my best joke so far on nairaland. wel don

Simon wale thank you is like you r the only good guy in the house.

lawd save us from akpan!

Smart Akpan! , LWKM

lollololololoo, lwkmd

Fink you Fink you Fink you efrebody.

AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book.

The message reads:

My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note,

really hilarious

atkinboy:

Fink you Fink you Fink you efrebody.

huh? talk well now. . . .bring more jokes.

oh, really!?

Ben-10:

AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book.

The message reads:

My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note,

really hilarious

huh? talk well now. . . .bring more jokes.

Look at your mouth bring more joke, not only joke i will bring you Bose ehhhhhhhhh

Bravo mr poster

tnks my son.

why you like to they claim another man glory

Ben10 sorry i don't no say na you fink you my guy.

you welcome

what about these two old cago? Guys

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.

Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."

"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.

"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."

The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.

The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.

Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"

The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.

He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"

The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn't electrified."

Hahahaha

It's like all Guys are on break. Where u na dey,

Lmbo

LOL you dey try

Deliver us from dickele!

sharap!

Lol,

D1KeleVra:

e be like say u wan see my red-eye. . .

as if he get eyes

I dunno

Abbey_city:

as if he get eyes

dont mind this boy call d1klevra or wht if you dont i will make you as if you get that red in the eyes you wah be say na black full your eyes. just keep your