@Youngies

thanks for the compliments , i appreciate arts and culture a lot

greater thanks to you for starting the thread

A si na

Ekechaa n'obu, ekee na mkpuke
After sharing in the general house, we still share in the inner house

therefore,

thanks also to the numerous others that make the thread an on-going success like

faketan

cute-ass

toshmann

+osisi

presido1

etc etc

_{afterthoughts: as you are back from vacation, i guess you brought a basket full of proverbs?}

wayo wayo ka ha ji'arasha ofe di oku
A hot soup is consumed gently

Atura o mara,omara mana a tura ofeke,o fenye isi n'ohia
E zuko ka a ha eri udele,a totue ngiga.
Anu gbala taa,echi bu nta.
agbusi gba otule,o muru ako.
nwata buru uzo puo eze elu,nne ya aju ya ara.
o chupuru onwe ya n'ugbo,siri n'ugbo e rughi ya!

tifiny:

wayo wayo ka ha ji'arasha ofe di oku
A hot soup is consumed gently

biko ada tifiny i bu onye onitsha"arasha" nke gi a di egwu!.a ma m na o bu otu ndi onitsha si asu igbo nke ya.biko i detaghi "arasha" ahu nke oma i nula.a mara m n'iwe gi a gahi a di oku ugbu a.ndezi ya bu "aracha" i nula ezi nwada di nma.kedu ka i mere??o nwere umu okoro abuo m nuru na ha bu ndi ojoo nke a.biko ezi ada kpachara anya i nula ka ha hapu i nweta gi.ha jikwa ogwu a gahari.aha otu onye bu "toshman".ha nillee nwere ire oma.biko ada,i huta oku ha nara ha oso i nula.ndewo

Echkwara n owbu so m mara na Tosh ji mma, amaghi m na ulo ewuru na-elu ugwu na-anaghi ezo ya ezo. a naghikwa ekpuchi afo ime ekpuchi.

Tosh gbata oso bia nuru anu a na-agba egbe o nacho condom. . . Okenye eme nodu n'ulo ewu amuo n'ogbiri. Umunwanyi macha kidi Obuladi ndi amu siri ike.

ndi iro ndi iro agbaala plural na nairaland chei, ha jizi blackmail bia ugbua
onweghikwa ihe m mere o

Ihe nke a adi egwu! Bia tosh, chekwalu ka m juo,  Nke a onye o bula na-atu gi aka, lee kwa mara na i bu nsi n'ike. Nakwa echeki.

maka na ndi be anyi si na

Ebe nwata na-ebe akwa na-aru aka, nne ya anoghi ya, nna ya anoru ya
Where a child is pointing at while crying, either the mum or the dad is there

Ife adi eme na nkiti
Things do not happen without a cause _{english equiv: there is no smoke without fire}

Mu aga ahucha ebe a na-echi ozo gaba ebe a na-aru agwu?
Shall I leave where a title taking ceremony is going on and go where a mad man is being cured?

A na-asikwa na

Oriri abughi onu nkafi
Wining and dining is not stupidity <sub>for there is time for everything

Barka da Sallah to my muslim friends. Hope you are enjoying yourselves and the ram meat?</sub>

ole kwanu ihe toshman mere unu,ndi iro?o bu ha kere onwe ya?unu hapuga ha ka o mere uwa ha biko.tosh nwoke oma,lekwa egwu i ga na aguru ha:
onye ihe m na ewe iwe,ha biko wegbuo ha selense.
unu hapu ga tosh kaaaaaa o mere uwa ya.ekele diri olisa ebe o mere o na echeta okpu nnabuenyi(condom) mana tosk chetakwa na:
nwata n'ata akara na ata ego nne ya
beta anu,beta anu hu na ahu nama.
eziokwu bu ndu :

ify baby, hapu ndi iro gbaram roundabout . o bu otu ha si gbaa king david round about, but ima ihe mere? chineke ji set-iara david table in the presence of his enemies

otu a ka chi m ga esi set-iara m tabulu n'iru ndiro m nile onweghi ihe mega nu

Tosh! Tosh!! Tosh!!!

Hiekwa asaa n'anya

ebe obula tosh tosh tosh, threadi nile tosh tosh tosh, gini ka tosh mere unu nile sef? ndi iro agbaala plural. haba. kedu ihe aga akpo ihe nke a sef. A-A
and o faketan na ebu this campaign of calumny megide m. abukwa m ezigbo mmadu o, ndi iro m nile ga agba afo n'ala very soon.

ihukwa

tosh biko wetuo obi

O onye kpatara nku ahuhu si ngwere biara oriri

kedu ka m ga esi ewetu obi ebe onye obula na ata m aru n'isi? faketan anarala m asampete anya m di na ya,faketan chuchaa nwanyi, toshmann azaa ochuu. nkita rasia nsi eze eree ewu

Otela aka i bidoro i ga ije agwo

Tosh ma oburu na ighotaghi ihe ije agwo putara, ihe o putara bu ije na-edoghi anya.

tosh a kwu m gi n'azu i nula !o nweghi ihe mega nu.o di gi ka o nwere ihe oke ga-eme akpa rice??mba nu,o gaghi ataha otu iko o nweghi ihe egbe na mkpa okpuru di iro na -agba gi ga eme gi.i kajara akaja.nwoke ike.buru bia !

