A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. he spends 5,000 dollars and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "i hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think i am? "about 35" was the reply..."i'm actually 47" the man says feeling really happy. After that he goes into MCDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question. The reply is, "oh, u look about 29". "i'm actually 47" Later while standing at the bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85years old, and my eyesight is going. But when i was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If i put my hand down your pant and play with your balls for 10minutes, i will be able to tell your exact age." As there was no one around, the man thinks what the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later, the old lady says," okay, its done. you are 47." Stunned, the man says,"that was brilliant. how did you do that?" thee old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds".










the man collapses

d old woman sef sabi beta thing

na onli mad man no sabi beta tin o