Uche2nna:




Abegi, Romeo jide kwa numba gi. I don change mind E chekwa'm no Keziah sef amaghi no ashawo _{I wonder wetin be the difference sef}

Uche onweghi numba m ji , nekwa abu m na aji adighi ya

ify ke kwanu,ahu odikwa gi?

jennykadry:

ify ke kwanu,ahu odikwa gi?

Ahu adighi ya Ihe anya na eme ya.lol

Ify onye nke m, don't mind me ooo, mana ima na oge akara aka na hu erula.
CIV here i come. Eme na ndi iro anyi aga dee ya HIV romanus take note.
Ikomi ole gi? am sure na i'hapu go all those cheap alkohol(Kai-Kai mixed with yampion) wey u dey drink sometimes.

Tosh ahagi putara na news paper tata with picture darfur. I suspect felimbobo eburu le agha bia ozo.
This time around i travel oo aka m adighi.

Ndi IGBO GUDEVEN onu nile minus one person.

@ Ify

A gbaram oso from the babe ooooo A nurum na di girl bu oku na agba ozalla. I never wan die

suspense egbuola m nu m
bikonu gwanu nu m onye bu felimbombo.
somebody send i a m email gwa m

jenny nwa nma anyi di tight
onye bu felimbombo?

Honestly , amaghi'm onye di babe bu. Nani reputation ya ka mu nuru, nara ha ben johnson 

Romeo , Darfur et al ga akowa ofuma

That's why I said you men shouldn't go around nairaland looking for girlfriends
Most of the girls here except a few have emotional and mental problems
inshort Ogbanje seven colors
I na cho nwanyi obughi here

sheniqua:

That's why I said you men shouldn't go around nairaland looking for girlfriends
Most of the girls here except a few have emotional and mental problems
inshort Ogbanje seven colors
I na cho nwanyi obughi here

Onye kwanu choga nwanyi ebe a? Ihe most na acho ebe a bu ihe ndi awusa na akpo "Kwala ngida"

Uche2nna:

Onye kwanu choga nwanyi ebe a? Ihe most na acho ebe a bu ihe ndi awusa na akpo "Kwala ngida"

kwarangida isi m gbalaga
abangida i si m gbalalga
kwarangida isi m gbalanga
kwarangida ebe ano

jenny nwa nma anyi di tight
onye bu felimbombo?

nwan nemu nwanyi,ezwokwu amakwa mu,onye bu felimbombo

Ify oma thanks for that tune, meee kanyi hu, your code is getting too much. Isi na uyo wu nke mu na gi, Iwenre double bed?

Owu Harrow, ka owu Willsden, Ka owu central London? Let me know.

presido1:

Ikomi ole gi? am sure na i'hapu go all those cheap alkohol(Kai-Kai mixed with yampion) wey u dey drink sometimes.

Anurum na unu na ewe good Rum na spain. Ike wiski'a agbu'nam. Find out ya na ogogoro nke ka good. I need something different, because the same thing all the time na egbu woke. 

sheniqua:

That's why I said you men shouldn't go around nairaland looking for girlfriends
Most of the girls here except a few have emotional and mental problems
inshort Ogbanje seven colors
I na ch nwanyi obughi here

So what side ka ino, few or majority?

There is a possibility na idikpa right. But my problem wu na inagi ekpe, ka mu mee gi ihe papa Caro na Mama Caro naa eme. Then I can tell ma ino na majority or few. 

Uche2nna:

Onye kwanu choga nwanyi ebe a? Ihe most na acho ebe a bu ihe ndi awusa na akpo "Kwala ngida"

Stop it. You want to say all the effort Darfur has been putting in, is a waste. Darfur jisi ike, Igaaa ewonte nwanyi oma. There are good girls na thread ahhh. 

Ikomi:

Stop it. You want to say all the effort Darfur has been putting in, is a waste. Darfur jisi ike, Igaaa ewonte nwanyi oma. There are good girls na thread ahhh.

