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Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 1:16am On Mar 09, 2012 |
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, , Because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by drnairalov: 9:50am On May 03, 2012 |
"Husband was throwing darts at his wife's photo bt none hit d target. From another room wife called d husband-"honey what r u doin?" . . . . . Husband-'MISSING U..!' ron where u@ |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 12:54am On Jun 08, 2012 |
baaack!!! A NIGERIAN student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying: Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. Your son, PAUL The next day, PAUL gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad: My dear loving soN Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too. Love, your Dad 1 Like |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 8:11pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
Boy: Where re Ugoing? Girl: 2commit Suicide. Boy: Then y so much of make-up? Girl: U Idiot! Tomorrow, my photo will come in Dnewspaper |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by supernet4(f): 11:03pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
A bus loaded with passengers was travelling from ph to lagos through benin. Before d journey of 30 miles began, an old woman in d bus told d conductor nd driver to alert her once they got to benin. They agreed nd the journey began. Soon, d old woman fell asleep and since nobody else was dropping at benin, the conductor nd driver forgot abt d old woman. 5 miles into lagos nd 15 away from benin, d old woman woke up nd asked if they had reached benin. The driver nd conductor realized their mistakes nd apologized but d old woman would not take it. She complained hard nd so, d driver on the consent of d other passengers who had pity on her, reversed nd went back to benin. Afta a long nd tireless journey, they arrived. D conductor in a haste to make up for lost time told her that they had reached benin so she could drop. He started offloading her bags. But the old woman shouted 'noooo, ayam dropping at lagos but my pickin say i should take my drugs when i reach benin' D passengers fainted. |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 9:05am On Sep 05, 2012 |
wel m back ooo...who's happy to see me |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by Babamide(m): 1:39pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
kingron: Bokoharamist & Obama were having a discusion in a bar.just can across this thread and I can't stop spreading this joke. Nice one 1 Like |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 2:03pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
^^ laffn to it again |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 3:38pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
Doctor: Here is the medicine. Take four spoons daily. Patient: But I don’t have four spoons in house. Do I have to buy one? |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 7:56pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
Wife : I hate that beggar. Husband : Why? Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book "How to Cook" !! Teacher : Class if you to choose between money and brain what would you go for ?? Johnny : I'd go for the money!!!! Teacher : As for me I'd go for brain! Johnny : Well everybody goes for what he doesn't have!!!!! |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 8:50pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
[b]A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?” He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on and checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more countries... He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell... Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, What do they do here?" He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour..Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Nigerian devil comes and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells---so why are so many people waiting to get in here?" asked the man. Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the Indian devil is a former Govt. servant, so he comes in and signs the register and then goes to the canteen![/b][color=#990000][/color] |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 7:38pm On Oct 28, 2012 |
Once my lover invited me to her home. Whe I went there she wasn't there.Her sister was alone home. She was looking sexy. She askedme why don't we've sex now ? Suddenly I got up and walked towards my bike. That time my lover was standing at the door. She hugged me andsaid you won my test, I will marry you. MORALE OF THE STORY: Always keep condoms in bike. |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 8:51pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
A pastor was praying for a man possessed with demon[/color]. He said in the name of Jesus,what do you want from this man,speak up before i cast you out this moment!."The demon answered; I want him to win the [color=#000099]America lotto draw worth $200billion[color=#006600][/color] tonight. The pastor lowers the microphone and whispered; get out of him and enter into me! |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 10:55pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