Ify, odighi kwam ka imachasi history na record tosh well well

a ga m agbafuru unu na threadia onye obula buzi onye iro. alaa la nu m

Tosh mbanunu. I ga-ahapuru onye ebe a.

Mbakwa I ga-aghi ala I ga-adi ndu were chota condom i na-acho. . . iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hi toshmann,i just wanted to let you know i am in university of glamorgan now.I hope we can hook up someday.Please where exactly is Christ Embassy in Cathays Terrace

toshmann:

a ga m agbafuru unu na threadia onye obula buzi onye iro. alaa la nu m

Nna biko biko, agbafuna. Okwanu ndi di ka gi na-eme thredi anyi bu ndi Igbo ka o na-ekpo oku.

Toshmann nwa mama, kee kwanu? kedu maka jo-z?

BTW Tosh, I'm not your enemy. I'm just an observer 

@topic

Iwe nwanne anaghi ewe n'okpukpu

The anger you feel for your sibling does not get to the bones

udezij:

Hi toshmann,i just wanted to let you know i am in university of glamorgan now.I hope we can hook up someday.Please where exactly is Christ Embassy in Cathays Terrace

there's a cafe in cathays terrace called the embassy, follow the small gate by the side of it and enter inside, at the back of it in a hall the christ embassy worships on sundays

faketan:

Tosh mbanunu. I ga-ahapuru onye ebe a.
Mbakwa I ga-aghi ala I ga-adi ndu were chota condom i na-acho. . . iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

fake i ga adi mana ina anochiri m uzo too much but i ga adi all the same. i bu onye nke m

echelon:

Nna biko biko, agbafuna. Okwanu ndi di ka gi na-eme thredi anyi bu ndi Igbo ka o na-ekpo oku.

Toshmann nwa mama, kee kwanu? kedu maka jo-z?

BTW Tosh, I'm not your enemy. I'm just an observer

@topic

Iwe nwanne anaghi ewe n'okpukpu

The anger you feel for your sibling does not get to the bones

eeeh? okay kwa. amaghim na abara m uru like this. afuro zi m jo-z again. amaghi m ihe unu gwara ya. anyway, ka m ga jikere maka uka

youngies i na akowa na tosh a bughi ezigbo nmadu?,o bu ihe i choro i gwa m ugbu a?mana cherekwa gi na onwe gi onye ezi omume,a juru m gi?i gara e chere ruo mgbe m juru gi,i nula.tosh bu ezigbo mmadu mana faketan bu ebe ano !
gi na owne gi o bu onye ga agbara gi aka ebe na i bu ezigbo mmadu eh??i ga anwu iyi?i ga asi na i mebehi b4?wepu ati no gi na anyi tutu i chowa nke onye i ga e wepu?o no na ndo fu onwa

Ify tell us ur age now!!!!

sweetmarin:

Ify tell us your age now!!!!

nna lekwa nu nsogbu !ole ihe gbasara afom na ihe ekwuga ngai si n'ura ebili  lahachikwa n'ura maka na a huru m na ara ahu apubeghi gi n'anya.

kedu ihe gbasar udele ya na baba. Ify m gbachi ya nkiti inu.
Ochoo imata o je be emma.

sweetmarin:

Ify tell us your age now!!!!

asiri guwa nwata,o tewe uri onu !
nna m Faketan,a hotara m na onwere ndi ziri ha ozi ahu  mana ma ya na ndi ziri ya ozi ahu bu ndi emeriri emeri.
    DIKA ZION SIRI GBA NDI JAH GBURUGBURU,ETU A KA FAKETAN SIRI GBA IFY GBURUGBURU.
.EZE GBURUGBURU,YA GAZIE 

Odi eshi chahaa. kedu ka eke si anya anwu onye nke m?

Amara na o na-adaba nke oma. Aka ibituru nabali toro m uto nke ukwu.

Ya gaziere gi oooooooooo tomato Jos, egovin nwa.

Ogbu opi na-eficha imi
The flute blower has to clean his nose

ifyalways:

DIKA ZION SIRI GBA NDI JAH GBURUGBURU,ETU A KA FAKETAN SIRI GBA IFY GBURUGBURU.
.EZE GBURUGBURU,YA GAZIE

haba gini n'ese? heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee, okporikpo-mimo-kwenge. igbogirigbogiri o o o o o :Dhahahaaaaaaaaaa unu anu be kwa nu oooooo

umunne m ndewo nu.
o mu nwa bu baby London n'ekene.
nwanyi mara nma
onye chukwu goziri a gozi

Onye nwe the forum e me si go m ike.
Yes Tosh o babyo na agaghari zi nicodemously.
Imagine!!

@Youngies

thanks for the compliments , i appreciate arts and culture a lot

greater thanks to you for starting the thread

A si na

Ekechaa n'obu, ekee na mkpuke
After sharing in the general house, we still share in the inner house

therefore,

thanks also to the numerous others that make the thread an on-going success like

faketan

cute-ass

toshmann

+osisi

presido1

etc etc

afterthoughts: as you are back from vacation, i guess you brought a basket full of proverbs?

echelon,ekene kwa m.
a no m na kirikiri.