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Naijas In Heaven/hell. by rukkyland(m): 8:34pm On Feb 22, 2015
••NAIJA GET LEVEL JOOR
ANGELS: Father! We are tired of
these
Nigerians in
heaven.
GOD: What have they done this
time?
ANGEL: Everything! They don't
listen to
instructions! They don't obey
traffic rules!
They
don't wait for their turn in
anything! They are
completely reckless! (Exasperated)
In fact
they
have made heaven a living hell
since they got
here.
GOD: Then we better send them
to hell! (Calls
the
Devil). Hello..
SATAN: Hello God, call me later.
There's an
issue
I'm trying to resolve.
Ten minutes later:
GOD: Hello Lucifer.
SATAN: I'll call you back. The issue
has
turned
into
a crisis.
An hour later:
SATAN: Hello?
GOD: What's going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have
with me in
hell!
(He stammers), they... they... they
have
quenched
the fire in hell and installed air
conditioners!
Proud of my country, say 1 word
for naija
Re: Naijas In Heaven/hell. by Rajjah(f): 8:15am On Feb 23, 2015
looooool bt stop usin God's name to joke pls
Re: Naijas In Heaven/hell. by rukkyland(m): 10:23pm On Feb 23, 2015
Rajjah:
looooool bt stop usin God's name to joke pls

holy at thou..listen..even God is a comedian..
Re: Naijas In Heaven/hell. by Orinameh2(m): 11:01pm On Feb 23, 2015
Rajjah:
looooool bt stop usin God's name to joke pls
thank u joor jxt wat i wanted 2 say
Re: Naijas In Heaven/hell. by rukkyland(m): 8:29pm On Feb 25, 2015
Orinameh2:
thank u joor jxt wat i wanted 2 say

anoda holy art thou..say ur own.
Re: Naijas In Heaven/hell. by Orinameh2(m): 7:53pm On Feb 28, 2015
rukkyland:


anoda holy art thou..say ur own.
am jxt sayin d truth u no wise?
Re: Naijas In Heaven/hell. by rukkyland(m): 9:53pm On Feb 28, 2015
Orinameh2:
am jxt sayin d truth u no wise?

see as ur wisdom full ground remain..dey throw way self..
Re: Naijas In Heaven/hell. by Posh(m): 3:51pm On Mar 01, 2015
D fear of God z d beginning of wisdon nd God z a consuming fire. Stop using d name of the Lord in ur childish nd puerile jokes. Beware
Re: Naijas In Heaven/hell. by rukkyland(m): 5:15pm On Mar 01, 2015
Posh:
D fear of God z d beginning of wisdon nd God z a consuming fire. Stop using d name of the Lord in ur childish nd puerile jokes. Beware

tell me..what do u know about God?

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