ibobabe:

agaba,
loooool
goody goody

catch y'all lata
gotta feed my belly,

Nne I manu how far. . . onwere ife na-emenu
ndi na-agbo ncha. . na wa ooo
Okwanu i take gi to a nice restraurant for a change. . .
bon apetit

ibobabe:


catch y'all lata
gotta feed my belly,

LoL, Come make i feed dat belly well well for you, 9 good months you no go chop again

anume kele oooooooo

nani mgbe ibobabe no online ka thredi ji aga. . lol
good one
Ghachikwa romeo nkiti . . ma ihe no na panti eqgburo ya o gbuo ihe no na panti

rampant:

anume kele oooooooo

anam ekele back.
ole onye ibu?u sound like an old record,you taste like an old soup,u look like an old face.lol
onye ka i bu ekele gia dikwa egwu .

ifyalways:

anam ekele back.
ole onye ibu?u sound like an old record,you taste like an old soup,u look like an old face.lol
onye ka i bu  ekele gia dikwa egwu .

ooo mu jennykadry ne ekele

lol
Jennnnny ma rovesssssssssssssssssss 
ole ihe i mere ndia sef?lol
Ima na i kelela before,o nweghi onye noticeri,lol a mam na i bughi mgbada tata from the tone of the ekele. 
lol,ezi na house gi kwanu?ndeeewo oooh.
hapu aturu gambia ahu na ndi otu ya,ndi moduranshi.lol 
okwa gi na queenisha jizi record.lmao

agaba123:


Ghachikwa romeo nkiti . . ma ihe no na panti eqgburo ya o gbuo ihe no na panti

Agaba i di too mushhhhhh

romeo:

Agaba i di too mushhhhhh

Romeo wetin?

ifyalways:

lol
Jennnnny ma rovesssssssssssssssssss 
ole ihe i mere ndia sef?lol
Ima na i kelela before,o nweghi onye noticeri,lol a mam na i bughi mgbada tata from the tone of the ekele. 
lol,ezi na house gi kwanu?ndeeewo oooh.
hapu aturu gambia ahu na ndi otu ya,ndi moduranshi.lol 
okwa gi na queenisha jizi record.lmao

nwanne rapu anumanu kporo onwe nyen seun ko admin,afo ga dakwasi ya nimi,anumpam

*****clearing throat, thinking weda to post or to pass******
Kee ihe onu chere kita?

Otele kwoo eziokwu, ote go nsuspectiwara gi, anyways  

Ifyalways obu na fake aha pula gi ka obu gini?
odi kwa m supranya zariii.

Ka i'mere ya allow to marry two.
He just knife ur board for this place ooh
Who knows Ikomi might have interest, ka isi na odi nkpunkpu(Ikomi is a brief man)

Ibobabe oji m na aka na inuru nduma odu m.

Romaus olia? onye ka i'choro i'belleful for 9 months?
Anaghi eche nu penarity gi eche

Ahuru m ebe faka/agaba123 na azu ncha na vasaline

rampant:

nwanne rapu anumanu kporo onwe nyen seun ko admin,afo ga dakwasi ya nimi,anumpam

Obu jenny m bu ihe a? just comfirm ka m gaa me that boy many things now.

lol
Pres hapukwanu okwu.haba,e chekwam na i bu onye nkem? 
bia bia hia,e tinyekwarala anyi aja na garri ijebu a,hoha 
Ejibum agaba before?kemgbe o zara agaba,i nuru isi m na ahu ya?lol
Pres i na aputa na abalia?ihe na eme oooooooooo
Ikomi is my special one,anyday,anytime
anam enye ndi ozo missionary gospel but a nam enye Ikomi erhm . . . .D gospel
pressss hafum oooooo

bikonu kedu maka nnenneigbo?
Romanus,Pres,Otele ole nnenne
ihe a e sikwala na egwuriegwu puo

Presido
Asi na sili guba agbara . . . .a ma m ni i bu onye IGBO. . . .

