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Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Nobody: 1:59pm On Nov 16, 2009
nice joke keep it up
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by D1KeleVra(m): 3:34pm On Nov 16, 2009
atkin are u serious? i don't understand u. . . . come again
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by clemcykul(f): 3:44pm On Nov 16, 2009
how can he come again, wen uve already come?
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by D1KeleVra(m): 3:51pm On Nov 16, 2009
wtf? ur dirty mind. *walks out of thread*
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by clemcykul(f): 3:59pm On Nov 16, 2009
c'mmon get back in here, pretender lol

lie down so that u can come again wink grin
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by D1KeleVra(m): 4:05pm On Nov 16, 2009
*blushes n giggles* smiley
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by clemcykul(f): 4:30pm On Nov 16, 2009
stares hard at him****u berra stop that

*feeds him with ice-cream*
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by D1KeleVra(m): 8:49pm On Nov 16, 2009
do u mean "ice-cream"? grin grin
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 2:14pm On Nov 17, 2009
You want me to be born again or come again? ice-cream
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Dunddy(m): 4:03pm On Nov 17, 2009
sodomites in collabo with gormmorrans!
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Dunddy(m): 4:47pm On Nov 17, 2009
= HELLites
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 8:21pm On Nov 17, 2009
sodomites in collabo with gormmorra
WHAT'S SODOME AND GORMMORRA DOING IN THESE MATTER NOW,GUYS CAN U PLEASE TELL THIS ICE-CREAM MAN,TO FIND SOMETHING BETTER THIS PLACE IS NOT A BATTLE FIELD shocked shocked grin grin grin
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Dunddy(m): 9:11pm On Nov 17, 2009
pisses ice-cream on atkinson's face and farts.

sodom and gomorrah were never known 4 war.
read ur bible wella. ekwensu! tongue
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by D1KeleVra(m): 12:03am On Nov 18, 2009
See wetin clem don cause, cos she mention ice-cream sad
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 10:11am On Nov 18, 2009
Who told you that i don't read my bible wella i know sodom n gomorrah is not war field but is a dissater ground. Or did u pray to be in sodom n gomorra condition mr teacher.
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Dunddy(m): 10:46am On Nov 18, 2009
atkinboy:

Who told you that i don't read my bible wella i know sodom n gomorrah is not war field but is a dissater ground. Or did u pray to be in sodom n gomorra condition mr teacher.

dear pupil,
exile
you have been found to love ice-cream more than your bible. to this end u are banished to,
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by clemcykul(f): 11:01am On Nov 18, 2009
the hell of ice-cream grin grin

*sips ice-cream noisily*
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Dunddy(m): 11:05am On Nov 18, 2009
#gives him a bib#
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 11:17am On Nov 18, 2009
Duddy is about to blast another joke let's go boy lipsrsealed
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Abbeycity4(f): 12:39pm On Nov 18, 2009
oooooooooooo God! i wnt 2lick Ice-cream! sad cry
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by crazo(m): 1:07pm On Nov 18, 2009
guy u try. grin
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Nobody: 1:47pm On Nov 18, 2009
loool. niz 1
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Dunddy(m): 5:19pm On Nov 18, 2009
Abbey_city:

oooooooooooo God! i wnt 2lick Ice-cream! sad cry
Meet D1Kele; he's a regular supplier grin grin
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by D1KeleVra(m): 6:58pm On Nov 18, 2009
no i'm not. . . i deal in other stuff angry
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by clemcykul(f): 9:26am On Nov 19, 2009
blatant lie
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Dunddy(m): 6:19pm On Nov 19, 2009
like what?

upper fluid? grin
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by D1KeleVra(m): 7:59pm On Nov 19, 2009
noo! i'm a great man
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Dunddy(m): 9:31pm On Nov 19, 2009
indeed
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 9:26am On Nov 20, 2009
who told u that shocked shocked shocked
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by D1KeleVra(m): 3:43pm On Nov 20, 2009
Jesus!
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 5:32pm On Nov 21, 2009
D1KeleVra:

Jesus!
Kaii what is that why r u shouting jesus.
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by D1KeleVra(m): 7:10pm On Nov 21, 2009
na the way u open eyes for me before. . . i fear small grin i no be chicken sha o

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