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Re: Which Way Nlng? by Nobody: 2:46pm On Dec 05, 2007
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Re: Which Way Nlng? by pgm(m): 2:52pm On Dec 05, 2007
opokonwa:

still @pgm

I couldn't help grinning from ear to ear when I encountered your penultimate post.

That was a stroke of genius nay a stroke of craze grin

I wonder why I would have to miss all these crazy people still smiling grin grin

Brother, I do not know how to re-enact that your stuff; I mean the bold characters but;
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@Opoks!

thanks. i will tell u how to "re-enact" the stuff on one condition which is that u help me design my name-pgm- like u did urs. u know that style Opoks! instead of plain Opoks trips me. cheesy cheesy grin

Do we have a deal?
Re: Which Way Nlng? by opokonwa(m): 2:58pm On Dec 05, 2007
IN FACT, I FIT VEX angry DRAG THIS PAG TO PAGE 76 grin

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No be small thing o! cheesy


I don tire like pgm; make I see where I dey
Re: Which Way Nlng? by opokonwa(m): 3:05pm On Dec 05, 2007
Ah! e never reach?

Na me go owe the person wey go drag am reach page 76 a drink! grin


Yeah pgm, which unit you dey?

Since e no be Bonny again, that means you no dey the same production unit like Kenosky

make you yarn me.

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Re: Which Way Nlng? by pgm(m): 3:08pm On Dec 05, 2007
opokonwa:

@pgm

NOW YOU OWE ME A DRINK! grin

Bros i sure owe u a drink! No doubt!
Drag page to 76? Na beans? Man no be small thing o
As per the unit i am, i don't know for now. i haven't even seen the letter and i don't think the unit is there.

@fynewaka,
thanks!
Re: Which Way Nlng? by opokonwa(m): 3:11pm On Dec 05, 2007
pgm:

@Opoks!

thanks. i will tell u how to "re-enact" the stuff on one condition which is that u help me design my name-pgm- like u did urs. u know that style Opoks! instead of plain Opoks trips me. cheesy cheesy grin

Do we have a deal?


Ok. We have a deal:

pgm = Pgm! grin

Yeah! grin
Re: Which Way Nlng? by mrpataki(m): 3:11pm On Dec 05, 2007
Nah Wah Oh shocked shocked
Re: Which Way Nlng? by pgm(m): 3:24pm On Dec 05, 2007
opokonwa:

Ok. We have a deal:

pgm = Pgm! grin

Yeah! grin

i was thinking u will give me another style! e go be like say i dey copy u grin grin Alright, after u av highlighted the text and clicked on the Font Size button, just change the figure 8 in d "8pt" that appears in the code to a higher figure, say, 20. Try it and see
Re: Which Way Nlng? by pak: 3:51pm On Dec 05, 2007
Hey all, been gone for such a long time.
How una dey?
Let me just claim the honor of being the first Lander to wish everyone

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Re: Which Way Nlng? by pgm(m): 3:55pm On Dec 05, 2007
tommyex link=topic=48041.msg1749534#msg1749534 :

Adriano
Bros i still remain my lazy self oo,but Kuwena really got 2 me.and Thought is smart but i don't like his xter.
Enuf of that

Congrats folks,so which engineer will buy d new arsenal jersey 4 me before mine arrives??

i would have volunteered if u were a Barca fan! tongue undecided cheesy grin
Re: Which Way Nlng? by johnsonlaw: 4:04pm On Dec 05, 2007
Hi all,

For the fellow that received his offer letter by courier, can you be kind enough to tell us which part of Lagos the letter was delivered to.

Thank you.
Re: Which Way Nlng? by pak: 4:05pm On Dec 05, 2007
Salute to the great ones on this thread Opoks, Kuwena, thought, Adrian, The kens, Ben Johnson (sorry runsaway), and new born baby(or is it new born leader) Tombri.
As they say, if I forgot your name, Lay it to my head and not my heart.

There is a drop of greatness in every man (and woe-man,  sorry again, I meant woman, what's wrong with me )
but its like you guys have an ocean swirling in you.
keep the flag flying. wink
Re: Which Way Nlng? by pak: 4:07pm On Dec 05, 2007
Spoke with PGM some days back, He was such a great guy.

