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Why I Fired My Secretary by igwe4life(m): 4:02pm On Aug 16, 2007 |
Why I Fired My Secretary Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought, Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids, They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day, We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, " Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok," I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake . Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday. And I just sat there, On the couch, Naked. |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by nutyhunk: 4:06pm On Aug 16, 2007 |
Nice one |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by oge4real(f): 4:58pm On Aug 16, 2007 |
Good for you. |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by Yomo: 10:24am On Aug 17, 2007 |
suprise! surprise! I like surprises, good one cheers. |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by florababy2(f): 11:04am On Aug 17, 2007 |
U self dey find something before! |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by Aiphie(f): 11:28am On Aug 17, 2007 |
Your sec's actions were quite suggestive but Good for you. Wetin u bin dey xpect. |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by clemcykul(f): 11:31am On Aug 17, 2007 |
nmeeeh u wanted to get banged ehh. i guess da wife wanted to enter the ground i enjoyed dis joke ;Dlol cachtcia |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by rasulua(m): 2:30pm On Aug 17, 2007 |
Wow lol |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by replenish(f): 2:38pm On Aug 17, 2007 |
just imagine the shock, and then the disappointment that will b on the wife's face. so so for a suprise birthday. pity the guy |
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