Mimisboygreat: E be like say i go go chokay my mama meat o. Rock if she catch me i go hold u responsible*flashes my dagger at his face*u better start praying and fasting now now

*grabs my bible and begin to speak in tongues* Baba God abeg make him mama catch am ooo

TrishaP:

I'm not taken doesn't mean I'm here for you.

No mind the boy, him testorones dey malfuntion

Abeg jare, ur thread na mighty one ooo

D9ty7: Thanks for remembering i av one small thread going.

Alphafrank: . ,my man no b small tin oo,master of bleepin bt novice 4 sex chat,man prooooo,...u too much jare

How man go do na, u forget say no be everything person dey know

U rock mehn...u know,2tins got me lauffin....
1)dat user for 2go wen chop ur 2h kad because of unclad pix.. So u ma fall victim..
2)wen ur mum dey tell u bout rent money...u ma na wao..u no first know say na dash u dey dash her d money...lols..

Una gudnyt oo..

#signing off

Spactacle: U rock mehn...u know,2tins got me lauffin....
1)dat user for 2go wen chop ur 2h kad because of unclad pix.. So u ma fall victim..
2)wen ur mum dey tell u bout rent money...u ma na wao..u no first know say na dash u dey dash her d money...lols..

Una gudnyt oo..

#signing off

1. So u sef fall for that kind thing, that moment when u don comot ur blokus to w'ank to n'ude pix only to see say dem gon remove u, chai u go wan mad with craze

2. Shebi i tell my mama say make she born plenty children, na so my money go

The rock5555: FOOLISH PIKIN

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Since that day oga Emma feared me, not because i was scary but because i showed him a side of me that only my parents had seen and maybe a few people. I had designed my mind to chop my own share of chokay wether devil like am or not. I was now like a hot cake, oga Emma relied on me for almost everything, he did not have the kind of strenght that i had though he claimed to be stronger than me, he forgot that its not everything that muscles are involved. As my work increased so did my chokay. Oga Emma thought he was killing me with stress, he would just pack his motor and sleep while i supplied the water, half of the money entered my pocket while the other half i kept for him he even mudered himself more by making me his accountant, sh'it i don touch money, i was the one loading water and also writing the amount in the book. What i did was that i added excess and recorded less, like i would put 200bags and write 170bags in my book. When he sells i collect the money till the day ends, then i would remove mine and give him the rest with his book that i calculated everything again. The man was as senseless business man, his sole focus was to get enough cash. The day that market was poor he would insist on checking my pockets which he would find just like N50, the rest were inside my second shorts. But when there was business he dont mind paying my bike money.

Before two months i had saved about 30k which i was giving to my mother. I still got more than enough cash to spend in buying things i love chewing, well since there was no girl involved in my affairs i was pretty rich.

Not till i asked my mum for about 7k for shopping, her words almost drove me mad.

"Shebi you dey stay for this house? Are you paying rents? Are you buying food?" She asked. All my answers were no, she then told me that the money had been diverted to house use, my face changed, i promised never to give her any money to keep for me again. I was so sad but i thought little of it, shebi she wan chop money, no problem.

I saved another money and bought my own phone, i had been eyeing Nokia for long so i made sure i went for that product, my first self bought phone was a Nokia 2700classic. I bought the phone because of PES2012 and spent my whole night tearing my opponents nets with hot goals.

Finally i heard about a social network called 2go from my friend Silas so i quickly downloaded it. The App looked cool, i also registered on Facebook and Twitter, i ventured into the world of social networking. LindaIkeji was my bus stop for news and gossips, she was my internet crush

i ventured into 2going, since i was new i was told to enter chat rooms to get quick friends, i searched all the chat rooms and fell in love with Jokes, flirt and GoWords rooms. Flirt was my favourite, i got alot of beautiful babes from there but most of them were repping Abuja and Lasgidi, no body gree admit say them dey Nasarawa or Makurdi.

One day i saw a shiny offer where a girl told me that i should add her to see her nude pixs, without wasting time i added the girl, her profile pix was tantalising unclad so we began chatting. She now sent me a message that i should send her N200 airtime to see more of her n'ude pix, mehn see offer, since my money dey pour full ground i quickly darted out and bought a fresh Mtn N200 airtime for her, then send it while rushing into the bathroom to see bad things but she do me one bad thing i never forgot.

The bi'tch deleted me, WTF i added her back but she refused accepting again, that was how i came out of the bathroom fustrated, my airtime had gone down the drain. I cursed myself for been so stupid. I kept it to myself and continued chatting with babes till i met another wahala.

