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Food / Re: No Pepper In Ibadan ( Pepper Seller On Strike ) 5 Rodo For N1000 by AdeRex: 1:02am On Apr 13, 2010
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Waste basket,

“The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, a good homage that endureth for ever!”

tpia wrote and referenced her source; all thanks to the chiding she received from king AdeRex.

A silly article no doubt (an article about a foolish individual against a health care reform that can potentially insure 30 million poor people and a reform that is already the law of the land, is trifle).  It is posting an article about someone crying over spilt milk.

Nevertheless, tpia cited her source; and that is what matters to the king right now.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Signs The Healthcare Bill by AdeRex: 12:55am On Apr 13, 2010
tpia.:

Fla. doc's sign warns off Obama supporters

A central Florida

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36152956/ns/health-health_care/

“The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, a good homage that endureth for ever!”
tpia wrote and referenced her source; all thanks to the chiding she received from king AdeRex.
A silly article no doubt (an article about a foolish individual against a health care reform that can potentially insure 30 million poor people and a reform that is already the law of the land, is trifle).  It is posting an article about someone crying over spilt milk.

Nevertheless, tpia cited her source; and that is what matters to the king right now.
Jokes Etc / Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by AdeRex: 7:25pm On Apr 11, 2010
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I am still in stitches!
Food / Re: No Pepper In Ibadan ( Pepper Seller On Strike ) 5 Rodo For N1000 by AdeRex: 7:10pm On Apr 11, 2010
Awo ‘di oke koro
Kolo fe fi ibi se?

Apere ada se
Omi itam ba
En’ta ba ta, ka fi ra atupa
Shallow waste basket, who can’t understand simple metaphorical writings.

A fatty fish called Tilapia,

Waste basket funn ra e.
Apere ada se
Imado eba da bi enyan, aba ‘lu je
Obo langido
Afi enu ho ‘ra.

The girl omo mo
When she is not playing with herself
She is at NL
Awon nkan ti anka ta!

Tilapia,
ki lo fi n sere bi omo ejo yi ke
Emi ale ku wo ‘nu oya
Oti ke ran
Food / Re: No Pepper In Ibadan ( Pepper Seller On Strike ) 5 Rodo For N1000 by AdeRex: 2:22am On Apr 11, 2010
tpia.:




who are you calling waste basket btw? Your mama? She must be the type who packed cocaine in your diapers at a tender age, hence your current uncoordinated state grin

if you're not a coward (yeah right) just reveal your other ids in this place.


Waste basket,

What you are doing is called Argument by Appeal to Pity!

Argument by appeal to pity is the fallacious argument when, somebody refuses to answer questions about their claims, on the grounds that the asker is mean and has hurt their feelings. Or, that the question is personal.

Tilapia, obo ni e!
Food / Re: No Pepper In Ibadan ( Pepper Seller On Strike ) 5 Rodo For N1000 by AdeRex: 1:36am On Apr 10, 2010
See my trouble O! Adon see yeye for life!

All I asked the waste basket was where she got her information from? The dog turned around and say her papa name na Douglas!

Ara ile egba mi o! Obo alado tu to
Food / Re: No Pepper In Ibadan ( Pepper Seller On Strike ) 5 Rodo For N1000 by AdeRex: 11:45pm On Apr 09, 2010
tpia.:



Adon see yeye!
I totally agree with you “stupidity reigns on NL“
I asked you a simple and direct question, “Where did you get your information?” All you had to say was, “I copied the stupid nonsense from an Internet tabloid, and pasted it on NairaLand;” case closed.

Caught in your pretense to appear educated, your egocentric self kicked in. Like the paranoid nitwit you are, you went into all these ego tripping face-saving rigmaroles of a typical gutter-bred.

“When you send a monkey to London to be trained; all you get back, is a London trained monkey!” Now this waste-basket is running around NairaLand looking for me to attack!

Sorry ya! Ndo! Pele! Ashia! Dem say, ashia no de cure, but e-de cool heart! [When you become toilet trained; maybe you will find some ‘motor-park boy’ to lick your backside (lol)].
Food / Re: No Pepper In Ibadan ( Pepper Seller On Strike ) 5 Rodo For N1000 by AdeRex: 1:47am On Apr 08, 2010
Shallow waste basket
Religion / Re: Are Nigerians Really Christians Or Fakes! by AdeRex: 11:52pm On Apr 04, 2010
tpiah
Posts: 2462

Re: Are Nigerians Really Christians Or Fakes!
« #33 on: Yesterday at 03:37:23 AM »

if you understand what you just typed then you definitely need medication.
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Adon see yeye!
I totally agree with you “stupidity reigns on NL“
I asked you a simple and direct question, “Where did you get your information?” All you had to say was, “I copied the stupid nonsense from an Internet tabloid, and pasted it on NairaLand;” case closed.

