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Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by plusQueen: 12:19am On Oct 15, 2008
~Sauron~:

Nah. . . . . . .Funmi is a babe.
We have met off NL so i can confirm she's a babe like you.

Thank God.
I for collapse on this my couch
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by Sauron1: 12:20am On Oct 15, 2008
KarmaMod:

See what horniness can do to a person.

Hole is hole abi? grin

You are insane!!!

Don't even run that game on me!!!
I don't want anutha homophobic battle this night.
The last time out, i was threatened.
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by plusQueen: 12:20am On Oct 15, 2008
KarmaMod:

See what horniness can do to a person.

Hole is hole abi? grin

Tufiakwa!
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by CodeRED(f): 12:20am On Oct 15, 2008
So Deepzone are you telling myself and J-Girl work was all in vain? What will become of Deepni, Hannizo and their other siblings
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by DeepZone: 12:21am On Oct 15, 2008
The day u start giving a Bleep about what people say about u will be the day of your downfall.
Just take it on the chin and smile. Grin Cheesy
Funmi is retarded, heart-broken, ugly and ornery but i like u that way.
The only snag is your uncontrollable FARTS.
Healthy people are always well fed and that is why they fart. Hungry men like you rarley have enough to eat how much less the one they'll waste as gas.
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by KarmaMod(f): 12:21am On Oct 15, 2008
osisi, he no meet with anybody

He's now frantic cos they were supposed to canoodle in Dec. Now that the secret is out

well there goes the plane ticket  grin
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by Nobody: 12:23am On Oct 15, 2008
~Sauron~:

Marry DeepZone?? Mba!!!!
Until ma GP says her FARTS are environmentally friendly.
As of today, the farticles are toxic. grin grin grin grin grin

Nah. . . . . . .Funmi is a babe.
We have met off NL so i can confirm she's a babe like you.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Deepzone just released another round of farts

Run for your dear life o
embarassed
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by DeepZone: 12:24am On Oct 15, 2008

Marry DeepZone?? Mba!!!!
Until ma GP says her FARTS are environmentally friendly.
As of today, the farticles are toxic
Of course, they are environmentally friendly. I am sure they smell like lavender. Marry you? Am i crazy?
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by plusQueen: 12:24am On Oct 15, 2008
KarmaMod:

osisi, he no meet with anybody

He's now frantic because they were supposed to canoodle in Dec. Now that the secret is out

well there goes the plane ticket  grin

Biko tell me more.
chei poor hannibal.
he'll be waiting for Olufunmilayo and out comes Adegboyega
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by Sauron1: 12:24am On Oct 15, 2008
DeepZone:

Healthy people are always well fed and that is why they fart. Hungry men like you rarley have enough to eat how much less the one they'll waste as gas.

I don't have a problem with FARTICLES generally.
However, i have a problem with yours cos they are toxic.
The last time u farted in Mushin where u reside. . . . .21 gutter rats died.
Animal rights group are still on the prowl looking for your farty ass.
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by plusQueen: 12:25am On Oct 15, 2008
Bia Hannibal you need to call Virgin Atlantic and request a refund. grin
The gender is now in question.
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by Sauron1: 12:27am On Oct 15, 2008
CodeRED:

So Deepzone are you telling  myself and J-Girl work was all in vain? What will become of Deepni, Hannizo and their other siblings

Don't worry honey. . . .
You would still be the godmother. . . .
Now start working on DeepZone's farts. tongue

plus_Queen:

Biko tell me more.
chei poor hannibal.
he'll be waiting for Olufunmilayo and out comes Adegboyega

This is funny!!!
Funmi is a babe. . . .PERIOD!!!

KarmaMod:

osisi, he no meet with anybody

He's now frantic because they were supposed to canoodle in Dec. Now that the secret is out

well there goes the plane ticket  grin

Canoodle??
It seems ma phone's been tapped or whatz going on?
DeepZone, have u been shooting your mouth to people??
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by DeepZone: 12:29am On Oct 15, 2008
Canoodle??
It seems ma phone's been tapped or whatz going on?
DeepZone, have u been shooting your mouth to people??

