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Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by sheniqua: 5:55pm On May 13, 2008 |
my Igbo man di egwu na bed. I'm satisfied ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Ikomi(m): 5:57pm On May 13, 2008 |
sheniqua: Eeeeeeeeeeen. Stop calling me at 12 am then. Infact nga change my numba. Okwa gi winter would soon be here again. ![]() On a second thought I understand. ![]() ![]() Tosh Union umu akpara will write u soon, Feli has gone missing. ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by romeo(m): 7:53pm On May 13, 2008 |
Ikomi: Eji m enyi gi eme kwanu gini? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 8:45pm On May 13, 2008 |
Romanus dikwa kiaful, ikomi bi na Brighton, ebe ahu ka ndi gay jiri may be, who knows ![]() ![]() ![]() Ikocrazy ele gi now. I'na enwete kwa onwe gi. |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 1:22pm On May 14, 2008 |
Ikomi:mgbe O bula GC jiri gacha bia,m ga a musturururrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrru quote gharia gi now.onye anuru ![]() romeo:Ajuju?ole udika relationship di na etiti ijiji(housefly) na nama(cow) lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() presido1:ole otu i si mara na obi na Brighton?asiri wont kill you. ![]() ![]() ![]() ole onye kporo onwe ya Iyke419?onye ahu kpachara anya ooooh.unu a hula,boiss che na owu my email addy kam posturu were bia na e flood m with love stories na poem. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() highest iwe di na obim now.e needirim akwa a suru asu(pounded egg) to cool down.o nwere onye nwere ya hia? ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 1:28pm On May 14, 2008 |
presssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss stop pressing me. ![]() goodmorning NNa anyi ukwu. umu igbo hi Xcept mmadu abuo. |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 1:40pm On May 14, 2008 |
ifyalways:O'kwa ejim nwayo nwayo na eme d'press up lol ok next time owu gi ga e'press m ![]() ![]() ![]() ma obu anyi anoro chamfa. ![]() ![]() ![]() ole ka i'mere? You for tell fake to reply the person and get his contacts before u spill the bean. U don act like mofo for dis one. Infact u no be ifyalways i know again ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 1:52pm On May 14, 2008 |
lmao. presido1:first,gi na onye na eme press up? ![]() ![]() ![]() chamfa for what?i maghizi na ihe na egwu now wu " one leg up"? ![]() ![]() jukwa Romy,egwu eji now bu "one leg up" or " aka abuo na ala,okpa abuo na elu" ![]() lol,Fake don reply ppl so tay him don tire.ihe nkea digwa egwu,boiss ndi amu nko,pluesee "i have been taken,tooken and tooked" lol make una no pour sand for my garri ooooooh. ![]() Pres ole otu i mere |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 2:05pm On May 14, 2008 |
ifyalways:what if i dey for wheelchair ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Abeg na chara m d' somffin in a chamfa way. when i get rid of the wchair we can go hell wire ![]() ![]() ![]() ndia choro i snatchiri gi from fake? i di sure na owughi onye swiss na ede ihe ahu ![]() ![]() ![]() I go come for sure, ma man d wed so na be the best mannnn. u wanna be the best woman? less i forget wetin nwando said bout umu nwanyi NL lol |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 2:10pm On May 14, 2008 |
Pres nsi na akpa m. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pres gwam gwam gwam,gwam udika nsi m ga anyu now? ![]() 1. GHOST NSI The kind where you feel the nsi come out, but there is no nsi in the toilet. 2. CLEAN NSI The kind where you nyuoma d nsi iout, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. 3. WET NSI The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels n-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt na your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. 4. SECOND WAVE NSI This happens when i nyuchara nsi and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to nyuola some more. 5. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD NSI The kind where you Strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. 