I got a friend request so i accepted it when i saw that it was a girl, her pix was kind of matured which frightened me, wetin that kind old woman dey do for 2go.

"Good evening ma" I typed.

"Nah dont call me ma, am Tayo" She typed back, i pumped my fists in the air thinking that i don catch one big sugar mummy.

"So how are you Tayo" I typed back.

"Am cool, can you sex chat?" She replied.

"Yes na, i be master" I said without even thinking what the hell sex chat meant. I Was hoping that she would start only for her to suprise me.

"Oya sex chat me" She typed back with a rose smiley.

Na there i shout, see gobe.......

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Make i go wack jare and prepare my sunday school notes. Make una no laf me too much oo, know that it was all in the past or so am thinking....

dis update gbasky

Chimaritoponcho:
dis update gbasky

My oga so u quoted dat whole post just to say dat??
I HAIL THEE oo

Dubby6:

My oga so u quoted dat whole post just to say dat??
I HAIL THEE oo

Lolz na over excitment cause am na

Api sunday y'all......

Hmmm rock God u funny die ehn u pay 2hundi just to see unclad pix y u no kukuma use dat money go one correct porn site hun n which assurance do u av dat its rily her unclad pix or sum1 else's lol I for think say u smart oh bt wit dis act chai e b lyk say dat chokay wey u dey chop don fry ur brain lyk crayfish own...hmmn sex chat uduak mehn omo c gobe...
*still I follow

Chai, Uduak iyaf killed me... You don make me laff sotey i forget my name.

So upon how you claim to be smart, you still fall for that cheap scam.. That pesin wey scam you no be girl at all but fellow guy like you.. Many of dem full 2go, dem also tempt me sha buh the yoruba blood wey dey my body no gree dem succeed.

No wonder dem say 2go na for kids, omo, me don port tay, tay. Very soon i go registar for whatsapp to kip in touch wit all my ladies.

By the way, no vex say i no dey comment eva since o, so many tinz jst dey take my time. I don begin dey work now nd na sexuality and romance section nai be the main thing nw, mehn, that place sweet dieee...dem even nominate me for the most controversial poster for sexuality section, thou i no win sha. Na den i knw say literature section dey jonz, all tnkz to mynd for opening my eyes to the reality of tinz.

walewunmi: Hmmm rock God u funny die ehn u pay 2hundi just to see unclad pix y u no kukuma use dat money go one correct porn site hun n which assurance do u av dat its rily her unclad pix or sum1 else's lol I for think say u smart oh bt wit dis act chai e b lyk say dat chokay wey u dey chop don fry ur brain lyk crayfish own...hmmn sex chat uduak mehn omo c gobe...
*still I follow

Lolz watch how i dealt with them na, i showed them say my brain no be fish own

Clemzy16: Chai, Uduak iyaf killed me... You don make me laff sotey i forget my name.

So upon how you claim to be smart, you still fall for that cheap scam.. That pesin wey scam you no be girl at all but fellow guy like you.. Many of dem full 2go, dem also tempt me sha buh the yoruba blood wey dey my body no gree dem succeed.

No wonder dem say 2go na for kids, omo, me don port tay, tay. Very soon i go registar for whatsapp to kip in touch wit all my ladies.

By the way, no vex say i no dey comment eva since o, so many tinz jst dey take my time. I don begin dey work now nd na sexuality and romance section nai be the main thing nw, mehn, that place sweet dieee...dem even nominate me for the most controversial poster for sexuality section, thou i no win sha. Na den i knw say literature section dey jonz, all tnkz to mynd for opening my eyes to the reality of tinz.

lolz i no say anybody wey enter sexuality section must hook there, no worry i go soon rush come there...

Typing......

Uduka Peter, if u nor ask of me, i go ask of u. Merry xmas and happy new year in advance.

SEX CHAT

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"Ehmmm abeg begin" I replied back.
You know that akward moment whereby you claim to know something and the next moment you cant prove that you know what you just said.

"So you dont even know anything sef? Mtcheeew" She typed back and deleted me, i was flaggerbasted, shebi na crime to teach person, sex chat i must learn come rain or sun.

I added another girl that was flaunting her n'udes, she told me to send her hundred bucks to veiw her pix, i refused, till she gave me five pixs, my stupid brain caught the spirit so i dashed out to go buy card for her, when i sent it she began insulting me, see me see wahala abeg.

"What again?" I typed.