Kwuo ihe doro gi anya. You firing in all cylinders chei. . na wa oo

Ibobabe ndewo nwanyioma

ifyalways:

bikonu kedu maka nnenneigbo?

Iji nnenne eme gini, nnenne di busy.

ifyalways:

lol
Pres hapukwanu okwu.haba,e chekwam na i bu onye nkem?  
bia bia hia,e tinyekwarala anyi aja na garri ijebu a,hoha  
Ejibum agaba before?kemgbe o zara agaba,i nuru isi m na ahu ya?lol
Pres i na aputa na abalia?ihe na eme oooooooooo
Ikomi is my special one,anyday,anytime
anam enye ndi ozo missionary gospel but a nam enye Ikomi erhm . . . .D gospel
pressss hafum oooooo

ohh eche kwa ma oforo ubuzu mmaya den nkwu nwanyi.
Fake tinye kwere aja na garri ijebu gi, maka chineke enwere m interest b4 agaba eti puta from nowere buru gi hole sale

Anyway ka anyi hu na abalia kpaa ofu ma.

agaba123:

Presido
Asi na sili guba agbara . . . .a ma m ni i bu onye IGBO. . . .

Kwuo ihe doro gi anya. You firing in all cylinders chei. . na wa oo

Ibobabe ndewo nwanyioma

Look fake amaghi na abu m onye igbo, i mama tell me i be igbo but i neffa go dia b4.
nwoke m wetoo obi aga m ahaziri gi ibobabe don't worry. Onye go m fone number ya.

Ifyalways, mu na nwanne m nwoke gara public library ka o guo akwukwo. Oge ulo akwukwo ga-ebido di nda and nne m choro ka o maa akwukwo agu.

Ibobabe, nsogbu adighi. Ekwesighi m inye onwe m nsogbu maka ya maka na oge ilu nwanyi di far away, but thanks anyway.

presido1:

Iji nnenne eme gini, nnenne di busy.
ohh eche kwa ma oforo ubuzu mmaya den nkwu nwanyi.
Fake tinye kwere aja na garri ijebu gi, maka chineke enwere m interest before agaba eti puta from nowere buru gi hole sale

Anyway ka anyi hu na abalia kpaa ofu ma.
Look fake amaghi na abu m onye igbo, i mama tell me i be igbo but i neffa go dia before.
nwoke m wetoo obi aga m ahaziri gi ibobabe don't worry. Onye go m phone number ya.

you wish  Asi na inodu odu na-agu ngwere ma na odudu ekweghi yalol

lol
Chinenye o di nma.gbado kwa anya.
Pres i ga eme iwe abia now o gini kwanu?
Ok anyi ga ahu were kpa ofuma
nnenne di anyi nkpa.nnenne na enweta oku.nnenne bu nwannem nwanyi mind you sef

Ify aga m ano ebe ahu in the next 30 minutes
Dress fine but no wear anyffin fake zuru inugo

Anyi ga anu ntu laa na ntu aja laa na aja na abalia.

Fake no take me serious ooh abeg. Na play i dey play ooh
But to meet ifyalways this no be joke

ibianu 
trust me ,kwooo on! aluta jet 
agam eyi uwe ahu Romy zuru m,o dikwa nma? bongo na akwa oche 
biko a choghikwam mmai akuruaku,i need it raw.
come over Pres,ASAP the red carpet is laid 
hapukwanu agaba biko,uwa bu paw paw for ndi hotaranu 
iwe ga ewem ma ime ka iwe wee agaba

GC baby wherever it lands
Fesse,ca va mon ami?

Ify
I'kwesiri ima na agaba wu ma man anytime anyday.
No wear akwa oche buko, wear that abubaka(enugu tiwe ogodo)
that one will do.

Ihe anyi na aga inu na abalia wu "nne bewe", if u drink finish reach house ur mama go dey cry say u don die.(nne bewe)
Isi oka kwara gi? Kai kai, guiness,goof, mixed togather over nite.

