@axe,no too para bro.accept all d apology,u knw say hustle dey make us skip cd.as per washin concern,my plane load of washin material is trappd under volcanic ash in iceland.estimated time of release is unknown.boil for yansh?hope ur boss aint gay o.

maskuraid:

@axe,no too para bro.accept all d apology,u knw say hustle dey make us skip cd.as per washin concern,my plane load of washin material is trappd under volcanic ash in iceland.estimated time of release is unknown.boil for yansh?hope your boss aint gay o.

okay ooo, that one na old skool ooo find another story, Planes don dey fly all over the world since tuesday ooo. so either u fly it home or better u get Nigerian navy to use HMS araga to bring it home for you by sea. oga ke gay nob, e wan die be dat. di excuse na correct one because them no go fit ask me for sick note from doctor as i go tell dem say ow i wan take go show doki my yansh becos of eewo. wen i no fit commot for house not to talk of sitting down.

Washin material to masky,situation here critical defer arrival till later!

@all

gurumorin o!!!

lawyer
its great u r checking on us, we r kool lik dat as u can see but if any landlord(excluding masky) wan take cobra do belt we for house go tell ama say we fit take mouth blow cow and use broken bottle shave am, ni to ripe awa ni baba ti ose gbojule.

axey
i dey check on you as u be my only neighbour on WTMH,anyway if he no do (i aint too proud to say IM SO SOORRY) do have a save journey back home,gat ya no dis is mine 08034099092

house
gggguuuudddd morning

good morrrriiiinnnn ooooo!

@axey: welcome back we bin dey keep ur seat warm for u

axeman85:

okay ooo, that one na old skool ooo find another story, Planes don dey fly all over the world since tuesday ooo. so either u fly it home or better u get Nigerian navy to use HMS araga to bring it home for you by sea. oga ke gay nob, e wan die be dat. di excuse na correct one because them no go fit ask me for sick note from doctor as i go tell dem say ow i wan take go show doki my yansh becos of eewo. wen i no fit commot for house not to talk of sitting down.

oh lawdy! eviiiilllll!!!

make una sorry for those bottles abeg o!

K2:

Iceblock, you need to comot from inside that freezer compartment o. No wonder you dey lost.

as in!! no mind me na one work wey i dey do wey don turn my brain to ogi. no worry if i submit am today, crash for like 12 hrs non-stop, then come back and read the posts i go get am

maskuraid:

Washin material to masky,situation here critical defer arrival till later!

haa masky no do that one ooo. see i don dey celebrate am for you already for here soo. i dey chop indomie garnished with cut peppers and crayfish and ede or kingprawn any which one u wan call am, and i dey wash am done with supermalt.

but i no mind the sugar sha, as i no say na to kick start the faaji from sunday morning inside flight and dem sabi harrass person well well with shayo. lol then enter lagos take the usual jedi ati gbo gbo de de ne. then faaji series go start full time. lol. monday to monday.

iceblue:

good morrrriiiinnnn ooooo!

@axey: welcome back we bin dey keep your seat warm for u
oh lawdy! eviiiilllll!!!

make una sorry for those bottles abeg o!

thanks jare. omoge to fine jooooo. henhen i notice am say wen i enter di thing bin dey hot. thanks fro keeping it warm jare.

sorry keee. mba oooo. i am on vacation so eje kin seee aye mi ooo. (meaning let me enjoy my vacation ooo). after 3montsh of working non stop. make me sef take small break jare abi na. me no dey mercy for the bottles ooo.

kingboy:

lawyer
its great u r checking on us, we r kool lik dat as u can see but if any landlord(excluding masky) wan take cobra do belt we for house go tell ama say we fit take mouth blow cow and use broken bottle shave am, ni to ripe awa ni baba ti ose gbojule.

axey
i dey check on you as u be my only neighbour on WTMH,anyway if he no do (i aint too proud to say IM SO SOORRY) do have a save journey back home,gat ya no dis is mine 08034099092

house
gggguuuudddd morning

eyan miii, eje mi, aladugbo mi. ole nu pa bi razor jooo, olenu bi kettle, oluaye gob gbo area, kafata 100 tuale for you . i don store the number so go holla you during the course of the week. if possible make we start from sunday.