"You are stupid, you sent me wrong card number" She typed back. I crossedchecked it was not wrong only for she to tell me that it was Glo she was using, i hissed and went to buy another card, this time she approved the airtime and we began chatting when she asked me to snap my Di'ck and send it to her, say who die, if she cant see it live make she forget na. I refused which made her delete me, i was mad at myself, why i come dey lose cash awuf like that, i provoke and refused sending for any girl anything again.

I left the useless Flirt room and migrated to love room, there i met another set of human beings. I put american rapper T.I on my profile pix, the pix became a hot cake, come see where babes dey toast me. I fear sef. One girl told me that she dont mind my location, she would come to my location if i just agree to marry her. I deleted her with immediate alarcrity and changed the profile pix, me wey never chop finish nai person wan marry.

I did mistake and entered Men lounge, i thought it was just guys rooms only to type Hello and got ten friend request. I happily accepted them and went to my freinds list when i saw a hanging message. Blood of God it was a picture of a huge dickkk and a message if i can suck it. Chai see me see wahala, my pix resemble gay own, abi i tell am say pussi don do me, na so i tire race delete all the guys, i no ever near that room again.

I seeked adviced on the sex chat but no guy gave me a suitable answer till i learnt it the practical way when Mercy from Makurdi came visiting. She wanted to write aptitude test in Nasarawa state University so she slept in our house that evening.

She came as usual with her big handbag which contain everything which a girl would need. I had bad plans in mind but i canceled them off, the girl was now a big babe so she fit leave slap for my face if i try any rubbish.

We gisted throughout the night till around 2.am when she went to bed, i succeded in snatching her phone and waited till she slept. I launched her 2go application and entered chat room and just type hello guys i need to sex chat, who is interested.

Na there i know say naija boys no dey sleep at all neither dey no dey carry last, without even waiting for five seconds friend request began pouring in. I accepeted sowtey i tire and exit the room.

That night i began operation sex chatting.....

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Make una no mind my pidgin, i just wan write like that today...

priceless love: Uduka Peter, if u nor ask of me, i go ask of u. Merry xmas and happy new year in advance.

My dear no mind my yeye brain ooo. Io too dey forget. Api new year in advance to you also...

#Following

Oh boy! I'm sure 80% of guys here can relate to this 2go thing, because almost everyone of all did it.

D fear of Chokaying and Sex chatting z d begining of wisdom. Just praying in tongues now .............have mercy on Rock ....hahahhaahhaaha ............Amen

Una no go kill person wit laufter,,,,,
rock..u too gbaski...

Kip d update coming...a.k.a OPERATION S3X CHAT

Abeg update fast, i wan learn hw to sexchat

Hmmmm Uduak, I don tire for ur matter o. So na sex chat be the main tin now, tnk God say u don even reduce the rate @ which u dy bleep.

#awaitin nxt update# wanna knw wat sex chat is all about

@Eyezik-kip on following...

@Clemzy- na 100percent jare, all guys don do am

@Tombily- God don already have mercy on me

@Spatacle-hehehe we no fit kill u wif laf na.

@Ayodeji-u wan spoil

Sexy Sapphire: Hmmmm Uduak, I don tire for ur matter o. So na sex chat be the main tin now, tnk God say u don even reduce the rate @ which u dy bleep.

#awaitin nxt update# wanna knw wat sex chat is all about

i have killed the rate i bleep to point 0 percent except u wan awaken am just kidding.

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Typing.... Am sure everybody know how sex chat be i no wan write am here cus no be sexuality section be this, small children fit spoil. Ehm Sexy S if u wan know how sex chat be just register for 2go na u go carry ur hand cover your mouth with naija boys talent or call me make i yarn you how them dey do am....

Uduak shey na only you.
1. U dey Chokey
2. U dey sexchat
And small time now, you go say u be pastor's pikin. Afta u don do baptism. God dey watch u.

THE DUDE CALLED TRAMOR

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All through the night i was learning the art of sex chat through the help of some dudes who never stopped suprising me with their hot sentences for their mind the babe dey wet oo when my blokus no even shift sef until piss catch me. I stopped when i found out that her battery was blinking red. I hustled and dropped it beside her before running off to sleep. And the light was supposed to come the next morning so i was hoping to charge her phone only for her mumsy to call her to begin going before Nepa restored the power supply. She was angry that i wasted her battery when i knew she need to make calls since the place she was going was her first time there. I wore a sad face and kept quiet while she threatened and sulked.

