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Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by loneytunes(m): 11:47am On Nov 10, 2011 |
kingron: Bros pls no kill me with laughter. |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 6:11pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
loneytunes:hmm,, thts d aim laaf it out!! A pastor wanted his congregation to be in high spirit. He said, do something crazy for God. Everybody jumped and scream He said, u don't understand I mean crazy things, people rolled on d floor wit excitement, d pastor said yet u aint dere do something crazy. Warri boy ask his friend, make we crase His friend replied yes, he ran to d alter grabed d offering bowl n ran away. pastor realising wat happen dropd mic ran 1 Like |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 6:18pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
A nigerian man trying to avoid pay of doctor's fee after eye operation by saying, "I still can't see"Dr. asks a sexy nurse to UnCloth in front of him.He again says "I cant see"Dr. tells nurse to open her legs. Again he says "I can't see"Dr. says : "{mother fucker}!! if you can't see, how come your DIç.K is standing, LAAAF IT OUT!!!! 2 Likes |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by BoOOosHBoy: 8:54pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Reflex action 2 Likes |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 7:03pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
AKPAN : I am proud because my son is in Medical College Friend: Really? What is he studying?AKPAN: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.=)) 1 Like |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 12:01am On Nov 12, 2011 |
teacher asks timmy''what is youre cat doing in school''? timmy: i heard daddy say to mommy''im going to eat that pussy when the kid leaves''!, so im saving him! |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 12:08am On Nov 12, 2011 |
boy: Sweetheart I have two tickets of inglis movie wanna come? Girl: which movie? Boy: "Condom of Shailesh" Girl : You idiot it's "QUANTUM OF SOLACE", |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 2:37pm On Nov 14, 2011 |
Wife: Can you help me in garden?? Husband: What do you think, I'm Gardener, ?? Wife: Can you fix door handle?? Husband: What do you think, I'm a Carpenter, ?? In the Evening when husband came from the work, He saw everything has been fixed, !! He asked: Who fixed this, ?? Wife: "our Neighbour but he gave me 2 options, !! Either I should give him burger or a kiss, !! Husband: I'm sure you must have given a burger, !! Wife: What do You think, I'm Mc'Donald's, laaaf it out peepz |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 10:11pm On Nov 15, 2011 |
this wud make u laff like craze, loading, |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 10:23pm On Nov 15, 2011 |
G.E. Jonathan met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there, any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria" "well, said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Jonathan frowned, and then asked, "But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen took a sip of her tea. Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please, send David Cameron in here, would you?" David Cameron walked into the room and said, "Yes , your majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered, "that would be me." Yes, very good, " said the Queen. Jonathan went back home to ask N. Sambo, answer this for me, your mother and your father have a child, its not your brother and its not your sister, who is it?" "I'm not sure" said Sambo. "Let me get back to you on that one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, he ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked, "Dora, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and its not your brother or sister, who is it?" Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me! Sambo smiled, and said "thanks!" Then he went back to speak with Jonathan. Sir, "I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle", It's Dora Akunyili! Jonathan got up angrily, frowning he said to Sambo. No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I don't have intelligent people around me. "You Dummy!" The answer is David Cameron!!!!, l who laffed it out, ? 1 Like |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 11:42am On Nov 16, 2011 |
A warri boy abroad called his mum 2 say he's got HIV. His mum begged him nt 2 ever com back, he was suprised n asked y? And she replied, if u com, ur wife go get am n giv u younger broda, who go giv ur house gurl n she self go giv ur papa n ur papa go giv me n me go giv our drive who go giv ur sister. And if ur sister get am, d whole village don get am b dat. |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 12:21pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
Ghadafi, Oboy, I dey ooo. Abacha, U come late ooo. Ghadafi, Aboki, I tried to gather more cash. Abacha, U Bleep up. Ghadafi, Hw? Abacha, U don collect so much, even pass my own, u for take off when the heat started. Ghadafi, laaaf it out |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by SIlknSteel(f): 5:01pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
I love the Dora Akunyili joke, we are indeed surrounded by dummies in the govt house lolz!!! |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 6:14pm On Nov 18, 2011 |
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Teacher fainted. 1 Like |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 7:56pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
patience dame #gbagaun# jonathan: On behalf of this 20million naira i donate my family, |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by ARareGem(f): 8:57pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
^^ She did not say that?! |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 9:56pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
oy caught his dad red handed with their maid, the dad told his son "take this 500naira and dont tell your mum pls", The son answered," but dad dis is unfair ooo, "mum gave me 1000naira when I caught her with d gateman, lollll |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 10:03pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