Sincerely My friend, when I grow up I want to be like you grin grin grin
Re: Which Way Nlng? by pak: 4:22pm On Dec 05, 2007
Re- Sincerely My friend, when I grow up I want to be like you


Men, PGM, when I saw what you did on the last 2 pages,
I felt like taking ma statement back.
well Fela said ,  something about 5 mins of xxxxx,  grin

and to all those who followed him with long lines of empty spaces like sheep
goin down a steep cliff,
stop this dumb rosco act.

Know ye not that pages increase on the thread based on number of post
and not long dumb spaces or KBytes angry ( in the true PHPMyBB buletin board fashion)

[size=14pt]Wow! its like me fingers got a little itchy this afternoon[/size]
Re: Which Way Nlng? by tommyex(m): 4:24pm On Dec 05, 2007
all of una don crase finally


Opoks
I am sorry 4 yesterday,i mean on d phone.

Pgm
Arsenal is d team to beat,i like barca too though
Re: Which Way Nlng? by pak: 4:29pm On Dec 05, 2007
@Tommyex
You couldn't have been [size=14pt]'righter'[/size]
Ass-enal  lipsrsealed(what wrong with me this afternoon) is the team to BEAT.

Step in Newcastle and chelsea,
Enough trashing for the one and only 'goners' this weekend
Re: Which Way Nlng? by pak: 4:52pm On Dec 05, 2007
My fingers just got itchier undecided

For those curious about thought's plan that someone actually turned down NLNG for,
No more worries, I actually hav the full gist about the idea. smiley

infact I have started implementing the biz plan.
Its just that C.C. Nwana and her crew didnt give me the priviledge of getting an
offer and then turning it down.
(or maybe they did angry, Yeah they did. I am actually the friend that @thought was talking bout) grin

So am now doing the said runs and its so cool that am earning what NLNG pays monthly in a day. wink cheesy grin
and whats more, I am my own boss. Its really an unbeatable idea. cool

The only reason why am offering to share my Pot of gold with you is that
I love you guys, I really love you guys on this thread. kiss

If you want to get the load down (especially those that got the NLNG offer) and move to the better life
all you need to do is send me a text and I will call your number and tell you everything
you need to know about this life changing well THOUGHT idea.
Re: Which Way Nlng? by pak: 5:07pm On Dec 05, 2007
Well lest I forget,








Just make sure that text contains the pin numbers of recharge card
worth N6000.00. (quite a moderate cost for something so well THOUGHT)

Am quite open, so it can be either glo, MTN or Celtel Recharge.
(if u send MTEL, you are on your own). Just make sure you specify
the network in the txtmsg.

actually am charging 5K for the idea, the remaining 1K is
for me to call you back, because it might take a while explaining and digesting. wink

In case you didnt get it earlier, the total cost in words is
Six thousand naira only. smiley ( as they say in banks).


And for those that might try to play smart,
I'll test and load the credit to confirm the authenticity before
calling you back. wink


And you gats to act fast, anything from Jan next year.
The cost go double shocked
No talk say I no tell you O.
Re: Which Way Nlng? by pak: 5:18pm On Dec 05, 2007
Gosh!!!





I forgot to drop my number
Well am in a hurry, I'l try dropin it tommorow if I have time.


Or better still, If you are interested,
just drop your num on this thread, I'll text you my number.


@THOUGHT
I initally THOUGHT you knew the plan but on a second THOUGHT, I realised
you might not due to your insistence on not letting in other guys on the plan. angry

Just in cas my second THOUGHT is right and my first THOUGHT wrong, cool
and you are interested,
I'll give you the gist free, for being the first buddy to
openly make the 'which way nlng world' know such a brilliantly THOUGHT out idea exist grin
Re: Which Way Nlng? by pak: 10:40pm On Dec 05, 2007
Congrats to all emirate fans

You escaped with a lucky draw today.

Lets see wether you'll have any tricks left in the bag come weekend
Re: Which Way Nlng? by skeelo: 12:17am On Dec 06, 2007
pak
u really try, no b small, at least u no charge 10k, na gun u 4 carry. i think say na help u wan help people, u try sha
mayb wen u wake u go dream, change ur mind, shocked grin
Re: Which Way Nlng? by opokonwa(m): 8:36am On Dec 06, 2007
Ok pgm, try p
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wait! don't try to turn me into a graphic artist grin
Re: Which Way Nlng? by opokonwa(m): 8:42am On Dec 06, 2007
pak:

Re- Sincerely My friend, when I grow up I want to be like you


Men, PGM, when I saw what you did on the last 2 pages,
I felt like taking ma statement back.
well Fela said , something about 5 mins of xxxxx, grin

and to all those who followed him with long lines of empty spaces like sheep
goin down a steep cliff,
stop this dumb rosco act
.