You don enter plane before? No be ship exporting crude you follow enter UK? tongue tongue
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by Pataki: 12:29am On Oct 15, 2008
I suspected that thing to be a MALE. No wonder transgendered will never want to communicate outside of the forum. No wonder the transgendered was proficient in milking the cows of Nebraska. The only resident female aboki of nairaland.

The transgendered is so disgusting that she pisses and fart simultaneously.  embarassedThe transgendered knows how to mix a soap and get full orgy with it. I had been suspecting all along. MAY GOD DELIVER US. embarassed
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by DeepZone: 12:30am On Oct 15, 2008
Deepzone just released another round of farts

Run for your dear life o
Embarrassed
Get away. You no dey fart?
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by plusQueen: 12:30am On Oct 15, 2008
canoodling in England at Christmas time?
does deepzone know that Hannibal has no heater in his flat?
I hope she's hairy enough to handle the cold
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by DeepZone: 12:31am On Oct 15, 2008
I suspected that thing to be a MALE. [size=14pt]No wonder transgendered will never want to communicate outside of the forum. [/size]No wonder the transgendered was proficient in milking the cows of Nebraska. The only resident female aboki of nairaland.

The transgendered is so disgusting that she pisses and fart simultaneously. embarassedThe transgendered knows how to mix a soap and get full orgy with it. I had been suspecting all along. MAY GOD DELIVER US
Another proof that he has been stalking me. This is from the man who receives multiple emails from chics day by day begging her to love them.
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by Sauron1: 12:33am On Oct 15, 2008
plus_Queen:

canoodling in England at Christmas time?
does deepzone know that Hannibal has no heater in his flat?
I hope she's hairy enough to handle the cold

Where do u think i stay??
Queenisha, enuff of your guesses and hypothesis. . . .
DeepZone is coming to the UK in december to see the London "eye".

DeepZone:

You don enter plane before? No be ship exporting crude you follow enter UK? tongue tongue

See this refugee. . . . . .
Ya files are still with me where u claimed to be a Liberian.
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by Pataki: 12:33am On Oct 15, 2008
DeepZone:

Another proof that he has been stalking me.
Take a look at your topic, why must you always mention my name whenever you create your Question and Answer Threads? Does my name give you sexual satisfaction? grin cheesy grin
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by plusQueen: 12:35am On Oct 15, 2008
Pataki:

I suspected that thing to be a MALE. No wonder transgendered will never want to communicate outside of the forum. No wonder the transgendered was proficient in milking the cows of Nebraska. The only resident female aboki of nairaland.

The transgendered is so disgusting that she pisses and fart simultaneously.  embarassedThe transgendered knows how to mix a soap and get full orgy with it. I had been suspecting all along. MAY GOD DELIVER US. embarassed



My dear there were some details she's given that only males would give.

I have been here in the USA a while,I don't know one single female Nigerian that was a truck driver
I don't know any that worked  in farms milking cows
She's the only female Nigerian I know who has a gun and was on shooting branges learning how to use it.
She knows so many details of "things" only males would know and discuss.
I seriously suspect deepzone is a man
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by Pataki: 12:35am On Oct 15, 2008
~Sauron~:

Where do u think i stay??
Queenisha, enough of your guesses and hypothesis. . . .
DeepZone is coming to the UK in december to see the London "eye".

See this refugee. . . . . .
Ya files are still with me where u claimed to be a Liberian.
If she ever steps into the UK, walai! I will flog sense into her. cheesy
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by StephenP(m): 12:35am On Oct 15, 2008
Sorry to disrupt the love thing you guys got going on but. . .