ARareGem:now i aint sure if she said that or not, waz doubting it too wen i first saw it on a pressboard, saw it in 2 oda boards larra on, probably it is a formd 1 or she said something close to that. |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 2:56am On Nov 28, 2011 |
its been a while, quite busy wit wrk, but here is cool one for ya monday mrning. Julius Malema recently bought a new automatic car. He drives the car perfectly well during the day but at night the car just won't move. He had tried everything for a week and still no luck he then furiously calls the dealership and they send out a tech. The tech asks are you sure you using the right gears? He says of course I am, im not stupit I use D for “day” and N for ‘night', ! 1 Like |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 12:41pm On Nov 28, 2011 |
Husband: whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset, how do you manage to control your temper, Wife: I just go and clean the toilet. Husband: How does that help?? Wife: I use your toothbrush! 1 Like |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 1:21pm On Nov 28, 2011 |
A man and his ever nagging & troublesome wife were on holiday in Jerusalem when d wife died suddenly. The undertaker said it will cost £5000 to ship her home or £50 to bury her here. The man said ship her home. They said but Sir why don't you bury her in the Holy Land & save d money. The man said "a long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here & 3 days later he rose from the dead, I cant take d risk. Lolz. 1 Like |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 1:50pm On Nov 28, 2011 |
I like your jokes kingron |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 1:13am On Nov 29, 2011 |
We were writing our love story. Then one day you took the pencil and erased it. ♥ |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 1:25am On Nov 29, 2011 |
sorry no jokes 2day_____just quotes make una no vex, Just because a man acts jealous, it doesn't mean he loves you or wants to commit to you. Most men just don't like to share pusæsy. |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 1:33am On Nov 29, 2011 |
Find someone who is already what you want. Instead of someone that you THINK you can CHANGE into what you want. ♥ |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 2:02am On Nov 29, 2011 |
Don't focus on your haters. Focus on your dreams and your supporters. |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 9:50pm On Nov 29, 2011 |
Crack ur Ribs!!! The youngest son in a family asked his father, " daddy, what is d difference btw potentiality & reality? Dad: I'll show yo u. He turned to his wife & asked: would u sleep with Dangote for N20m? Wife: yes I would never waste such an opportunity. Then dad turned to his daughter: would u sleep wth Femi Otedola for N20m? Daughter: yes dat is my fantasy. Dad turned to his older son: would u sleep wth Tom Cruise for N10million SON: yes, imagine wat I'll do with dat money. Finally, dad turned to his youngest son and said. YOU SEE, "Potentially" we're sitting on N50m but in "reality" we re living wth two prostitutes and one Homosexual 3 Likes |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by ndukwejoe(m): 10:24pm On Nov 29, 2011 |
King U tooooo Muchchchchcchhhchh. U over over killed it. Bravo |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 4:44pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
A group of students went on excursion to Ikogosi waterfalls. They so had a wonderful time they did not realize when night came so they had to stay overnight to travel the next day. Unfortunately for them there were no enough rooms to accommodate them so they had to be paired. Emekus was unfortunately paired with Sister Bola a Deeper life christian. At bed time Sister Bola was fully clothed, tied her scarf and used the pillows to divide the bed into two and slept on one side facing the wall. On seeing this Emekus knew their was nothing for him and resigned himself to his fate. On the journey back to school following morning, rain was threatening and a windstorm was blowing. Sister Bola's scarf was blown away to rest on a tree top. The team leader ordered the driver to stop so Sister Bola's scarf can be rescued. He nominated Emekus to go climb the tree and fetch the scarf being her roommate. Sister Bola seriously objected to this saying how can someone that couldn't climb ordinary pillow, climb a tree, laaaf it out jooor 1 Like |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 5:53pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
ndukwejoe:i see u bro |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 5:55pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
DIFFERENT CONVERSATIONS: 1. From a Ebinpejo High School, grammar teacher: "The girl goes to school, goesn't she?(Hmmm!) 2. From Ajegunle, somewhere in AJAY High School teacher:"Both of you three come here!.(Na waooo!) 3. An irritated Safunejo primary School teacher to a student: "Tomorrow I want you to come with your father, your mother and both your parents!" X_X . On seeing twins enter his office, the Deputy Principal of Akara high School at Mushin said:" You look together; are you twice, who is copying who?(Wahala dey oo) 4. Notice at a store in Eko Idumota: "Open seven days a week and weekends" (shoo!) 5. Sule admonished two boys who were arguing:"Don't speak so twice together, man,Speak once upon a time!" (Shege!) 6. My favourite remains what Julius Sofo said: "I would rather kill myself than commit suicide ( una dey see am 1 Like |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 6:24pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
Ada, a house help in VGC, Lagos asked for a pay increase. The madam was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise of pay that was requested. She asked: 'Now Ada, why do you feel you deserve an increase?' Ada: 'Well, ma'am, 3 reasons why I want the increase.' The 1st one, I dey iron beta dan U'! Madam : Who said u iron beta dan me??' Ada:Your husband say so! Madam: 'oh! Ada: The 2nd reason:, I can cook better than you.' Madam: 'Nonsense, who said u were a better cook than me??' Ada: Ur husband again'. Madam: 'oh! Ada: The 3rd reasn is that I am beta in bed than u, , Madam: 'Really, (now furious & agitated): ' my husband said dat as well??! Ada: 'No Madam , your husband best friend, Senator Andrew, , told me that I was better in bed than you . Madam: Ada baby!! How much did you say you wanted again! laaaaaaaaaf it out |
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