dayokanu:

Which kind of goal were you scoring on all those manchester Single mothers?

StarBoard:

Even this brainless baboon decides to use Biblical references for humor.
Apparently he wants to prophesy again,but is afraid he'll goof like the last time.

Confirmed Team
Amos; Fabio, Jones, Vidic, Fryers; Valencia, Cleverley, Park, Diouf; Owen, Berbatov

Subs: De Gea, Vermijl, M. Keane, Pogba, W. Keane, Morrison, Cole

Emperoh:

therefore,

                                            Montelik GK
   
   Emperoh            Effiko         Starboard               Cristalz
       

                                       
                                        Chamotex          
                                                                TKB
      Mr TA                                                                      Mbulela


                                        Ruudie
                                                          Coogar


Bench
Coded Guy
Darefestus
Tubabie
Segad
? ? ?

Mancs this is the team playing Aldeshot tonight.
All pot bellies will fall tonite. . . . no energy drink, no fainting, full 90 = 5 mins!!

coogar:

i am yet to see a more relaxed assistant manager - pat rice with his glasses still runs to the technical area to tell gervinho he's shyte.

coogar:

he's a better assistant than mike phelan who is yet to make a single decisive decision since he got promoted. all he knows is wearing different  colours of shorts like debosky did when he was in alagbon prison.

chamotex:

498 games? Coogar, how many years did you spend in uni?

debosky:

Why must you mention King Gervais in your asinine rants about phat phool phelan? Get a life Sharon.  

Those shorts are going to be auctioned at Sothebys next week. . . .you better go get your piece of history.

He couldn't pay his school fees till Ando joined United so he was taking one course per year. Now Ando is playing again he can even afford liposuction to stop people calling him a phat phool.

coogar:

cleverley, the master of one touch passing.

within 15 mins, he's created the first goal for dimitar berbatov!

r231:

the guy is good

chamotex:

He should be in the best position to motivate the players.
Afterall, the role of the assistant is to ASSIST right? Fergie was down and out, it was obvious from his looks . . . I expected Phelan to man up, take the bull by the horns and control/motivate that team. It was like he gave up himself. I'm yet to see any iota of passion in him so far.

I agree that McLaren was very active too but Queiroz was usually at the touchline barking out instructions to the players on a regular basis.

Rene is worldclass . . . a Dutch masterclass . . . it's a shame his main roles are behind closed doors  - training methods and the other technical side of things.

Abeg o. I'm a midfield maestro . . . 'Sneijder-like'.
Exactly what United's been missing.


498 games? Coogar, how many years did you spend in uni?

Emperoh:

therefore,

                                            Montelik GK
   
   Emperoh            Effiko         Starboard               Cristalz
       

                                       
                                        Chamotex          
                                                                TKB
      Mr TA                                                                      Mbulela


                                        Ruudie
                                                          Coogar


Bench
Coded Guy
Darefestus
Tubabie
Segad
? ? ?

Mancs this is the team playing Aldeshot tonight.
All pot bellies will fall tonite. . . . no energy drink, no fainting, full 90 = 5 mins!!

StarBoard:

Even this brainless baboon decides to use Biblical references for humor.
Apparently he wants to prophesy again,but is afraid he'll goof like the last time.

except that a cursory glance at the chalk boards says you are a pathological liar.
cleverley and anderson murdered west brom. that west brom scored at all was because of de gea's error.


cleverley(58/64)
anderson(55/59) - the same player you claim cannot pass the ball.

scharner(22/24)
mulumbu(40/44)

the total number of passes played by the united's midfield duo says they dominated the midfield convincingly.
cleverley won all the tackles he made, anderson won 5 of the 7 tackles he made.

doyin13:


If number of passes made has become the defining quality of the better player, then Mikel is one of the greatest footballers that ever lived.

doyin13:

Goodness me. . .Are we talking football here or Baseball.

When did Stat-Nerds start watching football.

If number of passes made has become the defining quality of the better player, then Mikel is one of the greatest footballers that ever lived.

doyin13:

Na wa. . .
So we have stats for sideways and backward passes too.

Mulumbu and Scharner played better than Anderson and Cleverley. Many agree Albion shoulda got a point from that game and that was in no small part to the way these two played.

But seriously, its a shame Cleverley got injured so soon. I am of the opinion United's start was by and large the fruits of a far rigorous pre-season. They looked fitter and were mentally up for the season than everyone else. Chelsea and City have better teams and this will become evident as the season proceeds.

coogar:

it's always like that every season. united have always had an inferior team to city, chelsea and arsenal and sometimes liverpool
but come what may when the prizes are shared, it's fergie and his players laughing while the others gnash their teeth.
we shall revisit this topic in may. i hope you will have the ballz to raise your hands up you are wrong.

dayokanu:

Since when? @ the bolded?

Effiko:


                                             Montelik GK
   
    Emperoh            Effiko         Starboard              Cristalz
       

                                         
                                         Chamotex           
                                                                 TKB
      Mr TA                                                                      Mbulela


                                         Ruudie
                                                          Coogar

three goalscorers in bold . . .lol . . quarterfinals next . . . . . . . . . .

duduspace:

And this sour puss is still smarting from a football lesson and unable to say anything remotely close to coherent.

StarBoard:

Lol.
I dey bench ooo!
Nice squad. . .
But wait,na cebtral defence you put me?
Time to do a TEvez. . . I no gree play!

By the way,I think I feel better seeing Cleverley doing fine yesterday,but I'm starting to think he may need some backup.
He is good no doubt.

Emperoh:

Then, the FIFA of Nairaland will convene!!!
lol. . . . . you must play ooh. Time to 'descend' on you like u did Rio!!

StarBoard:

But wait o.
How did coogar become top nine?
Even you with your Gulder belly,na right back dem put you
This sounds like FErgie's line-up on Sunday.
Who is even the coach sef?

coogar:

you don't score 400 odd goals by coincidence -
ruud van nistelrooy has nothing on me in my pomp.

i score goals for fun.

StarBoard:

Oga,
Scoring 400 goals on your FIFA 2012 doesn't count.

coogar:

i scored those goals on astroturf pitches in and around north west of england.

StarBoard:

Proof.
I need proof,not just word of mouth.
Publications,DVDs,You-tube clips. . .the works. . .
You have to justify being played as top-9. . .