ms_pee:


That's because the guys are dumb

If you notice that she's the dumb type, try to spark up the conversation with intelligent questions/topics. And if she is not interested, just shut up and move on...

And no, I do not agree with you.

Mahkis: Hmmm,,,,,, hope am writin on de right plc cox am kinda new here. Is der Ntin like f1(help) for new users? am like goin madt tryin to figure everytin all by myself ............ Well abuh de topic, '' if u fink she isn't fun,or doesn't no Hw to chat. U too can make de chat fun like crazy by bringing up interesting nd intelligent topics nt always asking question asif nah exam hall abi who wants to be a millionaire una dy. It a chat, make HA fel @ home

hmm..kk

uj_sizzle:
Xylophone pity my ribs oo

xynerise:
You are really a patient man

I deleted someone from my friends list because of the annoying status she updates.

What the hell is ''Eating on my mind'', ''Wedding on my mind'', ''I don't give a 4uk what you tell me''?

They will even insult someone on their status. Like ''John, you are very stupi'd''

Bloody Hell

Danhumprey: Would you just shut up and blast off the face of this thread? What rubbish! We're talking about something serious here,and you're trying to crack silly jokes.

xynerise: Sometimes, no matter how hard you try to make the conversation lively, they will still mess it up with rhetorical questions.


Girl: Where are you?
Me: I am in the office
Girl: What are you doing in the office?
Me: ( wetin she mean?)

Make I tell her say I dey wash cloth for office?

xynerise: Sometimes, no matter how hard you try to make the conversation lively, they will still mess it up with rhetorical questions.


Girl: Where are you?
Me: I am in the office
Girl: What are you doing in the office?
Me: ( wetin she mean?)

Make I tell her say I dey wash cloth for office?

xynerise:
You dey laugh? No be una dey do am?

Iaz93: Lmao!!! Tell am say you dey peel yam.

xynerise:
r u 1 of dem?

Don't be surprise to see these abbreviations on answer scripts from students. It has eaten deep in their systems that they even use it to write essay or letter in their exams

Mondisweets: why didnt u say consulting my babalawo or chasing antelopes ?

Danhumprey: You're just being a feminist. Period! You find it difficult to accept that most of you girls are just so dumb in the head. Most girls think that it is a guy that is supposed to start and maintain a convo at all time,and all they would typing are mere annoying rubbish!

Danhumprey: You're just being a feminist. Period! You find it difficult to accept that most of you girls are just so dumb in the head. Most girls think that it is a guy that is supposed to start and maintain a convo at all time,and all they would typing are mere annoying rubbish!

uj_sizzle:
Why i no go laff?
The lol thing is so true abeg

Faith93: Man and girl shd love eachoda nd chat to eachoda well..tthatss is d faiir I cud advise them i

xynerise:
Does it make any sense?


Me: I lost my aunt last night
Girl: Lol. Wow! Its a pity

Danhumprey: Tell me,are you suffering from dyslexia or what? WTF is wrong with you?

Iaz93: LMAO!

Ahhhhh!!! I wouldn't even ask her if she's mad.
I'd just reply her straight; Girl, you are mad!

xynerise: Another thing is the misuse of puntuations.

Someone will ask ''aw r u'' without a question mark. Instead, you will see a semi-colon(; )

Danhumprey: Some don't even use punctuation marks at all. They would type something you think it's a question,but in the real sense,it's just a statement.

Danhumprey: Tell me,are you suffering from dyslexia or what? WTF is wrong with you?

Iaz93: It seems most of them are not always interested. If we now decide to shut up and move on, they'll say "we have forgotten about them" ...they'll be like "you don't even chat with me again"

HAH!!! Serious matter!

Adaobi12: Danny easy oh. She only aired her view. No chop her raw. But like seriously, some guys and chicks,dont know how to chat. Imagine a guy u are chatting with for the 1st tym,will start asking you for your number. Thats absurd.[my opinion though] are u on watsapp? [a new method of ,"can i have your number"

xynerise:
. The truth is that some people don't know the meaning of ''Lol''

xynerise:
Does it make any sense?


Me: I lost my aunt last night
Girl: Lol. Wow! Its a pity

xynerise:
Choi! I must watch Chelsea match today. As usual they will lose

ms_pee:



Just say hi to them and face front.

Iaz93: It seems most of them are not always interested. If we now decide to shut up and move on, they'll say "we have forgotten about them" ...they'll be like "you don't even chat with me again"

HAH!!! Serious matter!

Faith93: pple plesea beg danhumprry for my behaalf..he's no happy..am sori forgive and forget..plaese

RAPMAN02: me self don dey sense am.........they would make u ask all the questions in this world but they wnt ask in return

Ajibel:

lol it's what they assume to be Ok. And even if i'm replied with Ok, i respond with Pl