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Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by dmcdad: 11:20am On Nov 23, 2013
sopoundz: Its funny how dese gals act up sumtyms. I aint got tym 4 deir monosyllabic BS. They always want you 2 flaunt wat yu got b4 they act all free wiv you.... Der z a gal on my contact tho.
Me: hey
Gal: hi
Me: I'm major
Gal:k
Me: n u r?
Gal: doesn't reali mata
I didn't reply afta dat, I didn't ping so she reciprocated, I travelled outta d country,chngn ma dp, flaunting n all dat. I decided 2 ping ha again, I updated my dp(pic I took wiv sum white dudes)
Me: Hello
Gal: hi
Me hw r you
Gal: I'm fine, you?
Me: nt reali fine tho
Gal: y?
Me: d last tym we had a chat, yu gv me a cold shoulder or rather yu snubbed me
Gal: reali? Can't rmba tho. Lol
Me: so u owe me an apology?
Gal: mayb
*Fast 4wrdn a lil cuz we did d intro again*
Me: wah scul do yu attend?
Gal: uniport... You?
Me: grad of igbinedion university okada
Gal: reali? Dats nice. Its a very a nice scul hrd alotta bou it
Me: nothn dere jare!
Gal: I pray o! All dese rich men children.
Me:lol. No o. I'm in d streets hussling
Gal: you cnt b in d streets,look @ your dp. You r chilling n having fun
(d chat took a new dimension)
Cut d long stry short n 4wrd 2 diz day she z telln me. She loves me prolly strt sumfin dat might lead 2 marriage.
Hehehehehehecheesy

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Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by UjSizzle(f): 11:20am On Nov 23, 2013
Baybe: I type the whole alphabets give the person back grin
grin grin Crazy gehl
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Truckpusher(m): 11:21am On Nov 23, 2013
Iaz93:

LMAO!! No be small thing oh!
He's so right ....most of these dumb gold diggers wants to know where you live and what you drive and as soon they get these info about you ,you'll be so shocked how instant their love will overwhelm you completely though for me it's simple ....i quickly switch on to my player mode and so shall it remain for that person.......

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Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by adexsimply(m): 11:22am On Nov 23, 2013
xynerise: Even the ones that try to write good english will end up messing it up. Using the wrong personal pronouns with the wrong auxiliary verb grin.

E.g
Me: Is your dad back?
Girl: Yes, he have come home.

Seriously, a lot of people use ''have'' for a singular subject
some people can't even differentiate Pidgin from English..
Have you chop? I have chop!
cheesy cheesy
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Nobody: 11:23am On Nov 23, 2013
Slasha!:

Is Funke Akindele a NLander?
lmao!!! gringringrin
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Nobody: 11:25am On Nov 23, 2013
The "Hmmmn" crew
They reply you with hmmm
Wetin be hmmmmm?

Can you pronounce hmmmmm?
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by olupentane(m): 11:25am On Nov 23, 2013
Mubby4luv: I hardly keep frds especially females bcoz ov ol dis shi*ts. I can easily loose ma cool and make u feel bad da moment u remember ma name.

haha broda........same as me ooooo, abi na because mesef be mubby?
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by xynerise: 11:26am On Nov 23, 2013
adexsimply:
some people can't even differentiate Pidgin from English..
Have you chop? I have chop!
cheesy cheesy
grin

''Then I told him to commot for road and he refused to commot for road''
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Iaz93: 11:27am On Nov 23, 2013
Truckpusher: He's so right ....most of these dumb gold diggers wants to know where you live and what you drive and as soon they get these info about you ,you'll be so shocked how instant their love will overwhelm you completely though for me it's simple ....i quickly switch on to my player mode and so shall it remain for that person.......
Exactly! It's as if when they see flashy things, their body starts to scratch them. .
gringringrin @player mode. Lol.

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Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by agbitaj(m): 11:27am On Nov 23, 2013
pandoras box: I swear, d matter tire me. At a point, I kan dey think say na me get d problem, buh Thank God say una sef dey experience am. Some chicks, No! Most chicks r jus low upstairs
lol. Not all. Sum are very good in chating, u would be d one running from chatting.
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by mspee(f): 11:28am On Nov 23, 2013
Iaz93: gringrin How about if you say "I'm at home" and "Yes, I have eaten".