Caught in your pretense to appear educated, your egocentric self kicked in. Like the paranoid nitwit you are, you went into all these ego tripping face-saving rigmaroles of a typical gutter-bred.

“When you send a monkey to London to be trained; all you get back, is a London trained monkey!” Now this waste-basket is running around NairaLand looking for me to attack!

Sorry ya! Ndo! Pele! Ashia! Dem say, ashia no de cure, but e-de cool heart! [When you become toilet trained; maybe you will find some ‘motor-park boy’ to lick your backside (lol)].
Religion / Re: Re:The Only Saviour by AdeRex: 11:38pm On Apr 04, 2010
_seeker
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  Re: Woe To Them That Refused To Accept Jesus As Their Personal Saviour
« #476 on: November 07, 2009, 11:12 PM » 

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we muslims take exception to the inclusion of Muhammad to your list of God Incarnates or so called Son of God. Muhammed claimed no divinity, In short, he uneqivocally rejects its. And we muslims make no pretension of his divinity. Divinty in islam is for Allah alone. He is unique and nothing or no one comes close to him. Not even remotely


Seeker baby, And all the other fools. 

Go create your own God, and leave Middle Estern dieties alone!  Doesn't Africa have her own God?  Why are you so pig-headed about Middle Eastern Gods?
Religion / Re: Re:The Only Saviour by AdeRex: 11:27pm On Apr 04, 2010
toba:

Satan. Theres no Religion thats forcy like islam.Moreover christianity is a way of life to seeing God&getting to heaven.The father of christians which is christ,came to the world to lay a precedence which is to show the way(john14vs6-9)&Any one who follows the way is assured of eternity.John3vs16.
Mohammad was asked to show pple the way.He said God is the only one that knows the way.God inturn gave christ as the way.John 3vs35 the father loves the son&handed all things to him.With this Revelations anyone that now refuses the way,woe to that person.All muslims believes in Jesus.Ogaga do same now

The Nigerian scene is in shambles. Adam and Mohammed are being loggerheads over which Middle Eastern deity is the greatest. Adam insists that Jehovah is the greatest; Mohammed gravely differs, claiming that Allah is the greatest.

To resolve this dilemma, they have taken up arms and are killing all brethrens who do not profess their version of the Middle Eastern deity.

I wonder why they run to the African deity with their sick children; while they sacrifice their brothers and sisters to a Middle Eastern deity.
Food / Re: What Is "uyayak" by AdeRex: 2:02am On Apr 04, 2010
tpiah:

kiss backside

stupidity reigns on NL



“Uyayak cures everything”  “kiss backside” 

I agree with you, “stupidity” reigns in NL. Is there any need to banter with someone like you?  I don’t think so; good bye!
Religion / Re: Are Nigerians Really Christians Or Fakes! by AdeRex: 1:52am On Apr 04, 2010
tpiah:

if you understand what you just typed then you definitely need medication.
Fake Doctor



In most works of life, Nigerians are fakes. It is almost as if Nigerians cannot get buy without trickery. Reverends who want to preach money from your pocket into theirs. Fake doctors, who talk out of turns (Uyayak is prophylaxis for GI ulcers; who does or does not need medication). Fakery by Nigerians is not just restricted to religion; it permeates every works of life. Everywhere you turn, Nigerians are busy posing as what they are not.
Religion / Re: Saudi To Behead Lebanese Convicted Of Witchcraft by AdeRex: 1:32am On Apr 04, 2010
mama-gee:

BEIRUT — A Lebanese man sentenced to death in Saudi Arabia on charges of witchcraft is due to be beheaded this week, his lawyer said on Wednesday, urging officials and rights groups to intervene on his behalf.

In November 2007, Mustafa Ibrahim, an Egyptian working as a pharmacist in Saudi Arabia was beheaded after he was found guilty of sorcery.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5gNuDPMwRKUEsx1lK5aP5gKRzl22Q


This man should be dropped in a dungeon and left to rot for stupidity. First, you publicly announce that you are a sorcerer; and then you head to Saudi Arabia, where sorcery is punishable by death. You are in a position to know how crude and barbaric they are in Saudi Arabia; yet you think that you have the right to travel there and mock their system.