Hahahaa kedu ebe the good umuasa noo? anyi na acho ha!! BabyO eneche go anya were fu na onweghi ezigbo asa noo na nairaland at all

infact anyi ewerego umuasa eji eme onu, the rest buzi story(felimbombo)

romeo:

Hahahaa kedu ebe the good umuasa noo? anyi na acho ha!! BabyO eneche go anya were fu na onweghi ezigbo asa noo na nairaland at all

infact anyi ewerego umuasa eji eme onu, the rest buzi story(felimbombo)

Thats not a good thing to say. Wat if osugbo umu asa nno na threadia whether good or bad say that all the boys nno na threadia agagi atupu nwanyi ime?

How do u want Pres to feel?

Ikomi:

How do u want Pres to feel?

Ikocrazy gaa nu choro umu asa, oge obula i na akpo pres,
Adim sure na iwughi gay Anyway isi na Harrow mere gi gini.
If i see ur leg for Harrow or anywhere near dia maka chinaeke eme gi ihe mmere one man last year na oturukpo.

BabyO Felimbobo bu according by Uche.
Owu ya bu nyere tosh na fake man gonocacus .
Fake is seriously ill na ulo okwu nkusi mahadum di na Rondon.

Cha, Cha, Cha, Igbo Kwenu!
Igbo Rie nu!!
Igbo Zuo nu!!!

Ayolam maya buru Ndi Owerri (I am back).

Ify Nwa Mama, ekelem gi maka egwu ahu. Ikwesiri inyem Egwu Igbo di kajad. Aghotakwam muna gi na egwu Ghana Anyway, agbatobi onye bu nwanneya!

Ify mgbenile, ifugwo egwu Douglas Olariche na VCD? Enwerem ya. Gi cho ya, kpoturum.
Also, egwu Skylark (Dan Orji). Ichezola na abum old skool at heart dwelling in new skool bodily.

Umu Igbo na Nairaland, genu nti, enwerem ihe eromero di nkpa (Attention: all Igbo Sons and Daugters)!

Gi le anya iga afu na enwere EZE NDIGBO na ebe nile dum di iche iche except na Nairaland. Echerem na anyi kwesiri inwe EZE NDIGBO (idle Civilian Prime Minister) na LOLO NDIGBO OF NAIRALAND This is personal opinion. What do you think?

heheeeeeeeeeeeeeee     
sheniqua oge o bula i na akusu anyi umu agboghobia  ole anyi mere gi sef  anyi a ga agbalagara gi  Ok,o nweghikwa di anyi choga na Nairaland,most boiss no nga arent good for olulu.ihe ha bu wu ngbochi oyi or for itu engine mmanu  lol. eg . . . . . .
Pres nsogbu anoghi.anam eche gi.oge ruo gi anata Gerald my contact.
Romy i di sure na i kwuru ugwo utaba gi niile?ndi i kporo na 9th mile?oboloafor?coal camp? check well,you didnt pay for all,am sure.lol di egwu wu one of ma fav. esp ebe ahu sam loco si "o nwere any babe i nyere any promsicious promise" lol Romy mmadu ole ka i nyere P.P ma i gbawa ha T.T ? 
Ikomi good day mana Buko don't go dreaming about my code.   gooday dear 
Jennykadry,ndeewo.ya gazie.
Darfur Darfur teta na ura ! garri gi would soon turn to sand sand.
Mortiple,eze ndi Igbo kwa?then it would be for moduranshi  Ikomi.ole otu i mere?welcome back.egwu Ghana awu wu ebe a medebere.a gam akpoturu gi maka egwu ndi ahu.lol o gwa i ma na abum musician?jukwa ase.
Faketan na Toshman 
Uche2nna na wao,nani profile d babe ka i huru gbawa oso.amusikwara gi ike? lol .ndeewo.
  igbo niile happy penticost day.Ka ike penticost dasa na ndu anyi niile.

presido1:

Ikocrazy gaa nu choro umu asa, oge obula i na akpo pres,
Adim sure na iwughi gay Anyway isi na Harrow mere gi gini.
If i see your leg for Harrow or anywhere near dia maka chinaeke eme gi ihe mmere one man last year na oturukpo.

ifyalways:

heheeeeeeeeeeeeeee     
Ikomi good day mana Buko don't go dreaming about my code.   gooday dear 

Ihunanu ya Ify, that is d reason why I don't want to get involved. 

