He said and collected one bag from my hands which was given to the man. He collected the money and pulled me away from there.

"This one na our share, we go use am buy biscuit" Collins informed me.

"Eh i no want wahala oo, shebi you know say Oga Emma dey count the water? What if he catches us?" I asked Collins fearfully, he laughed and looked at me pitifully.

"Why you think say i been dey happy when oga Emma tell us say we go follow him? How you think say Hassan and Obinna dey get big money? Na chokay them dey do jare" Collins finally opened my eyes to the real world of hustling.

"So why you no tell me since?" I queried him.

"You still dey new naw, but since you don know now, welcome to the family" Collins said and pat my back.

"Chai i dey fear still, i no want the money, just chop am, if oga Emma catch you, no call my name oo" I said holding my ears. Collins laughed and left me alone, i was a newbie who did not understand the meaning of National cake, everybody had to take their own piece one way or the other, Oga Emma used trickery on his dad to get to where he was so paying him back in his own coins was no coincedence, it was only a continuos revolution, thats why when ever someone cheats me i take it in good faith cus whatever you do to someone, it would be done back to you.

My mind was still in turmoil as we continued delivering the water while oga Emma gisted with his friends. We finished and Collins gave me the money to go give him, my hands were shaking but he did not notice it, i was thinking he would ask questions but none came, he just looked at the money and pocketed it without even a thank you to compliment our efforts or come and take one bottle each. He just hurried us to the bus and drove off.

I was so suprised i would have even removed some money and give him the rest but fear wont allow me, Collins gave me that i told you look which provoked me but how man go do. I had missed the first day but i promised myself not to dull again.

That day passed without oga Emma saying a word about any missing water so the next day i was the first to do Chokay first, oga Emma went to gist with one fine babe he saw so we used that oppourtunity to nab five bags. I was proud of my efforts, even Collins was proud of me. I was an effective leaner but as it is said.

Ninty nine days for arm rober, one day for owner of property, one of us was finally caught, the game was for only the fast and clever ones, any dull person was knocked out. And it strucked one of us.

Guess who.....

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*Off to bed* tomorow we go continue.. Make i see the first girl wey go win....

Mimisboygreat: u don go bleep 4 jesus' birthday and now ur waist dn dy pain u. I guess you need this*winks*

Lolz u dey mad. I tell u say girl dey involve, na over waka na. Make i go fotoshop my pix sef.

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where my ladies at?

Thanks @rock. *still following
Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year.

Yes che i don win

Yeah congrats to TrishaP and Oluwawunmi, i go see una tomorow, just PM the network una want

I hope y'all had a lovely xmas cos I did. Wishin u all a prosperous new year in advance.

Ope o na etisalat

Sexy Sapphire: I hope y'all had a lovely xmas cos I did. Wishin u all a prosperous new year in advance.

chai! Honey i missed you like kilode. If i lie make lekinz head minimize#lol

Yeeeh I won!!!
I'm using Glo network.

Lemme gues?



I won't jare

@rita,when are u starting ur thread?

Merry Xmas and Happy New Year to all The Rock thread!

I no go guess jor...after the bonanza na 4 girls...**sip from my bottle of legend,uduwaa just come thread i dy wait with a broken bottle,u no go believe**

I no go guess jor...after all the bonanza na 4 girls...**sip from my bottle of legend,uduwaa just come thread i dy wait with a broken bottle,u no go believe**

Una good afternoon. Api post christmas, e remain newyear. Make i use snail speed nack una somefin abeg...

Happy xmas!

Happy xmas!!

Happy xmas!!!

May i use this very wonderful opportunity to shout out to everyone wishing "The rocky" fan new year in advance.

Oga the rock me never come back villa because i still de kano state but i hear say you share alomo bitter here, na him mak i come. Where mine de ?

you don forget me but God never forget Prince, say amen.

Still typing...
@Oluwawunmi-check ur inbox

@TrishaP-answer my mail.

Make i increase to jet speed, headache is bugging me down...

@Rock thanks saw it and av load it am very grateful God bless you av a wonderful new yr

no wahala ma'am

CHECKMATE

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we had become real partners in crime while oga Emma was the silly fool that condoned our activites, i was growing better in the chokaying job than Collins, i once dared him to work one different accounts for just one day, i ended up getting double the amount he got. We were like twin brothers, we ate together, joked together, suffered together, stole together, the only thing we did not do was toasting of girls. Collins schooled in Wamba(another local government area in Nasarawa state) so he knew alot of babes there, whenever we went there to supply water he was fond of branching to his numerous babes houses and leaving me to do the work alone. Oga Emma usually leave us alone to pursue his own babe whenever we supplied water there. I was suprised at his behaviour, maybe his father's gene was 100 percent in him. All my efforts to turn Collins away from his babes proved abortive until it put us in trouble one day.

Oga Emma packed in a woman's house that needed water before went for his parol, we were packing water when all of a sudden a girl with huge bakassi cat walked and passed our side, Collins tapped me to look at God's wonderful creation, i just eyed the yansh small and continued my work only for Collins to start cat walking and chasing the yansh like it had remote directing his big head and legs.
Before i could say Collins come back, he was already chatting up the girl, i stopped and watched how their drama would unfold, the girl was clearly bigger than him, am sure he would tell her that she looked like his senior in school or so i thought. I noticed him bringing out his pockets, there was nothing inside, he seemed startled, it was like he wanted to give the girl some cash, he forgot that i was the one holding the chokay money that day. A thundrous slap sent him to the ground, she hissed and walked away, i was laughing and shaking my head expecting the baffled guy to give me the latest gist as usual but instead he just rubbed his cheecks which had five finger printed on it and continued packing water.

"Mehn Collins how the runs na?" I said cheekily.

"your father, na you send me do runs? No ask me stupid questions" Collins warned me so i shut off and allowed him do his thing. Surely no be everything person most know.

Oga Emma came back after i flashed him, the man was sweating, no body needed to tell us that one hot show just happened. As i earlier said Oga Emma usually speaks like he gave birth to Eminem escpecially when he is angry or very excited.

"Peter, shebi una dey craze" He rapped his first verse.

"No sir, we no dey craze" I added the 'dey' to include me and Collins.

"Shebi i say make una drop Ten" He said verse two.

"Sir see am na, we don drop the tire" I said pointing at the spare tire which i dropped by the bus side.

"I say make you drop ten for the woman" Oga Emma shouted louder.

"Ok sorry sir, Collins abeg roll this tire carry to this woman house" I folishly said.

"Peter you dey mad oo, i say give this woman Ten, Ten abi you no get ears, thats why i say you dey behave like hausa man" Oga Emma said angrily.

It then struck me, he was saying ten bags all this while and not Tire, well thats what happens when you rap too much when talking to someone. We just looked at ourselves and laughed before going to bring back the multiple bags of water which we dashed the yeye woman who refused telling us how many she needed.

Life is full of challenges, only the strongest survives....

We continued our chokay job till one of us made a great mistake which caused the person his job..

No be small tin oo....rock i sure say na u dem catch...cos na wetin my mind dey tell me....

Btw..take some drugs oo so dat ur head no go ache again..
But dat one no mean say u no go update again tonyt...

Merry Xmas to the preacher son's crew. I thank baba God, in 5days I'll be +1

Spactacle: No be small tin oo....rock i sure say na u dem catch...cos na wetin my mind dey tell me....

Btw..take some drugs oo so dat ur head no go ache again..
But dat one no mean say u no go update again tonyt...

No P bro, i go update now

Fonydear: Merry Xmas to the preacher son's crew. I thank baba God, in 5days I'll be +1

Dont worry babe, we go celebrate am together

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