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Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by Onyeasi(m): 7:07am On Oct 14, 2011 |
FLESHO is a sugaboi who always drinks his SugaboiZ's wine and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. @SLim was suspicious and decided to buy pastis ( a french wine that changes colour if you add water) FLESHO as usual, drank from the wine and topped it up with water. The pastis became milky immediately. He decided 2 hide in d kitchen. When SLIM came back and noticed d milky wine, he called his GF to cum & witness as he makes FLESHO confess to his 'evil' ways. "FLESHO", he called from the sitting room of sugaBoiz PLaza "Yes Oga". "Who drank my pastis?" No answer! SLIM asked again, still no answer; then he went to the kitchen to meet FLESHO: "Are you insane or what? I call you, you say yes oga, but when I ask you a question, you don't answer me. FLESHO now spoke; "When u're in the kitchen u don't understand anything at all, except ur name." SLIM looked at him angrily and shouted, "what kind of rubbish is dat, ?" FLESHO cut him short, "SLIM if u tink I'm lyin, go to d kitchen while I stand here wit ur GF & ask u a question and see" SLIM accepted and went into the kitchen. FLESHO shouted: "SLIM"! He answered "yes ehe FLESHO" "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when ur GF is not there?" *No answer. FLESHO shouted again: "SLIM, I said who made the maid pregnant?" *No answer. Third time: "Boss, I said who gave Paulina belle?" SLIM,The boss runs back from the kitchen shouting: "Wonders shall never cease! , FLESHO it's true ooo, when one is in d kitchen, one does not hear anythin except his name ooo!" |
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by StudioCFR(m): 9:38am On Oct 14, 2011 |
xynerise: Hey bro, what does it feels like being the only Gayy Albino from Enugu State? I mean dis in a good way! |
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by kodylicky(f): 11:32am On Oct 14, 2011 |
@ Stud hating on Igbos has become ur latest hobby |
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by StudioCFR(m): 1:18pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
my girl friend is from enugu and my bf from anambra so u see, i dont hate them |
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by Onyeasi(m): 2:38pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
Why is nobody commenting on my joke? Abi una blind?. I don dey vex |
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by StudioCFR(m): 3:18pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
Go bury yo agama head in shame cuz it shows u not relevant at alllll and yo true life story joke aint funny at all |
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by Onyeasi(m): 4:58pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
Studio CFR: |
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by StudioCFR(m): 8:13pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
My swagger bites get used to it |
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by bright007(f): 10:55pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
Studio CFR:village swagger |
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by Ajibel(m): 2:41am On Oct 15, 2011 |
Stud is a beans! |
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by StudioCFR(m): 6:42am On Oct 15, 2011 |
I have nothing to say to u guys |
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