Know ye not that pages increase on the thread based on number of post
and not long dumb spaces or KBytes angry ( in the true PHPMyBB buletin board fashion)

[size=14pt]Wow! its like me fingers got a little itchy this afternoon[/size]

That was my 5 mins of madness!

You know, you need to be crazy grin to appreciate pgm at times.

Because the guy effortlessly floats between 'normalcy' and the 'edges'.

Although I must confess; it takes one crazy man to appreciate and glorify another wink
Re: Which Way Nlng? by pgm(m): 9:40am On Dec 06, 2007
pak:

Re- Sincerely My friend, when I grow up I want to be like you


Men, PGM, when I saw what you did on the last 2 pages,
I felt like taking ma statement back.[/b]well Fela said ,  something about 5 mins of xxxxx,  grin

and to all those who followed him with long lines of empty spaces like sheep
goin down a steep cliff,
stop this [b]dumb
rosco act.

Know ye not that pages increase on the thread based on number of post
and not long dumb spaces or KBytes angry ( in the true PHPMyBB buletin board fashion)

[size=14pt]Wow! its like me fingers got a little itchy this afternoon[/size]

@pak
Rest assured the feeling is mutual. After i spoke with u on the phone, i also thought u were a great man but . . .       

after reading your post i then felt like taking my thought back  undecided undecided

your overly casual use of the word "dumb" doesn't impress sad  i searched for some intent at humour but i saw something closer to a diatribe than a tease. i guess like u said your fingers just got itchy tongue tongue
Re: Which Way Nlng? by pgm(m): 9:52am On Dec 06, 2007
Good morning all!
Re: Which Way Nlng? by Nobody: 10:50am On Dec 06, 2007
Good Morning All,

Just wonderin if any one has been able to find get more info about the peeps that were at the LNG office on monday

cheers,
Re: Which Way Nlng? by wandel(m): 12:37pm On Dec 06, 2007
@ everyone,

@ pgm and opoks,

You guys ehn, !!!!

Well, terrifically under today.

Great day
Re: Which Way Nlng? by pak: 1:28pm On Dec 06, 2007
@all
Saw what I posted yesterdy and men! felt impersonated. cool

Just one of dem days.

Guess I felt a bit too frisky after a day of tedious work tongue
Re: Which Way Nlng? by pak: 1:35pm On Dec 06, 2007
@PGM
That was never intended to be a diatribe or a fulmination (Yeah, Fulmination - got that from google dikko cool)

or a monotribe( Yikes! dont know where I got that from). It was plain old friendly jibing. wink

but then its OK to be dumb sometimes (You be Einstein?), just like little moments of craze and madnes. grin

Actually enjoyed the 'dumb spaces'. Kinda funny and creative ( but don't try it again!!!). angry
Re: Which Way Nlng? by johnsonlaw: 3:44pm On Dec 06, 2007
ahonohai:

Good Morning All,

Just wonderin if any one has been able to find get more info about the peeps that were at the LNG office on monday

cheers,


The 'peeps' that were at NLNG office on Monday are all Engineers/Technicians. They will be resuming slightly earlier than the rest of us folks. They were given their offer letter that same day. They also might likely travel out of the country for their training, hence the need 2 submit their International Passport, if available.

I will appreciate it if members of this great thread can focus more on disemminating information that are relevant to the cause of this thread than throwing jibes at each other. Though these jibes are welcome distraction that can spice up this thread, we will be 'oversalting the soup' if they are not minimized.

Let's hope I won't get angry responses to this my inoccuous view.

Thank you all.
Re: Which Way Nlng? by Nobody: 5:11pm On Dec 06, 2007
Thanks for the info dude.
Re: Which Way Nlng? by laji(m): 5:36pm On Dec 06, 2007
Hi fellow faithfuls, when next is the fresh test coming up 4 nlng.pls notify,

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