AIIT EVERYTIME IS NOT JOKE..THIS IS SERIOUS MATTER i'm a boy of 17yrs and in high school. The only problem is that about four years ago, i went to a youth christian church retreat and as the pastor was preaching, he talked about[b] masturbation[/b].Thats the first time ever i've heard of it. He explained how its been done and urged the youth never to do such thing. I came home after that three days retreat and i learnt many things bout God. Oneday, my eldest brother, brought a po,rn dvd disc to the house and hid it under his matress. I saw it and when nobody was in the house, i started to watch it. I sat near the window with the remote in my hand. I erected very hard that since the day i was born, i did not experience before. I enjoy the porn anytime no one is at home. My brother thought he is the only one who watches the porn but he was wrong. This went on for about two weeks. Iwas watching the po,rn and i brought out my hardthick pen.is to see it and i remembered what the pastor said at the retreat. I followed the same procedure and i enjoyed it equally as those acting it. I realise its very fantastic and awesome. Because my parents go to work and nobody stays at home on week days, i decided to pause school and be doing my sweet masturbation. I like it very much. When i came to high school, i refused to attend boarding.because i wont get my privacy to masturbate. My parents refused. But i said If they wont allow me to go 2 day school, i wont go to school at all. they agrd n let me be a day student. . Evn whn am sad or angry, imediatly i masturbate, i'll fil gud again. Am a very handsme boy, and many people tells me. But i dont care.I dnt follow girls too. In general, since d day i startd to masturbate,the issue of girls deflated from my mind. Now its been a lng time since i started and i planned to quit bout a yr ago. I fasted and prayed. Fine i was able to stop for a month. Then i feel much urge like doing it. I started again. a few period, i prayed earnestly to God to take my life and let it be. He should restore everything i lost. But am still the same.Sometimes, i've been tickling the whole parts of my body and i feel infact great.Because of this i never mind to get a girlfriend. I dnt chase girls. I dnt sit near girls because they dnt attract me. Some thought i dnt like them. Mostly myclass mates. My mum was very proud of mebecause i'm not like my brother Or father if i may say. But she doesnt knw my story is different. I told some of my friends on the net (foreigners.) and they told me its nothing. Now,my only problem is aboutmy future. What will my future be like? Will i be glued still to this masturbation even if am married? i had sex once with a friend who forced me and i ddnt enjoy it atall. After which i went and masturbated again. iTold a Doctor which came to check us up at school maybe he can get me some drugs. he said he'll take me to a pastor. I've never set my eyes onthat doctor again since then. I wnt seriouse advicefrnds, i wsh u culd inbx me too. Because i always masturbate. Even today, i've done it. |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by supernet4(f): 11:05am On Oct 31, 2012 |
A man was starved of sex because his wife had put 2 bed thru CS. One day, the wife said Eeyaa, my Love, I know how u must be feeling because of my condition; abeg take this #2000 and look for someone and satisfy urself. The husband collected the money and left, but returned after 30 mins. The wife said, Haba! So soon? and he answered, I no go far, I just enter this our neighbour house! And the wife asked, I hope she no collect money? The man said she collected, and the wife said, Abi she dey craze? Abeg hold this pikin for me, make i go meet-am; d time wey she born pikin new, I help her husband free, why she go collect money from u? 1 Like |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 12:50pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
laaf it out !!!.. A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 12:51pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
laaf it out !!!.. A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 1:53pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self "dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!" |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by alaura: 4:19pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
Dry kingron: Little boy kills a butterfly, dad says no |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by topmostg: 10:55pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
kingron: @rare gem keep chuckling,its good 4 d (earth) health 3 rat in 9ja were arguing abt who had:-D |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:42pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
kingron: An Arab was interviewed at a USits funny |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:43pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
labaks: stalest!!!!!!kingron,don't mind d guy,haterz club. |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by donted(m): 4:16pm On Feb 05, 2013 |
kingron: An Arab was interviewed at a US True joke nooni U2 much 9s1 |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by Pwidy: 1:54pm On Mar 06, 2013 |
Serizly Dude u d bomb... |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by Jerry2i(m): 8:46am On Mar 30, 2013 |
Guy,u r da bomb |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 9:25pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
kingron: A man dials his home and a strange looool i waz reading dis after a long time nd smiling at my joke2 |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by Kratospaul: 1:22am On Feb 07, 2019 |
What Just Happened?? |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by Kratospaul: 1:22am On Feb 07, 2019 |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by Nobody: 3:23pm On May 31, 2019 |
And everything is going to the beat And everything is going to the beat And everything is going... |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by Candoit: 5:54pm On May 28, 2020 |
kingron: N25000 must have been a big money then. |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by nurain150(m): 1:38am On Jun 06, 2020 |
kingron:Use sense na.. this is stupidity |
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