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Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 8:49pm On Feb 20, 2010
Kunbee:

I was talking to you and so
you go wonduu oooooooooooooo. angry angry
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by D1KeleVra(m): 8:52pm On Feb 20, 2010
na why u come do face like ur constipated?
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by mykali(m): 9:04pm On Feb 20, 2010
is Akpan still disturbing you guys?
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Kunbee: 9:16pm On Feb 20, 2010
atkinboy:

you go wonduu oooooooooooooo. angry angry

Efrebor cool
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Engrdan(m): 9:54pm On Feb 20, 2010
Guy (atkinboy)u na wel done at least u tried up to ur level.giv us another doze:to mr AKPAN he can not so smart and pick marathon race 2 china.if he can i wel giv u bean cake(akara) fried wit petrol.no laugh oh!!!
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by D1KeleVra(m): 10:23pm On Feb 20, 2010
Engr dan:

Guy (atkinboy)u na wel done at least u tried up to your level.giv us another doze:to mr AKPAN he can not so smart and pick marathon race 2 china.if he can i wel giv u bean cake(akara) fried wit petrol.no laugh oh!!!

no problem smiley
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Kunbee: 11:44pm On Feb 21, 2010
wink
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 11:54pm On Feb 21, 2010
D1KeleVra:

no problem smiley
ea no froblem more is still coming watch out
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Kunbee: 11:56pm On Feb 21, 2010
From your anus undecided undecided
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by odereghi(m): 10:19am On Feb 24, 2010
i think, this is the best joke so far!!!
thanks bro.
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Kunbee: 7:25pm On Feb 24, 2010
You are welcome
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 10:53pm On Feb 26, 2010
Kunbee:

You are welcome
Kunbee sorry Try next time dont take another person glory grin grin grin
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 10:55pm On Feb 26, 2010
For you Guys

Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Kunbee: 11:05pm On Feb 26, 2010
^^^oganigwe shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


atkinboy:

Kunbee sorry Try next time dont take another person glory grin grin grin

Bla bla cool
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 11:08pm On Feb 26, 2010
for your eyes only
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by D1KeleVra(m): 11:11pm On Feb 26, 2010
una no get work shey? sad
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 11:34pm On Feb 26, 2010
Sorry mr 4man
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Kunbee: 12:09am On Feb 27, 2010
Hmmmmmmmm
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 6:45pm On Feb 27, 2010
Another akpan One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to Institute of mental health.
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain, As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.
One Kolo patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem, No wonder you are destined to be a truck driver, " You are stupid!
Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that" The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the Institute of mental health.?"
Patient replied: "Hellooo, I stay here because I'm crazy, Not STUPID !"
A JOKE CAN BE A VERY GOOD STRESS RELIEVER IF UR INDUSTRY/DESK IS AS DEMANDING AS MINE, Ciao!!
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Kunbee: 10:38pm On Feb 27, 2010
Hmmmm undecided
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Lolajoy(f): 12:17am On Feb 28, 2010
grin grin grin grin so so funny because i just found out that you are the guy.
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by cbase: 2:57am On Feb 28, 2010
Jeovy Jeovy, long time no see.
Na Akpan u dey answer now?
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by D1KeleVra(m): 8:30am On Feb 28, 2010
i that why u are shouting? Nigerians sad
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by cbase: 11:38am On Feb 28, 2010
wetin concern you angry
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 6:50pm On Feb 28, 2010
D1KeleVra:

i that why u are shouting? Nigerians sad
@ D1Kelevra waitin u dey think u get brain to make people happy your own na to dey sitdown n look OJU YOBO shocked shocked tongue
Lolajoy:

grin grin grin grin so so funny because i just found out that you are the guy.
@ Lolajoy may your day be long good people like good things.
Kunbee:

Hmmmm undecided
@ kunbee why r u undecided which one r you among the two?
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Kunbee: 10:06pm On Feb 28, 2010
None cool
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Kunbee: 10:08pm On Feb 28, 2010
None cool
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Lolajoy(f): 12:12am On Mar 01, 2010
Go one now or are you tired?
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by gidson12(m): 9:02pm On Mar 01, 2010
hello kunnbeee, how fa na? grin
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Kunbee: 5:34pm On Mar 02, 2010
I am fine and why are you grinning at me undecided
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Lolajoy(f): 12:50am On Mar 03, 2010
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm wink wink wink wink
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by parki: 1:27am On Mar 03, 2010
why the hmmmin

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