THE AMAKA:

Sagamite you need help, simple.

its funny how you got so angry and started insulting mocha because she said you were average. then the insults from you came like WILDFIRE, i mean are you serious? lol
you are judging all these female pics, allow someone to judge your own.

dont take it to the heart.
saga, hahahahahaha, chei.

ur case is a lost one

wetin nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
chei

well saga should know what he said to mocha was wrong.
im just saying.

so, again?

yawn. . .

im a bit.ch, i know.

darl, ur nothing of a 'bitch'

Member: Uju4eva

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=49798

Description of pix: Purple top, hand by hold hair up.

Says to me: Baby, when we get to the club I am going to show you how to dance to this Wande Coal song " . . . . . . . . . . As una don join me dey rock like dis, take dis kiss make you follow me, Bumper to bumper, when I stop make you stop, when I start make you start, (make you follow me) Bumper to bumper . . . . ."

Member: Razorr

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=67696

Description of pix: Red top, number 8 necklace, standing by the wall looking expectant.

Says to me: [After meeting her at party, bumping and grinding, and then taking her outside, she gives a look that says:] . . . . . . OK, what next?
[French Yoruba Kissing??]

OMO IBO:

Roflmao

Member: emilyone

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=271304

Description of pix: Sitting at an office desk.

Says to me: You think it is fair I was passed over for promotion again?

OMO IBO:

ROTFLMAO

u mean this argument never finish, i tire.

Member: ~icecold~~

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=277023

Description of pix: orange top and blue jeans lying on a bed.

Says to me: What about one more time, baby, before you go? [I wouldn't say no to that]

Sagamite:

Member: ~icecold~~

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=277023

Description of pix: orange top and blue jeans lying on a bed.

Says to me: What about one more time before you go, baby? [I wouldn't say no to that]

Dang. . . . . . .Delicious chics have left this forum o. . . .
Where are you getting these chics from?

~Sauron~:

Dang. . . . . . .Delicious chics have left this forum o. . . .
Where are you getting these chics from?

Men, I am trying to breath slowly too.

You know my career involves a lot of researching skills.

Hmmmmmmm, this guys . . . . . . .

Sagamite:

Men, I am trying to breath slowly too.
You know my career involves a lot of researching skills.

Keep digging. . . . .

@ Tubabie,

What again?
Can't we examine Naija angels again?

Sauron am solidly behind you guys, keep at it, I must say Sagamite has been entertaining so far. Just remember to breathe slow regularly! You need it.

tubabie:

Sauron am solidly behind you guys, keep at it, I must say Sagamite has been entertaining so far. J[b]ust remember to breathe slow regularly! You need it.[/b]

Noted!!!

These little Igbo girls sef. . . shiorrrr.

OMO IBO:

Death

THE AMAKA:

im probably the most notorious, and i dont care,

Good day Ma'am, I come in peace, I do indeed, so don't shoot me abeg I am just the humble messenger/good samaritan, I think what they are trying to say is that you are Nairaland's most obnoxious irritating git and . . . err . . . err . . . sorry I didn't catch the rest of what they said because I was scared that when I deliver the message to you, you would chew my head off and most importantly because I am on your side


To prove that I have got your back and I am not just here to kiss your feet, next time any of this lot or whomever else they wanna send to you steps up to you, be they 1 or 1000, just holla at me, I am your girl

~Sauron~:

Dang. . . . . . .Delicious chics have left this forum o. . . .
Where are you getting these chics from?

I didn't see that and babe you didn't just say that either

Sagamite:

Men, I am trying to breath slowly too.

You know my career involves a lot of researching skills.

Just passing by, and gently reminding myself that this is career related, and that we need the salary raise you are gonna get after all this necessary work is done to add to the pot for the upkeep of our 18 kids

^^^ Busy-body has been drinking again I still love you.
I have gaped in between the lines, you are the best for the job. Do your best on ur protegee !!!

Busy_body:

Just passing by, and gently reminding myself that this is career related, and that we need the salary raise you are gonna get after all this necessary work is done to add to the pot for the upkeep of our 18 kids

Oh, so he's the father? I thought the baby daddy was Acid

FL Gators:

Oh, so he's the father? I thought the baby daddy was Acid

Between you and I, Acid's my 17th child's Dad, Sagamite is only the Dad to 5 out of the whole 18 All he is doing so far is wanking over the pics of Nairaland babes ^{like finemocha or was it Amaka who said it} and he is visibly hyperventilating and has confessed that he is struggling to breath, so how can you expect someone of his stamina to last the mere 18 rounds neeeded to produce those 18 children, you wan kill ketekete abi Now I know you don't like Sagamite and are jealous he is with me


Now sharrap dia and zip it and get outta hia, we did not have this conversation okay Who sent you message sef

Busy_body:


Good day Ma'am, I come in peace, I do indeed, so don't shoot me abeg I am just the humble messenger/good samaritan, I think what [b]they are trying to say is that you are Nairaland's most obnoxious irritating git [/b] and . . . err . . . err . . . sorry I didn't catch the rest of what they said because I was scared that when I deliver the message to you, you would chew my head off and most importantly because I am on your side


To prove that I have got your back and I am not just here to kiss your feet, next time any of this lot or whomever else they wanna send to you steps up to you, be they 1 or 1000, just holla at me, I am your girl

Buahahahahahaha . . . iyalode wont kill me

Busy_body:


I didn't see that and babe you didn't just say that either

I decided to leave you after intel reports said you had 18 kids in your previous marriages.
Why didn't you tell me this when we met?

icecold is hot!

Is uju4ever the same as ujujoan?

Ujujoan is different o.

Busy_body:


Between you and I, Acid's my 17th child's Dad, Sagamite is only the Dad to 5 out of the whole 18 All he is doing so far is wanking over the pics of Nairaland babes ^{like finemocha or was it Amaka who said it} and he is visibly hyperventilating and has confessed that he is struggling to breath, so how can you expect someone of his stamina to last the mere 18 rounds neeeded to produce those 18 children, you wan kill ketekete abi Now I know you don't like Sagamite and are jealous he is with me


Now sharrap dia and zip it and get outta hia, we did not have this conversation okay Who sent you message sef

rotflmao @ bolded.

Look at your bad sef. Fight for your man men

^{Jamming to her tunes}

davidylan:

Is uju4ever the same as ujujoan?

I hope not

tubabie:

^^^ Busy-body has been drinking again I still love you.
I have gaped in between the lines, you are the best for the job. Do your best on your protegee !!!

Now now now, behave yaself, I am just the messenger/good samaritan, I honestly am, infact I just recently forced Mukina2 at gunpoint got appointed as NL's "PEACE MONITOR" for my peacekeepig services on Nairaland, a role higher than that of a mere Moderator, watch out for my hidden status and name in coloured font too very soon

TOPE2000!:

Buahahahahahaha . . . iyalode wont kill me

But I want to snuff you out seriously I know 100 personnal trainer and a million diet coach can never get me a killer body like yours, can you imagine, how will they manage my floor length blom blom which I am using the magnificient wonderbra to prop up on my shoulders, God bless the wonderbra

~Sauron~:

I decided to leave you after intel reports said you had 18 kids in your previous marriages.
Why didn't you tell me this when we met?

How can you believe such, yeah I know we have always done it in the dark during our weekly Night Vigil, so have not "officially met" but does my lepacious body feel like one who has had one child, or are you mistaking me for that shameless hag amebo no 1, who is always crawling in through the cat flap