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If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by tytylayor: 4:01pm On Sep 15, 2008 |
Wedding Vows During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes." The groom leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal." The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer." Mental Release A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released. The head of the institution, in a fit of commendable caution, decided, however, to interview him first. "Tell me," said he, "if we release you, as we are considering doing, what do you intend to do with your life?' The inmate said, "It would be wonderful to get back to real life and if I do, I will certainly refrain from making my former mistake. I was a nuclear physicist, you know, and it was the stress of my work in weapons research that helped put me here. If I am released, I shall confine myself to work in pure theory, where I trust the situation will be less difficult and stressful." "Marvelous," said the head of the institution. "Or else," ruminated the inmate. "I might teach. There is something to be said for spending one's life in bringing up a new generation of scientists." "Absolutely," said the head. "Then again, I might write. There is considerable need for books on science for the general public. Or I might even write a novel based on my experiences in this fine institution." "An interesting possibility," said the head. "And finally, if none of these things appeals to me, I can always continue to be a teakettle." |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by manickal(m): 5:27pm On Sep 15, 2008 |
laffed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by tytylayor: 5:50pm On Sep 15, 2008 |
kpele, u don try ![]() |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by mykali(m): 6:38pm On Sep 15, 2008 |
laffed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by tytylayor: 6:48pm On Sep 15, 2008 |
oya go sleep |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by MrInfo1(m): 7:45pm On Sep 15, 2008 |
Cynosure ![]() |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by Gabry(f): 8:21am On Sep 16, 2008 |
Laugh for no reason Smile for no reason Cry for no reason Ok, now I need to go pee pee ![]() |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by tytylayor: 9:23am On Sep 16, 2008 |
infobaba: tnk God say u dey notice me ![]() |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by MrInfo1(m): 11:29am On Sep 16, 2008 |
Yeah, i got eyez on you. ![]() |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by saucekid(m): 11:35am On Sep 16, 2008 |
which eyes? the one for down below? as for me,i was laffin with my arse in the air |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by cbase: 3:24pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
@Tyty U try |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by dani1luv: 4:02pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
small ![]() |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by tytylayor: 4:50pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
n u 2 |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by MrInfo1(m): 9:22pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
Big |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by topeteadr(m): 9:30pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
Dosen't look nice 2 me. |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by cbase: 9:32pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
then log out n sleep ![]() |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by MrInfo1(m): 9:36pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
Show am example |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by cbase: 9:37pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
dat one hard oo |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by topeteadr(m): 9:38pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
Why is it. |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by cbase: 9:41pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
sake of say, ur craze no go let u learn from example. as u run comot from Cykia |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by topeteadr(m): 11:11pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
I guess and know u're not talking to me. . . |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by topeteadr(m): 11:13pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
I guess and know u're not talking to me. |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by Gabry(f): 4:08am On Sep 17, 2008 |
Ok, so now people. talk to moi ![]() |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by tytylayor: 9:54am On Sep 17, 2008 |
mouth no dey pain u? |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by clemcykul(f): 10:06am On Sep 17, 2008 |
for where? |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by MrInfo1(m): 10:11am On Sep 17, 2008 |
For face na |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by tytylayor: 11:27am On Sep 17, 2008 |
na for yansh |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by MrInfo1(m): 1:39pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
We ain't discussing booty call ere ![]() |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by tytylayor: 1:43pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
and r we discussing facey call ![]() |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by MrInfo1(m): 3:16pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
hi |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by tytylayor: 3:33pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
low |
Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by MrInfo1(m): 4:09pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
i said hi ![]() |
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