uj_sizzle:
So we are just not into you guys!
Is it so difficult to accept that a girl(s) would rather not chat with you?
Of all my whatsapp contact, i only maintain regular chats with 4 people. Not bacause i find all others boring, but i just don't know you enough to chat like i do with others, or we are both introverts.

Tell me, isn't there atleast one girl on your list who you gist with every minute? You can't expect everybody to be like her geez. The so called 'dumb' chatter is prolly another guy's most lively chat mate.

uj_sizzle:
Be like say pesin don do am to u shey?

you're so on-point

olu_kenzo :


My sister no vex say I use you as example, but as I dey quote this your post, my text editor just mark everything with red. E no better at-all. You fit be smart person for real life but all this shorthand something dey make am hard for some of us to even read, talk more of understanding your post. I mean, na make we for understand you post am in the first place now. And abeg, dey always remember to put space after your punctuations. Once more, no vex say I use your post as example. One love!

Iaz93:

I can't ask some random chick those Na... Wetin concern me with where she dey .

joeydozzy:

You no get am . Na "Awayu?"

And I do notice after each reply the number of k increases

me: hey

Chick:Awayu?

me: I'm good. love your dp

Chick:k. love your status

me: thanks. was stolen though

Chick: kk

Me: How is nosa? haven't heard from him

Chick: kkk

Me: miss you guys

Chick :kkkk

uj_sizzle:
Be like say pesin don do am to u shey?

I type the whole alphabets give the person back

screenagerjoe: Who dafuq is Faith93.?? Sounds like all dese 2go usernames

Faith93: I onli added my ideal to the matter..don't knw offense

xynerise: The truth is that some people use these abbreviations as an avenue to hide their ''bad spellings'' syndrome.

Baybe: I type the whole alphabets give the person back

mencade6: give our chat life a chance to see if we are chattable.

Slasha!:

Is Funke Akindele a NLander?

uj_sizzle:
So what if she really did nothing?
You end a convo because of that even when there's a million other things to talk about?

Biko some of you just have no idea how to hold a convo.

xynerise:
You are really a patient man

I deleted someone from my friends list because of the annoying status she updates.

What the hell is ''Eating on my mind'', ''Wedding on my mind'', ''I don't give a 4uk what you tell me''?

They will even insult someone on their status. Like ''John, you are very stupi'd''

Bloody Hell

xynerise:
You are really a patient man

I deleted someone from my friends list because of the annoying status she updates.

What the hell is ''Eating on my mind'', ''Wedding on my mind'', ''I don't give a 4uk what you tell me''?

They will even insult someone on their status. Like ''John, you are very stupi'd''

Bloody Hell

xynerise:
r u 1 of dem?

Don't be surprise to see these abbreviations on answer scripts from students. It has eaten deep in their systems that they even use it to write essay or letter in their exams

Truckpusher: I simply tell them with all seriousness that I'm an ex-militant but waiting on the Govt to fulfill their promises else i would return to carrying arms and immediately they are quiet shebi them wan know wetin i dey do ni!.......though some will manage to walk and never return again

i no get time for olodo girls at all

ms_pee:

That's what some of you don't know. Just imagine...I give you my pin today, we get talking and the next question you throw at me is; wia r u? Hv u eatn?

Very annoying

Ajibel: And those eskimi gals never stopped being silly.
This is what i do to those who likes "kk-ing"

Me- Alright, take care
She- k
Me - L
She - what is L?
Me - what is k?
.....
or sometimes she responds with M and i'd continue with N and so on...
Buh they are mostly the ones that start the chat

Dannyxy: Ladies make una change, make una change, the earlier the better ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is what they call a conversation... Guy:hey, wasup.. Girl: i'am fine and you?... Guy: never been better, how was you night?... Girl: it was great, but it was a bit cold though... Guy:awww, i'am sure a cup coffee will help... Girl:i will do just that, so how was yours, hope you slept well?.. Blah blah blah, naija girls learn!

xynerise:
r u 1 of dem?

Don't be surprise to see these abbreviations on answer scripts from students. It has eaten deep in their systems that they even use it to write essay or letter in their exams

sopoundz: Its funny how dese gals act up sumtyms. I aint got tym 4 deir monosyllabic BS. They always want you 2 flaunt wat yu got b4 they act all free wiv you.... Der z a gal on my contact tho.
Me: hey
Gal: hi
Me: I'm major
Gal:k
Me: n u r?
Gal: doesn't reali mata
I didn't reply afta dat, I didn't ping so she reciprocated, I travelled outta d country,chngn ma dp, flaunting n all dat. I decided 2 ping ha again, I updated my dp(pic I took wiv sum white dudes)
Me: Hello
Gal: hi
Me hw r you
Gal: I'm fine, you?
Me: nt reali fine tho
Gal: y?
Me: d last tym we had a chat, yu gv me a cold shoulder or rather yu snubbed me
Gal: reali? Can't rmba tho. Lol
Me: so u owe me an apology?
Gal: mayb
*Fast 4wrdn a lil cuz we did d intro again*
Me: wah scul do yu attend?
Gal: uniport... You?
Me: grad of igbinedion university okada
Gal: reali? Dats nice. Its a very a nice scul hrd alotta bou it
Me: nothn dere jare!
Gal: I pray o! All dese rich men children.
Me:lol. No o. I'm in d streets hussling
Gal: you cnt b in d streets,look @ your dp. You r chilling n having fun
(d chat took a new dimension)
Cut d long stry short n 4wrd 2 diz day she z telln me. She loves me prolly strt sumfin dat might lead 2 marriage.

Danhumprey: They are guilty ofcourse. But not to a worst extent as compared to the girls.

Dannyxy: pleeaasee, i hate it when girls carry themselves like they are something, you should happy i am even starting a conversation with you, there are many girls who don't have that priveledge.. What is "i" "K"?.. That's why i love white girls

xynerise: Another thing is the misuse of puntuations.

Someone will ask ''aw r u'' without a question mark. Instead, you will see a semi-colon(; )

adexsimply:

Danhumprey: You're just being a feminist. Period! You find it difficult to accept that most of you girls are just so dumb in the head. Most girls think that it is a guy that is supposed to start and maintain a convo at all time,and all they would typing are mere annoying rubbish!

uj_sizzle:
It's the generation of insensitive males

dmcdad:
Very olodo girls...
Imagine, you ask a girl how she is and she responds with "fine?". What is the question mark doing there? And there is never a time they will ask you a question and insert the question mark. What is actually wrong with most girls for goodness sake? Jeez!