Beheading this fool is actually doing him a favor. The best thing for him is to be dropped into a dungeon and left to rot.
Religion / Re: Re:The Only Saviour by AdeRex: 1:14am On Apr 04, 2010
May kelly:

[size=30pt]When Lord Jesus came, He made a difference. There were MIRACLES, the Pharisees and the Sadducees Marveled[/size] shocked shocked shocked



The Nigerian scene is in shambles.  Adam and Mohammed are being loggerheads over which Middle Eastern deity is the greatest.  Adam insists that Jehovah is the greatest; Mohammed gravely differs, claiming that Allah is the greatest.

To resolve this dilemma, they have taken up arms and are killing all brethrens who do not profess their version of the Middle Eastern deity.

I wonder why they run to the African deity with their sick children; while they sacrifice their brothers and sisters to a Middle Eastern deity.
Religion / Re: Are Nigerians Really Christians Or Fakes! by AdeRex: 2:26am On Apr 03, 2010
The Nigerian scene is in shambles. Adam and Mohammed are being loggerheads over which Middle Eastern deity is the greatest. Adam insists that Jehovah is the greatest; Mohammed gravely differs that Allah is the greatest.

To resolve this dilemma, they have taken up arms and are killing all brethrens who do not profess their version of the Middle Eastern deity.

I wonder why they run to the African deity with their sick children; while they sacrifice their brothers and sisters to a Middle Eastern deity.
Religion / Re: Re:The Only Saviour by AdeRex: 2:23am On Apr 03, 2010
The Nigerian scene is in shambles. Adam and Mohammed are being loggerheads over which Middle Eastern deity is the greatest. Adam insists that Jehovah is the greatest; Mohammed gravely differs that Allah is the greatest.

To resolve this dilemma, they have taken up arms and are killing all brethrens who do not profess their version of the Middle Eastern deity.

I wonder why they run to the African deity with their sick children; while they sacrifice their brothers and sisters to a Middle Eastern deity.
Politics / Re: Jesus Sent Me ! Calabar Arik Terrorist. (reuters} by AdeRex: 2:18am On Apr 03, 2010
At what point does a terrorist become just a plane insane person?
Food / Re: What Is "uyayak" by AdeRex: 2:12am On Apr 03, 2010
tpiah:

i know you're here to fight, kiss backside (for whatever reason) and lord knows what else, and I surely will blame myself for answering your post, but do you by any chance[b] not [/b] have a search function at your end?

I thought as much, your usual hearsay!
Food / Re: What Is "uyayak" by AdeRex: 12:39am On Apr 02, 2010
AmakaOne:

The many names of uyayak

ighimiakhie or ikhememi in Edo
edeminang in Efik
manto in Ejagham
kpankpan or ekuk in Ejagham-Etung
ighirehimi in Esan
dawo in Hausa;
Uyayak in Ibibio
ashobo, ashosho, oshogisha (Arochukwu)
ora-ora (Awka)
osshosha (Bende)
osakirisa (Owerri) in Igbo
apapa in Ijo-izon
idisain in izon
yurem in Nkem
arida, arizan, ayida or ikoho in Nupe
and aidan (Ife) or aridan (meaning cast no spell) in Yoruba.

in our village in Owerri an infusion(tea) made from this pod is used as an anti-malarial potion


Wow,

This is phenomenal!
Food / Re: What Is "uyayak" by AdeRex: 12:36am On Apr 02, 2010
tpiah:

The scientific name for Uyayak is Tetrapleura tetraptera.
Its also medicinal and has been found to have anti-ulcer, anti-convulsant and molluscicide properties (useful in preventing Bilharzia).

tpiah,

Is this your usual hearsay; or can you cite a reputable medical journal that uyayak (Tetrapleura tetraptera) have anti-ulcer, anti-convulsant and molluscicide properties (useful in preventing Bilharzia).

Please, no throw-away journals!
Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by AdeRex: 9:09pm On Mar 12, 2010
naijaking1
Posts: 3495

I have been unbanned!

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Naijaking,

Na wa O! You know say doctor P; that you been welcome the other day; dem don ban am! The man help me and my buddy better. You know say this man be fellow American College of Surgeons; Director, Soft tissue Tumors, National Institute of Health (NIH), Bethesda. This man get them to change my visiting buddy’s immigration status within two weeks. Nairaland ban someone like that. He just laugh; eno say anything. Na wa O!

