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Politics / Re: Getting Worried Over APC Scheme. Okada Riders Back On Major Roads by ahoyLT(m): 6:05am On Aug 09, 2014 |
Nigerians, very difficult people to please. You saw few law breakers and that means something to you. The other time a soldier was killed on Ikorodu road riding Motorcycle , we all know what it ended with. Okada remained banned in Lagos highways, if you are not satisfied pls go to where Okada is allowed . If you are caught you would be dealt with according to the law and PDP guys will not save your ass. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Fashola Inspects Isolation Unit For Ebola Virus Patients. PICS by ahoyLT(m): 4:41am On Aug 09, 2014 |
This is responsible govt, not one idiot sitting in Abuja, raising a committee and claiming he released N1.9Billion for Ebola. What concerns us with money being released ? Same old shit we have been hearing since 1960. for once be proactive and show your concern to your citizens and not your Minister of Health sitting in Abuja, when the Epidemic is in Lagos . Can't blame the minister since Mr Ebola Jonathan can't go to Chibok, why should the minister come to Lagos? He does not want to be infected. Clueless Govt 39 Likes |
Family / Re: January Born Nairalanders..mit Ya Bufdae Mates by ahoyLT(m): 5:53pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
Unbelievable , meeting 3 people born on the 26th together!!!. Am 26th of January as well. |
Politics / Re: Jonathan Will Return As President, Say Tukur, Alamieyeseigha by ahoyLT(m): 7:01pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
Yes he will return as president, but president of prisoners at Kirikiri 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Ekweremadu Calls For Extension Of Jonathan's Tenure To 2017 by ahoyLT(m): 9:53am On Dec 02, 2013 |
Are the TEAM GEJ seeing the hand writing on the wall? GEJ can't win 2015 election, so they are suggesting another way through. |
Politics / Re: Breaking: G-7 Governors Join APC by ahoyLT(m): 12:23pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Finally RIP to PDP. Papa deceiving pikin party |
Sports / Re: Sepp Blatter Remembers Yekini On 50th Birthday by ahoyLT(m): 1:12pm On Oct 24, 2013 |
And our so called NFF or NFA are not aware of this!!!! What a country. 5 Likes |
Phones / Re: Etisalat Ambassador Saka Features In New MTN Advert On MNP - Hilarious! by ahoyLT(m): 10:45am On Apr 23, 2013 |
very funny |
Crime / Re: Sneaky Nigerian Lady Smuggling Cocaine In Her Weave! by ahoyLT(m): 6:51pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
Where in the video did it say she is a Nigerian? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Gbenga Daniel Arrives Lagos Amidst Cheers by ahoyLT(m): 12:28pm On Jun 17, 2011 |
sometimes i feel ashamed to call myself a Nigerian, it really sad. celebrating thief. |
Politics / Re: Nairaland: Nigerian Of The Year 2010 by ahoyLT(m): 12:41pm On Dec 18, 2010 |
Mine is ASHIWAJU BOLA AHMED TINUBU, for standing with people against PDP dominated govt in South West. He is neither the richest nor the most prolific, but he belief so much in democratic tenets and follow the court process with his party to win their legitimate mandate, without resorting to violence and fighting against the might federal might of PDP. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Trust by ahoyLT(m): 3:35pm On Nov 12, 2010 |
madam, ekaette and Gardner are all goners.lol |
Politics / Re: List Of Ministers: Nigeria Is Doomed? by ahoyLT(m): 6:53pm On Dec 17, 2008 |
Again this Yar'dull guy make OBJ looks like a saint. As bad as OBJ was he still put round pegs in round holes. Why are we Nigerians cursed with yar'dull. A friend of mine just informed me on phone, that may be one of Yar'dull friends have started importing fake/adulterated drugs, so he needs to get Dora out of the way and get her redundant. God save 9ja |
Politics / Re: Missing Obj! by ahoyLT(m): 10:16am On Sep 24, 2008 |
At least OBJ make decisions that are being corrected and tried his little bit. Yar'Dull, have not done any f, king thing. What rule of law shits are u guys always talking about? It has been rubbished by CHANNEL TV issue. Pls give it to OBJ, so many things have been liberalized, the economy got kicked started, and the best part, OBJ new he was not brillant, but made effort to get the best brains to work for him. Yar'dull have around him, his wife and Katsina constituency, that could not make any substantial progress in Katsina. Lastly, let stop blaming OBJ for fostering Yar'Dull on urs. Yar'Dull is over 50, are we saying he can't take decisions for himselve? |
Politics / Re: Is President Yar'adua Dead? by ahoyLT(m): 10:20pm On Sep 03, 2008 |
Pls Nairalanders, whats the F, king diffence. The guy has not been alive to his responsibility as the president of Nigeria since when he was sworn in. So its does not make any difference he is alive or not |
