na2day?:

but are u nigerian? that is the question

tpia.:

what am I reading?

busybody may not be Nigerian?

ngbo, busybody, come and defend yourself plz

How can an exotic, refined, imported, mixed-breed being like myself come from Naija, eurghh And you have to ask too I love you Nigerians though

Sagamite:

You know say, me, I nefa reach Yonda (the land of miliki and honi) [size=16pt]so I no know wetin hoochie-mamas like TOH dey call their jailbirds.[/size]

Ouch, nice one Supona oh, abeg if TOH asks, I wasn't there when he wrote this, chei, make I go find somewhere go dodge before she comes back and sees this

Sagamite:

You know say, me, I nefa reach Yonda (the land of miliki and honi) so I no know[b] wetin hoochie-mamas like TOH [/b]dey call their jailbirds.

Where did this suddenly come from?

You know say, me, I nefa reach Yonda (the land of miliki and honi) so I no know wetin hoochie-mamas like TOH dey call their jailbirds.

1. I just found out the meaning of hoochie-mamas. . . and its a nasty thing to call a woman.

2. @Sagamite that was not appropriate . . . haba . . .

3. @TOH . . . take it easy just ignore the statement . . .

SAGAMITE!!!!

You have really been snooping!!! And i am sure you have experience with women since it was only female profiles you profiled.

^^^^
sexy!

@ Alagolo

Happy Thanksgiving ko, happy ikore ni Thanks for the text jare, but how you take know about the hormonal thingy, cos even those at home have started accusing me of being one kain and avoiding me


@ N2A and Fl Alagolo

Sagamite and TOH are as tight as chalk and cheese and as close as Tom and Jerry, its all in good fun so no cause for alarm On this note I loff you and leaf you, abeg make I go sleep, because when my pikin wakes me up tomorrow and says "Mummy come and bathe me and take me to school", I'd start crying and pleading with him to "allow me sleep for 5 minutes extra"

Busy_body:

@ Alagolo

Happy Thanksgiving ko, happy ikore ni Thanks for the text jare, but how you take know about the hormonal thingy, cos even those at home have started accusing me of being one kain and avoiding me


@ N2A and Fl Alagolo

Sagamite and TOH are as tight as chalk and cheese and as close as Tom and Jerry, its all in good fun so no cause for alarm On this note I loff you and leaf you, abeg make I go sleep, because when my pikin wakes me up tomorrow and says "Mummy come and bathe me and take me to school", I'd start crying and pleading with him to "allow me sleep for 5 minutes extra"

@busy-body

1. Okay no probs . . . i hope TOH and Sagamite are as tight as you claim . . .

2. I don catch you . . . so you are taking your pikin to school on weekends . . . you have just shot yourself in the foot . . . . . .

You're welcome.

Mesef, I dey run from you until you calm down.

You sure they're tight, you no TOH be my [i]little [/i]sister, I just dey watch ni o

No2Atheism:

@busy-body

1. Okay no probs . . . i hope TOH and Sagamite are as tight as you claim . . .

Even if they were not tight before, I have rubberstamped it now and they can't do jack about it, cos what this Iyalode wants Iyalode gets

No2Atheism:

2. I don catch you . . . so you are taking your pikin to school on weekends . . . you have just shot yourself in the foot . . . . . .

I am based in er, this place, for lunatics Planet Luna . . . which is on the other part of the world and the polar opposite to where you are located so our tomorrow is weekdays So technically you still haven't caught me out yet

FL Gators:

You're welcome.

Mesef, I dey run from you until you calm down.

You sure they're tight, you no TOH be my [i]little [/i]sister, I just dey watch ni o

Since when did TOH become ya likkle Sister, cos your own training bra is bigger in size than ours abi let her catch you ehn

Busy_body:

@ N2A and Fl Alagolo

Sagamite and TOH are as tight as chalk and cheese and as close as Tom and Jerry, its all in good fun so no cause for alarm On this note I loff you and leaf you, abeg make I go sleep, because when my pikin wakes me up tomorrow and says "Mummy come and bathe me and take me to school", I'd start crying and pleading with him to "allow me sleep for 5 minutes extra"

story! can't wait for the fall out, let me go grab some popcorn

FL Gators:

Where did this suddenly come from?

No2Atheism:

1. I just found out the meaning of hoochie-mamas. . . and its a nasty thing to call a woman.

2. @Sagamite that was not appropriate . . . haba . . .

