^ Safe journey o.

^^^

Na lie oo

Tell me something I don't know. But wait, you dey fear your village ni?

^^
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D̶̲̥̅̊ last tym I go dem nearly use mε̲̣̣̣̥ do ritual ̶̲̥̅̊.


But na I carry gpmg

EDON KOLO E how far na, oh boi we 4 use jazz campaign o u no see as amadioha dey show hinself,oh well notin spoil na to dey jollly dey go.

Gem come hia my uncle wants to show u his penisular

ID! I'm underaged.

DONkollione:

^^
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D̶̲̥̅̊ last tym I go dem nearly use mε̲̣̣̣̥ do ritual ̶̲̥̅̊.


But na I carry gpmg

Err. . . what's gpmg?

Idowuogbo:

EDON KOLO E how far na, oh boi we 4 use jazz campaign o u no see as amadioha dey show hinself,oh well notin spoil na to dey jollly dey go.

Gem come hia my uncle wants to show u his penisular

i dey tell u oo jackpot use long leg , me sef see am. Nothing spoil at all ni

ARareGem:

ID! I'm underaged.

Err. . . what's gpmg?

dat tin ya niger delta brodas dey carry

DONkollione:

i dey tell u oo jackpot use long leg , me sef see am. Nothing spoil at all ni


dat tin ya niger delta brodas dey carry

Hmmn. . .

Na wa o! Why can't some people accept defeat gracefully?

True, the nominated finalists weren't great this year, but at least show some maturity and be happy for the winner!

^Hello.

^^ Hey, hello to you too Gem, & compliments of the season!

^^^^

parrot!

ARareGem:

^Hello.

watzup putu kwanu

Any body help me see my xmas fowl? , i dey find am for the past six days now.

DONkollione:

^^^^

parrot!

You well so? Abi you think say you dey insult thread??

Pharoh:

Any body help me see my xmas fowl? , i dey find am for the past six days now.

Yes o! I see am near junction with im backpack, dey wait for lift

Your chicken talk say im dey seek greener pastures. . .

^^

smh!

DONkollione:

watzup putu kwanu

Guy, you keep losing me. Wetin com be 'putu kwanu'?

*walks into the lounge* Bado dearie, wetin u dey organise 4 guyz for 31st nite/1st mornin na. . . Guyz need to enter diz new yr on a 'high' (both in weed, alcohol n shaggin)

Shurr!!!! Where everybody dey now

^^
Check backyard

ARareGem:

Guy, you keep losing me. Wetin com be 'putu kwanu'?

wait mk i ask google,

** orders for beer with Roasted goat laps**  ̶̲̥̅̊

**brings out his  and logs on to google**

Backyard ke?? So I.d don dey do backyard runs for her zone abi? Nofin do una sha

^^^

She say she wan go piss for backyard, na W̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊t̶̲̥̅̊i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ I mean


** still checking google**

^^ I like it when people do their job well, you've taken security guard job to the next level. Keep it up man!! You even know when your madam dey go piss, nofin do you

^^^

Beer parlor tatafoo ̶̲̥̅̊

Are u talking to mε̲̣̣̣̥ like That?

**pockets his  and brings out a very hot slap ready to serve it hot to him**


Back hand or front hand slap which one u want?

^^ Don't you dare!

Na my swthrt you wan experiment on so??

Hamid O:

Shurr!!!! Where everybody dey now

& where have you been all this while? Seasons greetings sha

Efemena_xy:

Yes o! I see am near junction with im backpack, dey wait for lift

Your chicken talk say im dey seek greener pastures. . .

Shuo them dey carry backpack go find greener pastures abi na primary school children dey do that kind thing . .

I no remember when you change ya name to efe-balaam-ena, wey animal start to dey communicate with you oo.

Seasons greetings to you and hope for a wonderful new year to every one here.

Lol! You again eh?

Isn't it a bit too early for you to start spamming threads?

@ Pharoh, you asked for information on your missing fowl, na info I give you now. That thing go don reach Egypt by now sha )

ID: Shebi you go launch us into the new year now? I hope say this your lounge go rock tonight! Girl, d'you need any help with the preparations??

Efemena_xy:

^^ Don't you dare!

Na my swthrt you wan experiment on so??

Err, Nor vex but I nor know say na ur property,

**pockets back his slap**



Badosky u go throw bash for here ni? Abeg inform mε̲̣̣̣̥ Mk I buy vip ticket oo ̶̲̥̅̊

Na must BADO go organise lounge roof for the parrie, so if una wan throw yourselves down the roof it is allowed.

EDON KOLO E bros i see ur hand for thread u gbaski walahi , i go juru yesterday ni o now i don jam injury .

Mehn my waist don loose bone i swear am in pain oo

Efe oya enter kitchen go season suya meat biko, we still gats to boil chicken and grill fish 2nite go bedt.

^^ nope. I leave all the hard work for you. But buzz me when you're done sha

^^^

Lazy woman , Women of nowadays , Smh


@bado na must to throw bash for hia oo ,

This one ya waste dey pain u , ̶̲̥̅̊
Pele Oo, Take sugercane morning aftanoon and nyt with salt water d pain go reduce

Lol! Lazy ke? Na so we see am now. Besides, I nor wan steal the glory from madam ID

ID wetin be "juru" sef?