Re: http://www.businessdayonline.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=9277:-another-look-at-lagos-tenancy-bill-&catid=117:news&Itemid=349

lawyer pls wetin do my post o! i posted a news article on the lagos tennacy bill and it's disappeared!
hmm, i smell the handwork of some bad belle landlords

Goodmorning goodpeople.

Thank God its friday, even though i have to work tomorrow still, but sha, thank God the week is ending.

Thank God too, we now have bathable water. We paid a plumber to reconnect our old borehole since the new one was spewing horrid smelling, metallic water. Now my stress is reduced greatly.

@axeman, have a safe flight back and ease up on the bottles o. Nigeria don lose enough good people.

@iceblue, that tenancy bill no go see light of day. Do you know how many of the reps own houses in magodo and lekki?

Tenancy bill for naija,esp lagos na babanla 'is comin'.pple around here r too greedy n d system to messd up.wateva happnd 2 d marwa rent wateva?brand nu law/name but same ol shíít.

the worst part is that the law isn't even useful!! the 3-monthly rule applies to sitting tenants, not new ones. landlords can still treat new tenants however they like!

sometimes abi na everytime sef, this country just tire me.We shout corruption yet we task young people to bring 2 to 3 years rent amounting to millions just for a place to live.

thats the harsh reality of being a tenant in lagos . the law states 6months or 1 year or so. but in naija due to the greediness of landlords they charge 2/3yrs advance after after the expiration they always try to increase it higher, thats why i always advice people who want to rent to always start low so that when the landlord ncreases after the 2yrs it will still be affordable i got mine for like 300k/yr and 2yrs is 600k my neighbour who we pally well well, said after the 2yrs the landlord will increae it but it wont be that much. my landlord don live abroad before so i believe his mentality is different than the average naija landlord . well at least i hope so as so far so food, he has been alright. and doesnt ask tenants to pay for anything when things gets damaged. like when the scaffolding for water ranks collapsed. he reapired everything.

same thing with our landlord too.

but come o axeman, na indomie you dey hunger for all the way from yankee? instead of you to be talking correct poundi or isiewu. i tire o.

@Axeman85, Welcome back o. I bin think say you follow dem carry sacrifice of white "cockrel" and palm oil to appease the volcano? lol

@Maskuraid, You be Landlord for Lagos? I wan be Landlord o,---for Lagos,

Anyhow, how're folks supposed to come up with 600k, bank loans?

@gmattutor

indomie bi di bawo , noooo i still dey uk jare my broda na sunday night i dey enter lagos ooo, but u mst trust na from inside plane i for don dey hak my heineken dey go, den from there, do small runnings and den take di local agbo to wash away all the sugar in my system den refill my system with shepe. lol. jedi, opa eyin, gbo gbo ee. lol den monday to monday na shayon and eating all the delicacies 24/7 non stop. lol.

@k2

broda i kukuma dey follow the goings on fro here oo, jst didnt post anything as bin laboured wth work jare. sacrifice ke nibo, me i get confidence say beforwe my flight for sunday all the rubbish go don clear as cheif wan fly so di volcano sharp sharp commot oo. lol.

@masky

masky na landlord ooo. but him no wan gree clebrate for us but i don issue am serious warning say make e no try am at all oooo. we mst wash am anyhow either with star, ogogoro or wash wash. sumtin must happen. lol

and to my lovely sister in the house. Happy Birthday in advance. long life and prosperity. this is the beginning of many more birthdays to come ooo. God go continue to dey bless you soteeee blessings and favour go dey smell for you body anyhow, God go embarass you with plenty joy and happiness.

whose birthday o
and peepoo, i be babe.

k2
Anyhow, how're folks supposed to come up with 600k, bank loans?