My dad was going to drop her in the park so she asked me to follow her, i refused because i had to go to work which infuriated her the more. I asked for her number but she refused saying that my dad had it so i should collect it from him. I knew she was angry because i could not follow them to the park. I sighed and went inside only for Nepa to bring the yeye light. I cursed them before going out to work.

Oga Emma was quarreling me for coming late, i just kept quiet and went inside to greet my ladies and gentlegirls.

"Hey who be this one na?" I asked as i say a black guy my height with tribal marks and long kaya, he mist have been my age also or my junior.

"Na me them dey call tramor, shey you be Peter abi, Oga Emma that yeye man don tell me about you, na me be your new partner" He introduced himself and shook my hands.

Only the smile on my face was able to show that i loved the idea, anybody that is name is tramor is supposed to be a strong man, his face looks very mischevious, i was tempted to ask him a question but he overtooked me and grabbed me to one corner.

"Shey you know wetin them dey call Chokay abi?" He asked me. My eyes opened in shock, the guy was also an expert in criminal affairs. I was going to like him afterall.

"Haba na me be chairman naw?" I replied.

"Alright na, since you don talk am my mind don rest, but i go sure you how to deal with oga Emma, na me be tramour, i be him medicine" He boasted, i took a close look at him, he meant what he said.

"Kai you don ever work this kind work before abi you work with oga Emma?" I questioned.

"Me and Oga Emma na formal partner, i just go school thats why" He replied me.

"Peter you dey mad, my friend pack water make this boy join you. Abi i employ una to gist" Oga Emma startled me but Tramor behaved like the words bounced off him, he calmly waited till oga Emma finish speaking before talking.

"Oga i know say you no employ us for gisting but we dey hungry, we need morning food money" Tramor said nonchalantly. I looked at him then oga Emma in suprised. The guy had fuccking guts.

"Both of una dey mad, better full that motor before i come back" Oga Emma threatened and went out.

"See this yeye man oo, him think say i dey fear am, walahi i no go touch any water" Tramor said and went out. Wow how wish i get mind like that dude things for better for my life.

As a gentle boy i began loading quietly, i saw oga Emma and tramor talking, alittle while oga Emma gave him 100 bucks to go eat, i almost slapped myself, see me wey dey kill myself the man no dey give me anything but this dude just blasted him and went fufiled, i felt more angrier when tramor came back smiling after eating as much as he could.

"Stay there dey do gentleboy, oga emma go kill you before your time, ulcer go soon catch you" He said jokingly.

I knew that what ever bad that was done to me i dey use chokay repay am back so i no send, oga Emma went to sleep while we loaded water, Tramor was good and agile, i was packing two bags while he was carrying six bags, i envied his strenght. As we finished instead of going to wake oga emma he went and laid beside him to sleep. I could not help but laugh at the crazy dude character.

Oga Emma woke up thirty minutes later and gave the guy a hot slap which made him spring up.

"Why una no wake me since?" Oga Emma queried us, i was about apologising only for tramor to answer first.

"Oga you know say as oga dey enjoy him boys sef suppose enjoy, nai i follow go sleep na" He replied. Oga Emma hissed and told us to go, he had had enough of his new worker.

"Thats why i say this tramor you dey take go make you mad one day" Oga Emma said as we were going. Instead of feeling remorse tramor began to sing one song which i would never forget till tomorow.

"I dont know what cha want from me, people dey talk about me, make them talk oo. I say na dem get their mouth oo....

Call me a rat, call me a goat, call me a tolo tolo, call me a pig, i no send you" He kept on singing and nodding his head while oga Emma hissed angrily. I envied the dude's boldness. I loved his company, and we formed a deadly association which made oga Emma fear to us...

Pay back things on our mind...

D9ty7: Uduak shey na only you.
1. U dey Chokey
2. U dey sexchat
And small time now, you go say u be pastor's pikin. Afta u don do baptism. God dey watch u.

How man go do, no worry i don repent jare

Una good morning... Typing....

Good morning to the preacher's son family. Hope y'all had a nice night rest?

Bad boys, Naija version.

Too bad for Oga Emma

The rock5555: As we finished instead of going to wake oga emma he went and laid beside him to sleep. I could not help but laugh at the crazy dude character.

Oga Emma woke up thirty minutes later and gave the guy a hot slap which made him spring up.

"Why una no wake me since?" Oga Emma queried us, i was about apologising only for tramor to answer first.

"Oga you know say as oga dey enjoy him boys sef suppose enjoy, nai i follow go sleep na" He replied.

these made me laugh.

Hehehehe uduwack this una work na office work oo

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