3. @TOH . . . take it easy just ignore the statement . . .

Wetin hoochie mama mean?  My understanding is that it is something similar to chavs of the UK but with very hot and tight body and they are babymamas for a gangster. Not like if it means some prostitute that rapes kid or something? Or abi I don mess up? 

Anyway, BB don tell una say . . . .

Busy_body:

Sagamite and TOH are as tight as chalk and cheese and as close as Tom and Jerry

And even if im no accept, im go beat the living daylight out of me naa ni . . . . . . . . . . . . . .but as e go dey beat me, na im the thing go dey sweet me. 

OpeLovely:

SAGAMITE!!!!

You have really been snooping!!! And i am sure you have experience with women since it was only female profiles you profiled.

I hope you have seen the one I did on yours?

@sagamite

check the following link for the urban definition of hoochie mama . . .and see why its not appropriate for you to use such for TOH

[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoochie%20mama[/url]

No2Atheism:

@sagamite

check the following link for the urban definition of hoochie mama . . .and see why its not appropriate for you to use such for TOH

[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoochie%20mama[/url]

dude, give it a rest, haba!

na2day?:

dude, give it a rest, haba!

- Who u dey frown for . . . u better no grow old by using too much muscles . . .

- @sagamite is my man . . .just trying to correct a possibly sincere mistake . . .

- Moreover notice that he asked an indirect question hence i gave him an indirect answer . . .

Sagamite:


Wetin hoochie mama mean? 

No2Atheism:

@sagamite

check the following link for the urban definition of hoochie mama . . .and see why its not appropriate for you to use such for TOH

[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoochie%20mama[/url]

Ehn now!!!

Exactly my intended point about TOH. No be New York babe she be? At least I added "hot with tight body" to my definition.

Haba, you come dey make me think say I don call am female paedophile. 

[size=4pt]At least, it is all in jest and banter as anybody meeting her in real life would confirm. Only the "hot with tight body" is not jest.[/size]

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Kunbee:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=253097

I love this one.

So easy.

Oya do your magic

Member: nellaluv

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=253097

Description of pix: black top with white collar standing in front of gate

Says to me: Oya start explaining yourself. You said you were at netotse's place hanging with your boys, so how come you are at this girl's house? And you were saying I was paranoid when I said you were cheating? I go show you pepper.

Kunbee:

Oya do your magic

It took me a fraction of a second to see the Q. Just one instant glance when I opened it.

I don't even think the pix finished downloading before I decided what it was. 

Sagamite:

Member: nellaluv

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=253097

Description of pix: black top with white collar standing in front of gate

Says to me: Oya start explaining yourself. You said you were at netotse's place hanging with your boys, so how come you are at this girl's house? And you were saying I was paranoid when I said you were cheating? I go show you pepper.

Lol nella will flip and remove her pic if she sees this

Kunbee, what is the meaning of this. This girl sef u need serious koboko .
Sagamite u just violated my privacy, but lol. Who d hell is netotse Maybe i don finish am .

Kunbee longtime no hear, i no dey see ur brakelight for nairaland again, wetin happen. I'm missing u lol

WOW. the pics of the ladies were, simply put, STUNNING!!!! i wonder why THE AMAKA doesnt have a pic on. oh,yeah, she's most likely Fat as hell. FREAKN WHALE!!!!

im also subscribed to this topic.
damn i must get under your skin, huh? the only reason why you feel the need to constantly bring me up.
well i know my work here is done. 

nellaluv:

Kunbee, what is the meaning of this. This girl sef u need serious koboko .
Sagamite u just violated my privacy, but lol. Who d hell is netotse Maybe i don finish am .

netotse is one of the crazily good-looking hunks that visit this thread alot.

You want me to hook you up?

Thanks but no thanks. I'm already enjoying a bli$$ful life with my loff in fööls paradise, lol

nellaluv:

Thanks but no thanks. I'm already enjoying a bli[b]$$[/b]ful life with my loff in fööls paradise, lol

I for say make you tell the guy to move, but if it is bli$$ful, as in bli[b]$$[/b]ful, then netotse no get chance o.

sweetpie23:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=15742

She has already been done earlier.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-316937.160.html#msg4484289

[size=16pt]saga,

u are not telling these girls d truth.u are telling them lie which is what they love to hear.i will open a thread where i will tell them the truth.[/size]