@topic, Nada. Though I can imagine that it takes a lot of work because you constantly have to remind yourself that you now hate that person and I am just not that conniving. However, it's immature and anyone who would take out that much time to hurt someone for the seconds of pleasure it would give them really needs to be sent to rehab.
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by KarmaMod(f): 12:36am On Oct 15, 2008
plus_Queen:

canoodling in England at Christmas time?
does deepzone know that Hannibal has no heater in his flat?
I hope she's hairy enough to handle the cold

Im sure she'll brings some spare coins for the heater  grin
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by Sauron1: 12:37am On Oct 15, 2008
plus_Queen:

My dear there were some details she's given that only males would give.

I have been here in the USA a while,I don't know one single female Nigerian that was a truck driver
I don't know any that worked  in farms milking cows
She's the only female Nigerian I know who has a gun and was on shooting branges learning how to use it.
She knows so many details of "things" only males would know and discuss.
I seriously suspect deepzone is a man

Seriously, she is not.
I can give u her contact number if u are in doubt.

Pataki:

If she ever steps into the UK, walai! I will flog sense into her. cheesy

Flog her with your "koboko"??
Pataki. . . . . .That statement is pregnant. grin cheesy
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by plusQueen: 12:38am On Oct 15, 2008
Pataki:

If she ever steps into the UK, walai! I will flog sense into her. cheesy

N gwa nu!
if you can flog your fellow man and get away with it grin
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by DeepZone: 12:39am On Oct 15, 2008
Take a look at your topic, why must you always mention my name whenever you create your Question and Answer Threads? Does my name give you sexual satisfaction?

grin grin It gives me goose bumps.
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by Pataki: 12:40am On Oct 15, 2008
plus_Queen:

My dear there were some details she's given that only males would give.

I have been here in the USA a while,I don't know one single female Nigerian that was a truck driver
I don't know any that worked  in farms milking cows
She's the only female Nigerian I know who has a gun and was on shooting branges learning how to use it.
She knows so many details of "things" only males would know and discuss.
I seriously suspect deepzone is a man
Beyond all reasonable doubts, DeepZone is a man. Why he keeps on bashing Nigerian men is beyond my explanation. The way he goes around fighting for women rights is downright annoying to feminist that I know that have read her posts here on nairaland.

DeepZone claims never to have been dealt with harshly by any man, yet delights in bashing men here and there? Does that not sound spooky? That thing needs flogging seriously. cheesy
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by plusQueen: 12:41am On Oct 15, 2008
Deepzone I'm just kidding o
I believe Hannibal
He may be arrogant and all  but I don't know him to be a liar
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by DeepZone: 12:42am On Oct 15, 2008
If she ever steps into the UK, walai! I will flog sense into her
That's all you know, abuse. You wonder why women run from you? no be by force to get a woman to love you Patty. Take it easy, work hard and pray to your God to give you something else that can attract women towards you since he denied you physical beauty and wealth.
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by Pataki: 12:42am On Oct 15, 2008
~Sauron~:

Seriously, she is not.
I can give u her contact number if u are in doubt.

Flog her with your "koboko"??
Pataki. . . . . .That statement is pregnant. grin cheesy
My koboko for where? You want me to be accused of GAY COUPLING? grin cheesy grin
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by Nobody: 12:42am On Oct 15, 2008
Pataki:

I suspected that thing to be a MALE. No wonder transgendered will never want to communicate outside of the forum. No wonder the transgendered was proficient in milking the cows of Nebraska. The only resident female aboki of nairaland.

The transgendered is so disgusting that she pisses and fart simultaneously.  embarassedThe transgendered knows how to mix a soap and get full orgy with it. I had been suspecting all along. MAY GOD DELIVER US. embarassed



PATAKI. WELCOME
Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by plusQueen: 12:42am On Oct 15, 2008
Pataki:

Beyond all reasonable doubts, DeepZone is a man. Why he keeps on bashing Nigerian men is beyond my explanation. The way he goes around fighting for women rights is downright annoying to feminist that I know that have read her posts here on nairaland.

DeepZone claims never to have been dealt with harshly by any man, yet delights in bashing men here and there? Does that not sound spooky? That thing needs flogging seriously. cheesy

Now I'm confused again

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