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A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by princekevo(m): 6:19am On Nov 30, 2008 |
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist looked straight into his eyes, and said "I would like to buy some cyanide". The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband ."The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband . That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!' The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." |
Re: A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by sima(f): 8:29am On Nov 30, 2008 |
:d |
Re: A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by tammyswits(f): 5:24pm On Nov 30, 2008 |
Mmmh, ok! |
Re: A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by brownbody(f): 7:55am On Dec 02, 2008 |
Funny, i like it, |
Re: A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by yysl: 8:12am On Dec 02, 2008 |
Re: A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by romsky: 8:35am On Dec 02, 2008 |
i luv brownbody |
Re: A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by DamiD: 8:55am On Dec 02, 2008 |
Olaromade, brownbody huh? |
Re: A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by romsky: 9:17am On Dec 02, 2008 |
its olu not ola & yea brownbody |
Re: A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by sylve11: 10:03am On Dec 02, 2008 |
sima: laughing error. @poster, nice one |
Re: A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by romsky: 10:08am On Dec 02, 2008 |
ow come half of ur tit don pluck comot |
Re: A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by sylve11: 10:25am On Dec 02, 2008 |
no be u blow am comort? |
Re: A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by romsky: 10:29am On Dec 02, 2008 |
dat was because u had more mouth dan action |
Re: A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by skipo87(m): 11:02am On Dec 02, 2008 |
lols |
Re: A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by clemcykul(f): 11:08am On Dec 02, 2008 |
very nice joke |
Re: A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by babarazy: 11:11am On Dec 02, 2008 |
keep the damn joke up small boy |
Re: A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by sylve11: 11:14am On Dec 02, 2008 |
yeah |
Re: A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by sylve11: 11:21am On Dec 02, 2008 |
clemxy how are u? |
Re: A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by clemcykul(f): 11:24am On Dec 02, 2008 |
am gud and u? |
Re: A Dedicated Lady And The Pharmacist by sylve11: 11:35am On Dec 02, 2008 |
am fine too |
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