6. LINCOLN LOG NSI: The kind of nsi that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it ntakiri ntakiri with the toilet brush. 7. GASSY NSI It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. 8. DRINKER'S NSI The kind of nsi you have the morning after a long night of drinking. N jiri mara ya bu skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. 9. CORN NSI The kind of nsi where the corn looks like raisins in a muffin. 10. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-NYUOLA NSI NSI: The kind where you want to nyuola nsi but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. 11. SPINAL TAP NSI: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.nke a na fu ncha. 12. WET CHEEKS NSI (The Michael Schumacher nsi): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with mmiri. 13. THE DANGLING NSI: This nsi refuses to drop in the toilet even though na i nyuchala. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. 14. THE SURPRISE NSI: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* - nsi oku ! pres nsi jim badly ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 2:16pm On May 14, 2008 |
presido1:Nsi na akpam buko. ![]() for the last time,a maghim onye bu nwoke swiss ![]() ![]() lol Nwando si na umu nwanyi NL bu ndi onyu nsi eg ME.ole ihe i ji ajum sef?eze asiri ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 2:20pm On May 14, 2008 |
what is NSI? if i may ask. |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 2:22pm On May 14, 2008 |
lmao. pres i naghizi ekwu okwu,o dika o bughi nanim ka nsi ji sef ![]() ![]() ![]() pres a gala mpochi oooooooh ! happy mpochi session i wish you ![]() i si na enyi gi na eme wedding?jiri gi mere best nwoke?cheeei onye ahu a maghi your profile at all. . , i pity the babes at the bachelors eve. ![]() presido1:ole onye i na aju?i maghi ihe wu nsi?i richa ajo ofe ahu i na eri ole ihe i na eme ya?i naghi aga mpochi?a jukwala udika ajuju ahu again. NSI = MPOCHI ok a chefurum na i bu bush man,in your bush man language Nsi = latrine ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 2:27pm On May 14, 2008 |
presido1:hmmn on a second thought though,o gini ka i na eche na nsi bu? i just hope na o bughi ihe m na eche na i chere now ooooh ![]() i sincerely hope so ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 2:38pm On May 14, 2008 |
Ok is that what u call it? we call it shit. U remember me of somffin now, when i was doing ma appostolic work in one community called TBH(3 big head) One guy visited me for fathers house ebe mbi, so the guy was pressed and ask for ma permission to use the toilet. So me egosi ya ebe the toilet di, wen the guy finished toileting now he come flush the stuff but nsi refused to flush. As he was waiting for the water to fill up so that he can flush the second time, The rev father came over to use the toilet as well. Immediately he flushed the second time but de nsi agba isi akwara for dia. Do u know what the guy did, He calmly put hand and collected the Nsi, put the thing for his pocket, just act like noffin happened. Thats was pear(Ube) season, when he came out from the toilet, one sista that came to visit the rev saw his swollen pocket and tot he has pear in there and asked him for pear. ya gwa the sista na obughi pear but the insisted to see what he has.Do u know what the guy did? |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 2:42pm On May 14, 2008 |
lmao Pres i choro i gbum ![]() ![]() ![]() unu biakwa nuru akuko ,akuko nsi for that marrra ![]() buko tell me,did the guy,maya aka na akpa weputa d ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 2:45pm On May 14, 2008 |
To ma suprise i just ralised that the guy wu onye Arochukwu. |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 2:48pm On May 14, 2008 |
presido1:iwu onye apari ![]() onye Arochukwu i para nsi na aka?fiakwa ![]() ![]() ![]() bia Pres be kaiful ooo,o bughikwa maka na mu na gi na etinye aka n'ike na esi n'imi mere i ga eji aba m ime now. ![]() ![]() infact buy garri.stay alone and continue with akuko nsi gi. hisses ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 2:55pm On May 14, 2008 |