Ike ogu adighim. Achoghim somebody ichechim na uzo. Pres buko lekwa Ify, while gi kwan, Ify, please gbara ogwu(Pres) gi nnuo. 

Nwando darling, kee ebe ino? 

Ikomi:

Ihunanu ya Ify, that is d reason why I don't want to get involved.

Ike ogu adighim. Achoghim somebody ichechim na uzo. Pres buko lekwa Ify, while gi kwan, Ify, please gbara ogwu(Pres) gi nnuo.

Nwando darling, kee ebe ino?

lol.
ike adighi gi? ike ime nke ozo adigi gi?I nasi pres lekwa Ify for what?Fake lekwa Ify . . .good ! Pres lekwa Patience.Ikomi lekwa comfort
Ikomi there is room for you anyway,i can accomodate all aha bekke mu wu Keziah nwanyi obi oma.i choro ?o na agara gi?lets use this opportunity well,o kwa ima na owu nani mu na gi no nga,lets do it ugbua.ngwa lekwa dis nsusu onu to start with

ifyalways:

heheeeeeeeeeeeeeee     
sheniqua oge o bula i na akusu anyi umu agboghobia  ole anyi mere gi sef  anyi a ga agbalagara gi  Ok,o nweghikwa di anyi choga na Nairaland,most boiss no nga arent good for olulu.ihe ha bu wu ngbochi oyi or for itu engine mmanu  lol. eg . . . . . .

Hey ify isogi !
ibu ezigbo nwanyi
o enyi gi nwanyi mary ellen or whatever na ndi di k'aya

Ikomi:

Ihunanu ya Ify, that is d reason why I don't want to get involved. 

Ike ogu adighim. Achoghim somebody ichechim na uzo. Pres buko lekwa Ify, while gi kwan, Ify, please gbara ogwu(Pres) gi nnuo. 

Nwando darling, kee ebe ino?  

Ikomi hapu m aka
ano m na di !!

ifyalways:

lol.
ike adighi gi? ike ime nke ozo adigi gi?I nasi pres lekwa Ify for what?Fake lekwa Ify . . .good ! Pres lekwa Patience.Ikomi lekwa comfort
Ikomi there is room for you anyway,i can accomodate all aha bekke mu wu Keziah nwanyi obi oma.i choro ?o na agara gi?lets use this opportunity well,o kwa ima na owu nani mu na gi no nga,[b]lets do it ugbua.[/b]ngwa lekwa this nsusu onu to start with

Anagi mu aku sharp sharp game. I like it under candle lights, good music and silk sheets. All after a good movie, a bootle of champagne and quality conversation.

Infact Pres woruwa Ify. Achoghim sharp sharp action. Those were things I did when I was living with good mother before ya abatam.  . Obataram once though. Thats another story.

Nwando Darling Ichro sharp sharp game. Well sometimes the back of a car is a good place. What do u think?

sheniqua:

Ikomi hapu m aka
ano m na di !!

         

sheniqua:

Ikomi hapu m aka
ano m na di !!

Hmmm!!

Ikomi:

Nwando Darling Ichro sharp sharp game. Well sometimes the back of a car is a good place. What do u think?

@Romeo

I have noticed na ina alikeee itinye asunder between people. Exactly wat u did to Fromuk and NnenneIgbo, nmere ha abuo jiri hapu threadiaa, u didn't give them any chance at all. Now you want to do the same to me and Nwando. Romeo just make sure na onwegi ihe iga ekwu.