Not all you save for it,the system down here is terrible,the law is not working youth are terorised/frustrated and the govt care less about the citizens.that is why over here we applaud every type of corruption as long as u are not caught.we pray God gives us a God fearing leaders.

Axey
take am easy as u prepare to come back lag

Ijoseda
howz your search for accomodation doing,any luck yet?

icey
as per the bill, wetin man go talk sef,this remind me of the 1st sentence that got me attracted to GOVERNMENT class way back 'laws are made to be broken'this is the case in lagos.

House
have a blezd weekend

na spam bot no gree me post the article. it says that the tenancy bill is thought erroneously to be favourable to people. the fact is that the bill wants to mandate that landlords collect not more than 3 months rent from a sitting tenant, i.e. an existing tenant, and says nothing about new tenants.

that's why i said it's a make-e-no-be-like-say-we-no-dey-work bill, cos it's of no benefit to the thousands of new tenants every year.

pls use the link above to visit the website.

icey what link?

@kingboy

iceblue:

Re: http://www.businessdayonline.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=9277:-another-look-at-lagos-tenancy-bill-&catid=117:news&Itemid=349

this one

axeman85:


and to my lovely sister in the house. Happy Birthday in advance. long life and prosperity. this is the beginning of many more birthdays to come ooo. God go continue to dey bless you soteeee blessings and favour go dey smell for you body anyhow, God go embarass you with plenty joy and happiness.

amen!! thanks axey

iceblue:

@kingboy
this oneamen!! thanks axey

welcome my dear. wait oo that kiss na for cheeks abi for lips. lol

^^^ it's into the air!!

Well am getting married soon but i've started thinking of changes to my Fiance's decor. not much but a woman's touch. He says i can start now but am insisting that the band must enter the finger first.lol
Anyway i've got a lot of tips from this thread and will be posting my 'welcome to my house' soon.
Meanwhile does anyone know where I can get an apartment on the Mainland that allows daily rental? My parents are coming to lagos for the wedding and my place is too small to accommodate them. For some reason, the idea of staying in a hotel for my wedding is freaking my dad out.

BRIDE2B:

Well am getting married soon but i've started thinking of changes to my Fiance's decor. not much but a woman's touch. He says i can start now but am insisting that the band must enter the finger first.lol
Anyway i've got a lot of tips from this thread and will be posting my 'welcome to my house' soon.
Meanwhile does anyone know where I can get an apartment on the Mainland that allows daily rental? My parents are coming to lagos for the wedding and my place is too small to accommodate them. For some reason, the idea of staying in a hotel for my wedding is freaking my dad out.

congratulations on your wedding. pray the day meets you well in peace and good health. welcome to WTMH the one and only ever interesting thread on the Nairaland porperty section packed full with eloquent personalities.
well in lagos its difficult to get such an accomodation especially when its not an HOTEL. if your folks have friends or families they can equally stay there.
Personally over the past years when i always come to lagos, before getting my own place, i usually stay in an holiday apartment within MKO abiola gardens in Alausa. its a 2or 3bedroom apartment i think and its a flat. just you and whoever is with you and you cater for your foods, e.t.c. but the bill is around 12500k per day . if you are interested i can give you the info.

axeman85:

congratulations on your wedding. pray the day meets you well in peace and good health. welcome to WTMH the one and only ever interesting thread on the Nairaland porperty section packed full with eloquent personalities.   
well in lagos its difficult to get such an accomodation especially when its not an HOTEL. if your folks have friends or families they can equally stay there.
Personally over the past years when i always come to lagos, before getting my own place, i usually stay in an holiday apartment within MKO abiola gardens in Alausa. its a 2or 3bedroom apartment i think and its a flat. just you and whoever is with you and you cater for your foods, e.t.c.  but the bill is around 12500k per day . if you are interested i can give you the info.

congrats on ur upcoming wedding babe! here's wishing you all of God's favour and more

i was just going to say the same thing about hotels. alausa is a pretty place, moreso the MKO gardens. hopefully they won't mind the distance.