Anyway, welcome back.
Politics / Re: 2011: Will You Vote For Yar'adua To Be Re-elected? by AdeRex: 1:47am On Feb 24, 2010
I beg you all in the name of God: vote for my grandmother.

She is great girl. She smkoes strictly banana leaves, none othe other nonsense.
She is very keen on starting an independent country, "The Republic of Iyabo," [To be carved out of her present village.] However, if made the president of Nigeria, she will let Iyabo be the capital of Nigeria, rather than a seperate country.

Grandma for president, grandma for president, grandma for president, grandma for president, grandma for president, grandma for president, grandma for president, grandma for president, grandma for president, grandma for president, grandma for president, grandma for president,
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by AdeRex: 8:23pm On Feb 06, 2010
Eversmile:

hello nairalanders, please i really need this special help, for a very long time now i have been searching for a hospital where i can get my damaged fallopian tube removed to enhanced the chances of having a successful IVF, cos according to my research about ivf, i found out that if you do ivf while having damaged fallopian tube e.g (hydroxalpinx) it reduces the chances of achieving pregnancy through ivf,


Even with Bilateral Hydrosalpinges; your chances of a successful In Vitro Fertilization is only reduced not eliminated. As you correctly noted, Nigeria is still way behind in many health care aspects. Try a reputable University Teaching Hospital. Good luck.
Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by AdeRex: 1:11am On Oct 08, 2009
Potu:




OMG! You mean say kosomi no be juju. Na just drug like egbo (weed). a-ask one Naija doc here for Berkeley whether him no about juju dem call kosomi. He look me like a don go crazy. He say, him never hear of kosomi and make him give me good advice; “Juju no de.” a-just say OK, a-walk away.

My paddy they comute from some woman house for Ikorodu to work at Apapa; 6 days a week, you say juju no dey. OK!

You no something. I will invite my paddy to come visit me for Berkeley. The Maritime Lines him de work, na him papa and my papa get am. So, time-off from work no be problem; visa no be problem. Ganja de take like 30 days to clear for body; a go force am make him stay here for 2 months. So, a-feel say for 2 months the Kosomi go clear from him body. Even if him need detox, a don ready. That shit go clear for him system. After the kosomi clear from him body; then a go tell am: MF, you be drug addict.

Mr. Potu, God bless you. You sabi things O! Thank you.
Food / Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by AdeRex: 1:09am On Oct 08, 2009
Potu:


OMG! You mean say kosomi no be juju. Na just drug like egbo (weed). a-ask one Naija doc here for Berkeley whether him no about juju dem call kosomi. He look me like a don go crazy. He say, him never hear of kosomi and make him give me good advice; “Juju no de.” a-just say OK, a-walk away.

My paddy they comute from some woman house for Ikorodu to work at Apapa; 6 days a week, you say juju no dey. OK!

You no something. I will invite my paddy to come visit me for Berkeley. The Maritime Lines him de work, na him papa and my papa get am. So, time-off from work no be problem; visa no be problem. Ganja de take like 30 days to clear for body; a go force am make him stay here for 2 months. So, a-feel say for 2 months the Kosomi go clear from him body. Even if him need detox, a don ready. That shit go clear for him system. After the kosomi clear from him body; then a go tell am: MF, you be drug addict.

Mr. Potu, God bless you. You sabi things O! Thank you.
Health / Re: . by AdeRex: 6:32pm On Oct 07, 2009
My brother, you get somna. You de sleep walk, better. Somnambulism no be joke O! You be real danger for yourself and people wey de around you. One day, you fit get up, trip, fall, den break your stupid head.

Knock booty, at least, 3 times B4 you go sleep. Das all. Your problem don over. You no go sleep walk for that night.

If you no get toto to knock; run around the block 6 times. Den take cold shower and hit the sack. You go sleep like baby.

Na poverty and stress de worry you. If you for get money now; you fit get aircon and better toto. Wah! la! your problem don finish. Asiah O! (A no say ashia no de cure but e de cold heart)
Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by AdeRex: 6:01pm On Oct 07, 2009
Help!

Ppl, please make I ask one question wey dey trouble me. My best paddy wey for meet me for America no fit come. Him people say the boy de in love with this girl, for say, the girl give am ‘kosomi.’ Weyting be kosomi? Him people say na ogogoro. Dem say the bobo don leave isale-eko; he now de comute from the girl her place in Ikorodu to work in Apapa for Lagos.

Something de wey fit break this kosomi. This foolish man is suppose to be here in school studing not with some woman. A beg, help B/C this boy be my real paddy man.

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