Bia Ify if i katch you dia, mma eme gi ihe nna eme ndi arochukwu na uzoakoli. ifyalways:at least nke a now said it all. Itinye aka na ike gi esie na ime chei ![]() ![]() ![]() u need to see ma face as am typing the line above. What is the distance between ime gi na onu gi? Oge n'biara CIV i will make sure u wash ur hands with izal. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 3:00pm On May 14, 2008 |
Maka this comment you have made above,mgbe o bula i biara CIV,i would make sure you not just lick the fingers,i would see to it that you suck on it for 1 hr. . . without that,no show ![]() buko no try frown ihu gi at all at all,i joro njo e ji apu court normally,i biakwa frownia ya now,even Osama would be scared. Pres say cheeese ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ole ihe a na akpo bye bye na igbo sef?i know its not ije oma errrhm,Ok Pres ka o di.ubochi nta ka anyi chuo na owere nchi ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 3:04pm On May 14, 2008 |
so u neffa hear say Monkey no fin but e' mama like am. I na aga i'nyu nsi? abeg no pocket am. bye bye na igbo bu byeeeeeeeee. or lewa anya |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 3:10pm On May 14, 2008 |
presido1:highest mkpari ! the mkpari of the century ![]() ![]() ![]() buy garri.Yes, am proudly going to nyuola nsi.anyi ga ahu mgbe anyi ga ahu. Ihu Ikomi,Romy,Darfur,tosh,Echelon,Youngies,Kashiff,Mortiple,Ynot,Uche2nna,sheniqua,GC,jennykadry ma o bu nnenneeeeeeeeeeeeeeigboniile,i zie ha ozi oma" ify gara mpochi" ![]() igbo ndeewo nu ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 3:20pm On May 14, 2008 |
To prevent you from pocketing the nsi, i invoke nsi otoro(watery type) to ur onu nsi. watch out. Happy nsi time ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Aguru na agu m now. |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 3:22pm On May 14, 2008 |
chidi afo nri ![]() all nsi na nsi,there is none greater.ha niile si na otu onu aputa and end up na otu onu too. thanks for the wishes,surely nsi kam a gaghi akpa m ![]() byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 3:27pm On May 14, 2008 |
U no fit find me somffin to eat? Onye aka gum, aka titanic, eri-eri di ka gi. Lekwa nsi nyuwa, amaghi m ma nri anaghi atapado gi na afo ka iche na obu constant inyu nsi ga eme gi enwee flat tommy ![]() ![]() ![]() nwanyi afo gulder, |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 3:33pm On May 14, 2008 |
I choro i ri nsi now? ![]() me,afo gulder?lol o di nma.time wud tell ![]() but wait oooo,this one bukwa another method of getting a flat afo,constant and continous nsi ![]() ![]() Pres e kwelam nyuo nsi na ahum buko.leave me to go please. |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Helmet: 5:13pm On May 14, 2008 |
Igbo Mmamanu! A gaba agaba a kaara Eze, a naaba anaaba a kaara Eze! Esi m ONNEH aga! Onneh no n'okpuru ochichi Orumba-S, n' Anambra siteeti. Ndi b'ayi mma mmanu!!! |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by echelon(m): 5:19pm On May 14, 2008 |
Helmet nwa nnaaa ![]() Kedu ka eke si anya anwu? |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 1:22pm On May 15, 2008 |
igbo looooow ![]() @Helmeeeeet ndeewo.aha gi nkea di egwu.ole udika helment iwu?helmet eji eze mmiri,mgbo egbe ka o bu helment nke . . . .juo Tosh ![]() ya gaziere gi. ole ihe mega happen?o dika nsi ji mmadu nile na threadia.lol wishing everybody hia a happy and stressless ![]() GC,you know i miss you,you know it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Ikomi(m): 5:21pm On May 15, 2008 |
Igbo Good Day. ![]() Onwere onye huru Nwando? ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by skyline(f): 2:40pm On May 16, 2008 |
Ahurum Nwando mana osimu agwanagi ebe ya no. How come u dont know were ur loved one is? ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by romeo(m): 2:45pm On May 16, 2008 |
biko gwanu Ikomi ebe nwunye nwoke mmadu noo ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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