Jokes Etc / Re: Free I.T Training by ahoyLT(m): 10:23pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
This is Damn funny. Keep it up my guy. |
Family / Re: The Nigerian Man Who Has 86 Wives by ahoyLT(m): 11:17am On Aug 08, 2008 |
This is one of the reasons we are having miscreant in our society. The Idiot is creating problem with those kid for the society when is fucking dead. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Once Upon A Time by ahoyLT(m): 4:53pm On Aug 07, 2008 |
Nice joke |
Politics / Re: Is Nigeria Taking The Right Step Towards Achieving Vision 2020? by ahoyLT(m): 12:29pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
We are not taking the right steps. Our President is a confused man and without any vision or sight to see the future. Lets tell ourselves the truth, Obasanjo was bad, but at least took us few steps forward, but right now, we are stangnant and not progressing at all after about 14 months of yarádua govt. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Out Of Nigeria For Too Long by ahoyLT(m): 4:51pm On Jun 20, 2008 |
Nice One |
Jokes Etc / Men Always Have Better Friends by ahoyLT(m): 5:02pm On Jun 15, 2008 |
Men always have better friends, They will stand by you, no matter what, !!! Here's an example:- Friends of Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirmed that she was with them. Friends of Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 claimed that he is still with them!! |
Events / Re: January Please. by ahoyLT(m): 5:58pm On Aug 16, 2007 |
Jan 26th |
Jokes Etc / Share And Share Alike by ahoyLT(m): 2:23pm On Feb 16, 2007 |
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one pile in front of his wife. He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them. As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and whispering "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man replies that they''re just fine - they''re just used to sharing everything. The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn''t eaten a bite. She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman says "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything." As the old man finishes and was wipes his face neatly with the napkin,the young man again comes over to the little old lady who had yet to eata single bite of food and asks "May I ask what is it you are waiting for?" The old woman answers, "THE TEETH." |
Jokes Etc / Re: This Is Courage! by ahoyLT(m): 4:43pm On Jul 28, 2006 |
This fuckingly funny |
Sports / Re: Can We Upload Our Email Address Please? by ahoyLT(m): 9:35pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
My mail adds are strongestpoint@yahoo.com or strongest@enownow.com |
Jokes Etc / Re: 911 Emergency by ahoyLT(m): 4:04pm On Apr 13, 2006 |
Consultant, hope you won't some1 with your jokes here |
Jokes Etc / Re: Good Question by ahoyLT(m): 4:00pm On Apr 13, 2006 |
This is the funniest thing i ever read in my life. really very funny |
Nairaland / General / Re: Dear Foreign Investor by ahoyLT(m): 9:11pm On Dec 20, 2005 |
yes it is extremely boring. Is new york, Washinghton DC or any other part of US better than Naija. Pls let stops desturbing our selves about this their lame reports. The day they ask chevron, Shell, haliburton, Sclumbger etc out of naija, that is when i will believe all their B....shits |
Nairaland / General / Re: What is Your Zodiac Sign (Star Sign)? by ahoyLT(m): 12:01am On Dec 20, 2005 |
There is nothing like being an AQUARIAN. Humble, humane and natural. |
Romance / Re: Ladies: Would You Marry a Younger Man? by ahoyLT(m): 6:03pm On Dec 09, 2005 |
prettyH:e pretty H, a mutured and older girls are more reasonable and understanding. I have spend all my life here in Nigeria, and i know that a young gal, who does not see her boy friend, especially ones working in time feels he his with another woman, I tried it before, we did not go beyond lunch dates. there is this particular girl, when she calls and am in a meeting or driving and i did not pick her calls up, she feels am with a woman or something, and that is y am refusing her call. their are numerous reason, but just know that most do not know how to handle relationship. |
Romance / Re: Heartbreaker Or Heartbroken: Who Is Really The Loser? by ahoyLT(m): 11:27am On Dec 07, 2005 |
Y must it be the guy? I thot love is mutual? is the gal not loosing as well. One thing i know in relationship is that the 2 parties are the loser, especially when u feel u have not find a better replacement. I use to have a relation, 6 years ago, she left me for a richer guy, till date, i feel i have not find a better replacement and she still calls my friend saying she regret her action if i can possibly take her back. So who is the looser? two of u |
Romance / Re: If You Find Your Lover Kissing & Cuddling Your Best Friend by ahoyLT(m): 9:51pm On Dec 06, 2005 |
@ ocho r u ull not let loose ur wrathif u find them in such pisition? the truth and nothing but the truth. |
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