teekrackz:


Discount on rent?....me wey never even pay for two years

Years of rent not paid equals years of enslavement to your landlord

azraeljaheel:



Years of rent not paid equals years of enslavement to your landlord

Landlord issues makes me prefer having a house of my own which I earnestly pray for.

For the sake of you, your wife and children build house before marriage it is really cool and nice.... That should be every young men plan.....

SILENTandSMART2:
For the sake of you, your wife and children build house before marriage it is really cool and nice.... That should be every young men plan.....

Plan to fail is fail to plan abi na how una dey talk am sef

Self nonsense is what you're saying........

Saying lot of things about landlord, some landlords are really nice

Nice to the extent of banging your lonely wife.

Wife dat is Hot gon' receive and enjoy the dick majestically......

Majestically asking this question folks; is there a heaven for ballers?

Ballers that comedy-drama series created by Stephen Levinson and starring Dwayne Johnson

Johnson, as we all know, is the son of Mr John. Other sons include Tyson, Mason, Christensen, Eriksen,Davidson, etc. Whose son are you?

You already know that all men will die.

Die young shall not be our portion.........

Portion, most especially, love portions(kanyamata in Hausa language) are sold via door-to-door marketing up north.

North, East, South or West, Chelsea fans are ubiquitious.

ubiquitious is shit

Shit is a very important sturv.

sturv looks like the word that will end it, lets see

See, I want to rhyme without wasting rhymes or time.
Cause I just got relegated to the mines.
My boss said "I wish Seaman that you were mine".
Now, I've got a prodigal father, some raggedy-ass pauper and a beautiful daughter.
Quickly dissolving in-to,
a pair of iced bars cut in two.
Never sentimental even with the pencil
cause I would never pass as genteel
Or brag about something so little
Like my dumb friend Joelittle.
Rhymes, hats and gats.
Fame, bats and cats.
It pains to really lose a loved one.
Only then would your heart spun.
It is no pun
when I say you'll feel burnt.
Maybe by the sun
But go tell the nation
You are my son, my first, my joy,
and my sun
R.I.P baby bro Sam Loco
Losing you has made me go este loco.

Loco loco ,how are you ?.......

gentlesinna:
On a very good day,am going to open a thread on Nairaland about my journey to the underworld,a quest for quick money......fear still dey catch me but I will definitely do it.. maybe publish it.

Pls endeavor to mention me whenever u wana write the story

Story for the gods, who sang that song please? It was a hit back then

brownemmanuel43:

Pls endeavor to mention me whenever u wana write the story

Your head is not correct for spoiling the thread rules....

Rules are tools placed by fools to catch you loose. But all the same, leave booze and get juice.

Juice always goes along with cruise
That why i listen to blues to cool my bruise
Gat a friend that's never gets tired of calling me bruce
But nevertheless i won't break the truce

Truce? I don forget how them dey use that word seff

Seff and Jeff were best friends.

Partyed alot and once together went to the world's end.

There, they met a beautiful lady who was deaf.

Who studied so hard and still got 'F'.

"Hmm, I love her so much", Seff did tell Jeff.

"Quit playing around bro", Jeff told Seff.

But Seff wouldn't listen thinking he knows chess.

But infatuations are mad; ask my niggas Davidzy23 and Bankygee who once beat their chest.

Now hate has risen between 2 best.

Friends who allowed a woman to come home, roost and infest.

Their relationship with a 'one-love-for-my-niggas' called 'Sex'.

Hipipihoho, this crazy world goes.

A woman is a never 'a one man show'.

Read this little piece of mine and let go.

That hate for your nigga cause of one hoe.

I'm broke and prolly damned, that I know.

But like Eminem said, "you cashed your whole check and bought just one ho-ho"

Ho-ho! Are you a rapper?

Rapper? Nah!
I am but a humble and revolting village palm-wine tapper. Ah.
I forget to say baby.
I got cheddah like Bill Cosby.


Make una no mind me. I just like when words are cut or put together in other to ryhme and make sense.

Sense is really scarce......


She said she can never forget the scars.......


Cus she trusted me more than her pals....


But who am I ? When there are many ninas .....

Life is complicated shit really happens.......


I try my best to make it works but no choice..........