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Religious Parrot by dani1luv: 11:16am On Jul 11, 2009
A preacher is buying a parrot.

“Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?” asked the preacher.

“Oh absolutely. It’s a religious parrot,” the storekeeper assures him.

“Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord’s prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.”

“Wonderful!” says the preacher, “but what happens if you pull both strings?”

“I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!” screeched the parrot.
Re: Religious Parrot by sylve11: 12:35pm On Jul 11, 2009
cool
Re: Religious Parrot by mamagee3(f): 6:57pm On Jul 13, 2009
Funny but copied. grin
Re: Religious Parrot by Jeovy(m): 6:59pm On Jul 13, 2009
copied but funny grin
Re: Religious Parrot by tytylayor: 7:26pm On Jul 13, 2009
copied and funny
funny and copied
Re: Religious Parrot by Ben13: 7:36pm On Jul 13, 2009
funny and copied parrots

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