Once a rich king has a horse that never ceases to cry. He instructed his people that he would give half of his kingdom to any one that can make the crying horse laugh.
everybody tried their best, but non could make the horse laugh.
then a six years old boy walked up and asked that he should be given a chance to make the horse laugh. Every body laughed at him, yet they gave him a chance.
the boy boldly worked up to the horse and wispered something in its ear. suddenly the horse began to laugh. it continued to laugh to the extent that the king became worried that the horse might die of laughter.
"please i beg you little one, can you make him cry again? I dont want my horse to die of laughter" the king said.
"i want to be alone in a room with him" said the boy.
after some minutes the boy came out and everybdoy saw that the horse was crying more furiously this time.
surpried, the king asked him " young man, what did you tell him that made him stop crying at first.
" I only told him I have a bigger penis than his."
"thats all? and hows that possible?, but what did u do to get him crying again?"
"oh, I showed it to him."

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

nice one boy, now go to bed

chip chip!!

i love chips

liar . . . . . . . .u love bla chips

hmmm

keep mute dear

not now that you're here to continue from where I stopped

u keep mute and i will do d talking . . . . yeah ,like i was saying . , . . , .

we weren't saying anything. .

Bleeding lair!!!!

gbam

@ poster, Go sign up for open mic-nyte, pere!!

Diz sure is getting interestin, *clears throat*

take carry go . . . ur voice go clear viammmmm

E wo tun ni "carry go", ? E jo oooooo, e ma fi erin kpa mi ni bi o,

*runs towards d gents*

hahahahahahhah . . , , abeg run ooo b4 u go shit for pants

dat 1 dey, eh lola, ?

e jo oo, mi o le ya igbe lara mi, ko se le ri o, tin ba se, wo ma fenu ko ooooo

no worry pple wey lik u go use mouth clear am

u dey among dem na, padi mi, u wan abandon ship now?

i no be paddy 4 jungle

really?

Uncle Ben d tin tire me o, u no see as i

sha no open dat dirty mouth

he fit am?

he dares not

lol
for sure

Crying horse

horses neigh, goats bleat