Idi kwa ready?

Pres chaaaaai,my keske is ever ready,no shaking
imakwa na abum agaba na udi ihe ndia jukwa ase!.many have gone
Ok,a gaghim enyi akwa oche,what of m gbarakwanu oto?a chorom i di simple,nuffin up nuffin down
anyi actia ka adam na eve na abalia.ndi murum ujo adighi ha,ha ma ihe ya muru. . . .oku agba ikuku
Pres biawakwanu now,ike dizim kwara puo kwara puo .
Romy na Darfur pls u are not invited
Ikomi were ike ibakwa sha

ehenm Pres i choro inma ndi na agba akwukwo eji saturday?mba igba nkwu?
i choro imanu?Yes or No ?
owu uncle m,lol onye ahu m na akpo uncle na otu enyim nwanyi nga.aha obodo nke nwanyi bidoro na A somewhere na oru LGA.
irem sef?i hope na atabeghim mmuo

ifyalways:

Pres chaaaaai,my keske is ever ready,no shaking
imakwa na abum agaba na udi ihe ndia jukwa ase!.many have gone
Ok,a gaghim enyi akwa oche,what of m gbarakwanu oto?a chorom i di simple,nuffin up nuffin down
anyi actia ka adam na eve na abalia.ndi murum ujo adighi ha,ha ma ihe ya muru. . . .oku agba ikuku
Pres biawakwanu now,ike dizim kwara puo kwara puo .
Romy na Darfur please u are not invited
Ikomi were ike ibakwa sha

Oge anyi tee chaa d ngwo i'nwere ike gbara uto, after all i'adigo half mad.
Ikomi is not allowed, oga ete cha d ngwo b4 anyi ebido sef. Ikomi na ngwo adighi na mma.

darfur bia anyi enye ya pepe sup, isi ya akaghi aka. Romanus onye nke ahu wu ite ngwo na onwe ya.

Just wait ka m gbanye shoe ngwo m. Aga m eme osiso b4 nwanyi a abata from oru bekke.

ifyalways:

ehenm Pres i choro inma ndi na agba akwukwo eji saturday?mba igba nkwu?
i choro imanu?Yes or No ?
owu uncle m,lol onye ahu m na akpo uncle na otu enyim nwanyi nga.aha obodo nke nwanyi bidoro na A somewhere na oru LGA.
irem sef?i hope na atabeghim mmuo

Ndia ahu ina akpo aha mara ofu huru na monday? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm nke ozo bu onye aw, obu ngi bu special guest na d nkwu nwanyi?

lol
Pres o dika uche gi adi ya small
lol onye "aw-ma"
o mu bu onye aka ebe.
so ima na Romauns bu onye mlmai?nke Ikomi di three mush,di guy bu anya ahu ngwo.
biko bia lets go jare,ukwu ngwoooooo hia we are.kama o ga ado n'ite,biko ya mekwa xpire na afo

lol pres biko i have a date.
cheeei £ abalia gafeeemu eeh biko nwanne drogba ka gi nkpa na my list
anyi ga ahu mgbe anyi ga ahu.pres ka chi boo.
@all ka ututu tutara anyi nile ihe oma

Mmaya aba go gi na anya ma ibido beghi

lol presssss hapukwanu i presi mu.
ngwa i would come out,don't fret 
olezi eegwu anyi ahu sef
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7wSlQ5tYu7g
o dighi ihe na emenu.JAh bu eze. 
may all the karid enitities walk and never stmble and if ever they should ever stumble,may it be on the laps of a succulent and sweet opeke  where milk and honey flows

Ify i'chetere m friday nite na tappas joint, Chei kee ebe toshnwanyi noo.

lol
somewhere na abak street
with Ekaeete na Mfon to push the ngwo down.lol
good old dayzs

No no no this one d happen for ekpoabasi,
chei may your son neffa resemble ur landlord,

so ebea ka ifyalways pad na presido ne gwu love okwa ya