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What If by Nobody: 10:56am On Jul 16, 2010
As usual during lunch yesterday I had another thought.

WHAT IF:

1. I get a new job tomorrow and the top boss, the big madam of all madams logs on to nairaland and you peep to see that she is the one you've been insulting and doing dirty talk with. if na efemena_xy i go just faint

2. The guy who cleans the toilet and mops the company floor, the really awful smelling guy logs on to nairaland using the public PC, you take a peep and woooozaaaa it's the person who claims to have a dope car and lives very large. omo if na studio, I go laugh crase comot my body
Re: What If by romsky: 11:28am On Jul 16, 2010
u no sabi keep secret or blackmail?
Re: What If by Ben13: 11:43am On Jul 16, 2010
what's the thread all about, Sting?
Re: What If by Nobody: 3:53pm On Jul 16, 2010
do you know everyday i have this feeling that BEN-10 is one of my colleague at work. His name is Ben and they sound alike.
Re: What If by Ben13: 4:28pm On Jul 16, 2010
It's not true! I don't work in a factory.
Re: What If by Spyker: 4:33pm On Jul 16, 2010
Nothing spoil. Don't you know the man 2face. One na womaniser, the other na Musician.
Same goes to all Nairalanders. That's the uniqueness of Nairaland.
Re: What If by EfemenaXY: 5:18pm On Jul 16, 2010
sting_224:

As usual during lunch yesterday I had another thought.

WHAT IF:

1. I get a new job tomorrow and the top boss, the big madam of all madams logs on to nairaland and you peep to see that she is the one you've been insulting and doing dirty talk with. if na efemena_xy i go just faint


Sting  angry  angry

You're sooooooooooooooooooooo dead man. . .

<don't bother coming in to work next week - you're fired!>
Re: What If by jokingmary(m): 8:32pm On Jul 16, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Sting  angry  angry

You're sooooooooooooooooooooo dead man. . .

<don't bother coming in to work next week - you're fired!>

shocked
Re: What If by Nobody: 8:41pm On Jul 16, 2010
Ben-10:

It's not true! I don't work in a factory.

smiley

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