Ikomi:

@Romeo

I have noticed na ina alikeee itinye asunder between people. Exactly what u did to Fromuk and NnenneIgbo, nmere ha abuo jiri hapu threadiaa, u didn't give them any chance at all. Now you want to do the same to me and Nwando. Romeo just make sure na onwegi ihe iga ekwu.

Iñuru kai kai? kedu oge ighoro spokesman Nnenne na From? Hapu nwando aka na onugo di!!! onye nwere nti ya nuru oohh

O tua ka anyi ga esi were na achu nwunye gi very soon

ndi iberibe a, unu amaghi na BabyO no na di
unu choo excercise, felimbombo ka di ndu.
naranu faketan number mbombo baby, gaanu ka mbombo baby mee unu obi oma.
hapunu BabyO

faketan no n'ime g-strings ify kemgbe 3 months, ihe a wukwa onye na akwu house rent somewhere o
ebe o na agba oso police

bikonu hapunu ndi no na di,
na ndi no na nwunye
na ndi no na g-strings

maka umuoma nile mu na ha kpara, tupu m di taken away werenu nke a


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOifaUXPk4g

Tosh igwo go gonocacus mbombo bu nyere gi.
Ify di kwa careful ebe fake no, oso kwa buru the gono
Anyway isi na ibu nurse abali ka obu nurse eliza

Ikomi hapu mu aka, amaghi m ma ibu gay.
Akpozi ne nnenne aha ebe a. odika ilikiri ya rie nne.

presido i wu onye ara
iche na m ga aga felimbombo skin dive?
muwa bu anu ana agba egbe o na acho condom.mba nu

eyi m double CD + POP coverage gwuo ya bu mmiri feli
iche na m bu onuku.

fake gara skin dive, o si na o choro ka uto ya puta ihe
na condom ga emebi de sweetness

toshmann:

ndi iberibe a, unu amaghi na BabyO no na di
unu choo excercise, felimbombo ka di ndu.
naranu faketan number mbombo baby, gaanu ka mbombo baby mee unu obi oma.
hapunu BabyO

faketan no n'ime g-strings ify kemgbe 3 months, ihe a wukwa onye na akwu house rent somewhere o
ebe o na agba oso police

LoL , ikomi adi ole? iji na ede unu ebe nile!

O gini bu na unu a choghi i hapu my prisoner love Faketan aka bikonu  unu hapu Fake ka o nu uto di thing now 
Tosh dikwa kiaful.ole ihe i mere mean by na Fake ji nomba Felimbombo?i don't want to believe na i sorola Ikomi nuwwa anuru.
Pres o nwere ka i ga esi kwwuoo okwwwwwwu here eeeeh,this your impending visit would b called off.  norokwa jii now elseeeee. . . . .no more CIV. 
Romy ihu rove in d air buko tufue ihu gi.infact anytime i nuru isi love just mee "eyes left"  ret rove leign prease.
Ikomi heeheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee   ga luo nwanyi,last man standing. 

romeo:

LoL , ikomi adi ole? iji na ede unu ebe nile!

ofcos you know na aha gi di be ahu.Ikomi,Romy,Pres na darfur unu ka Pastor Tosh na agwa.
ngwanu o foro naanim nga.Fake e nyela m super fly na super six,ka m ga hie ura. ututu oma nu 

romeo:

LoL , ikomi adi ole? iji na ede unu ebe nile!

My brother I wonder? Ochoro ulatara nwanyi nno na di ogu. Juo ya ma o witnesiri di alulu.

The boy ga akpa su kwam iwe soon.  What if Nwando decides to come to lovely Ikomi, which means the guy ga adaba na atlantic.

And giwan u need to be careful, that u supported me now does'nt mean we've turned friends. 

Eweghim enyi, except nwado baby. 

Pres isim akwonaghi aha,  . Ngwan kam lee ihe nga eme now? 

Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres

Just a piece of advice before I leave, "onye achona uka"   

I know you not