Then wait for the next message. It may lead to something, you know! winkgrin


Really, I told one dumbito that I was at home and have eaten, and waited for the next message. Wasn't surprised when he asked me what I ate and if he could have some. Chei!!! angry
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by xynerise: 11:29am On Nov 23, 2013
joeydozzy: The "Hmmmn" crew
They reply you with hmmm
Wetin be hmmmmm?

Can you pronounce hmmmmm?
Sometimes they use ''Hmmmm'' when they don't understand your vocabulary. grin
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Kslib(m): 11:30am On Nov 23, 2013
No doubt, its goes both ways--- we have dumb males and dumb females who cant chat properly, not to even save their life BUT the ratio of such females to that of males is just too wide abeg..

For every dumb male you see who cant chat properly, there are about 10 dumb females also.

See ehn, the truth is ---- Most girls are just should i say 'dumb' and lack the depth to keep a conversation going.. And lest i forget, just like many have mentioned 'their use of shorthand is so so annoying'.. What da hell is 'buh(isnt it the same three letters with BUT')? 'Fink'--- this word annoys da hell out of me! How about 'sowie'?

If a girl doesnt want to chat with you, you'll definitely know from the way she replies but the thing is ---- Most of these dumb girls the OP is talking about are not trying to avoid you like some are saying. They want to chat but lack how to do it without giving the normal 'kkkkkkk' replies they are known for..

Only few, I repeat, only few girls know how to chat properly and keep a conversation going---- the rest are just filling-in the number of Nigerians in round figures who use the internet!!


Some guys can be very very dumb also but the number of thier female dumb counterparts is just too much abeg!

How dumb most Nigerian girls can be, even OFFLINE is no news nah! They cant even maintain an intelligent conversation in real life and sadly, take that habit of theirs online!!

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Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Ajibel(m): 11:31am On Nov 23, 2013
dmcdad:
Rotflmao... Shebi them sabi a-z? Why them come dey ask wetin L mean when them no fit talk wetin k mean?

lol it's what they assume to be Ok. And even if i'm replied with Ok, i respond with Pl grin grin
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Prymestrr(m): 11:33am On Nov 23, 2013
xynerise:
Sometimes they use ''Hmmmm'' when they don't understand your vocabulary. grin

Be a good samarithan and recommend a dictionary for them bro... You'll be helping the world to be free of 1 dumb as$ out of a million fold.
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Nobody: 11:33am On Nov 23, 2013
adexsimply:
some people can't even differentiate Pidgin from English..
Have you chop? I have chop!
cheesy cheesy
Lmao!! Monkey! gringrin
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by xynerise: 11:34am On Nov 23, 2013
Pryme-st*rr:

Be a good samarithan and suggest a dictionary for them bro... You'll be helping the world to be free of 1 dumb as$ out of a million fold.
I hear you grin
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by adexsimply(m): 11:37am On Nov 23, 2013
Baybe: Lmao!! Monkey! gringrin

tongue tongue goat!
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by xynerise: 11:37am On Nov 23, 2013
Another thing is the misuse of ''LOL'' grin

Me: Yesterday was so stressful
Girl: Lol
Me: What is funny?
Girl: Lol. Nothing o
Me: So how are you today?
Girl: Lol. Fine

angry
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Matthewbriggs(m): 11:37am On Nov 23, 2013
I think they always, expect the guys to lead the conversation and ask all the questions. The tide only changes when a girl has a crush on you or finds you intresting. If this is the case, she go ask you question tire. If you both share the same feelings that conversation go sweet die. But aside that they prefer we guys to drive the conversation

By default I hardly chat so if i don'nt find her intresting aswell, and there is nothing important to discuss. I don't bother myself the conversation will be like.

G- Hello
Me-Hi
3days later
G- Hello
Me-Hi
3 months later
G- Hello
Me-Hi
G - Hmmm you have forgotten me abi.
Me - No oh, have you forgetten am one ping away.

