but ur hands are like feathers

na butty hands Fresh to death

Make i know why

D1KeleVra:

na butty hands Fresh to death

why did u reply 'clemcy' r u the only one in the house, His ur hands like monky or chicken

Na question be that?

beats me

@kinboy,your jokes are superb
more of it!!!

tnk u. i shall post more funny stuffs for ur reading pleasure

Simonwal:

@kinboy,your jokes are superb
more of it!!!

Thank u simon wale have posted another one je re take your time to go through it, It's a pleasure. For u only get it out(Below)
Enjoy it i know u will be a good person u always appreciate good thing u r not like that basket mouth (D1KelVra) D1 r u an 1/2cast,

D1Kelvra Don't try to post any comment on this because i know u can't past the TEST

HERE I GO AGAIN

If u are a Guy, will u pass this test?

Ladies, be sincere with yourself. Will u have also passed this Test if you are Guy?

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating or over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me, It
was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than
a nice view.

It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to
check
the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me
that
she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life
to
her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are

very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
And the moral of this story is:

, Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms.

hmmmmn

Dickele sharrap dia make i nor pour dis hennessy for ya head jor

D1KeleVra:

I nor be half cast. . . which test? U don dey hear things abi?

PS. I,m not Basketmouth, neither am I a basket mouth. . . take ya time. . . i dey quick vesx

Infact this guy na AKPAN brother u dey quick vesx who u want vexs for i go Bucha ur face if u don't keep ur mouth short ice=cream

Nor forget wetin doctor tell u about that hand

Who dis Akpan wan use dat hin fragile right hand for?

U don dey confess wetin u dey do abi?

D1KeleVra:

i never forget. . . na my right hand i go use

Talk true you don 4get
Can you pass the test?

shakes head

removes head

Guys watin now move head

Bend head go one side make i see black board jor

no!
tightens screw***
my head correct wella

i cant stop laughing;nice jokes.lol

D1KeleVra:

why u dey look mirror dey talk to ya sef?

How far guys

why pple no dey appreciate good thing,
anyway,thats nigerian 4 u.
@atinkboy,we missed your jokes jare
more of it

I think so