Lol but if, I really want to chat. I have it at back of my mind that.

1. Every girl has a button, I just have to find it and press it. When I do she'll be the one asking all the questions.

2. I try to start strong. For example instead of asking "hello how was you day". You could start by starting a coversation with something on her pm or dp. Eg " What's up, @dp looks like you had fun today... what were up to... feed me the details?

3. Never make the conversation boring add a touch of humor when necessary.

4. Don't be a pest, dropping by every single day and second. Keep your distance and time ur chat when u know she'll be free. Let the savour of the last chat linger.

But it still boils down to if she's not into you she's never going to have you time.

#Mathew Briggs

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Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Nobody: 11:37am On Nov 23, 2013
xynerise:
Sometimes they use ''Hmmmm'' when they don't understand your vocabulary. grin

Girls are not the only culprits here. Guys also use it; when they are thinking gringrin
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Caracta(f): 11:38am On Nov 23, 2013
Pryme-st*rr:

Be a good samarithan and suggest a dictionary for them bro... You'll be helping the world to be free of 1 dumb as$ out of a million fold.
Abi o. Some of them don't even their wrongs. We need to point them out and confront them in love.
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by adexsimply(m): 11:38am On Nov 23, 2013
xynerise: Another thing is the misuse of ''LOL'' grin

Me: Yesterday was so stressful
Girl: Lol
Me: What is funny?
Girl: Lol. Nothing o
Me: So how are you today?
Girl: Lol. Fine

angry
Jeez!! ROTFL!! grin grin
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by jaybee3(m): 11:39am On Nov 23, 2013
xynerise: Another thing is the misuse of ''LOL'' grin

Me: Yesterday was so stressful
Girl: Lol
Me: What is funny?
Girl: Lol. Nothing o
Me: So how are you today?
Girl: Lol. Fine

angry
You are just bent on using our sistas to catch trips bro tongue
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by adexsimply(m): 11:39am On Nov 23, 2013
Baybe: Girls are not the only culprits hers. Guys also use it; when they are thinking gringrin
She-diot!! grin grin
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Iaz93: 11:41am On Nov 23, 2013
ms_pee:


Really, I told one dumbito that I was at home and have eaten, and waited for the next message. Wasn't surprised when he asked me what I ate and if he could have some. Chei!!! angry
Chei!!! gringrin My guy was only trying to be funny, but he missed road gringrin

...maybe he's part of the dumb 2%.
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Nobody: 11:41am On Nov 23, 2013
Some boys also donot know the first thing about chatting. Also,a girl u think cannot chat might be my favorite chat partner.It's all about ur type of chatting mate.she may not be ur type of chatter,but she may be great with me. #Word.
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Ajibel(m): 11:42am On Nov 23, 2013
Baybe: I type the whole alphabets give the person back grin

grin grin grin
I did that to a girl too, buh it's seriously annoying.


And anyone familiar with Eskimi 'll discover that gals post on their status things like:

# My MB is almost expired, if u want to continue chatting with me, send me a recharge card
# I'm in need of money, please someone should send me money
# If you want to chat with me, send me 1,500 MTN
e.t.c

I've lost count of the num of gals who've begged me for r/card sad
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by mencade6: 11:42am On Nov 23, 2013
Faith93: I dunno sef..but I no understand you
i just followed you, accept it and lets take it frim there.
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by xynerise: 11:42am On Nov 23, 2013
jay bee:
You are just bent on using our sistas to catch trips bro tongue
I am innocent o grin
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by dmcdad: 11:42am On Nov 23, 2013
adexsimply:
some people can't even differentiate Pidgin from English..
Have you chop? I have chop!
cheesy cheesy
Hehehehehehe. These girls won't kill someone
Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Truckpusher(m): 11:43am On Nov 23, 2013
Just met one last week and the first question she was asking me was if i was married and what i do for a living , i gave her a nasty answer and she angrily replied me "so i didn't suppose to ask"..... grin grin grin grin


Omo e be like say make i disappear from the joint ,my cousin wan begin laff ,i just give am my warning look grin grin

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