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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia- WCQ (2 - 0) On 16th November 2013 by Akatamba(m): 11:11am On Nov 17, 2013
Uuuumeeeeh.

Ethiops,

Did the Ethiopians had any illusion of winning yesterday then, no? How I love the pretenders.

Look, be thankful a mere 90% of these guy are tamed, have been tamed by a rather silly 'European' way of going about playing the beautiful game. In fact, my mates in Cross River State would had blasted (at least SIX past you lot yesterday.)

With that said, do the Ethiops need anything from Bazil come 2014? A certain Brazilian she-goat perhaps? Mind you, I have been told Brazilian she-goat are rather juicy.

grin
Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by Akatamba(m): 1:39pm On Oct 13, 2013
memski:

owerri

Well, how many amount of sport channel have you got then?

AIT sport, Optima Sports.
Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by Akatamba(m): 12:36pm On Oct 13, 2013
orobs93: line up gk enyeama defence echiejile oboboana egweke efe midfield onazi mikel oduamadi strikers eminike ASUU nupeng

Are you MAD?

I cannot seem to find a certain Victor Moses in your line upp.
Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by Akatamba(m): 12:33pm On Oct 13, 2013
I'm quite baffled as to how the Ethiops has been misled into assuming they stand any chance against a superior force, or perhaps It's an act of self delusion. An utter fallacy.

My people will go about making rather FOOL of you silly prats, and I can barely wait.
Religion / Re: Nairaland Christian E-Fellowship by Akatamba(m): 8:58am On Apr 11, 2010
Still gullible, eh?

Utterly pathetic idiots.
Politics / Re: Ask A Somali Anything, Naija Folks by Akatamba(m): 10:13am On Apr 10, 2010
An utter bloody joker.

The majority of you all clearly resemblance our own Yar'Adua, Isn't that right? And why all know why that is, do we not??

I'll go ahead and give you a hint ===>> Arab blood.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by Akatamba(m): 4:01pm On Dec 19, 2009
Portsmouth 2 - 0 Liverpool

Baaaaaaaahahahahahahaha, Idiots
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mozambique (1 - 0 ) 11 October 2009 by Akatamba(m): 6:56pm On Oct 11, 2009
Ooooops, logged in to blast their sorry asses and they scored,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Akatamba(m): 6:26pm On Jun 12, 2009
tubabie:

Kindly find your way to the Tribalism thread to vent your frustrations there ok?

Or else what?

tubabie:
Sports and its likes are discussed here geddit?
And no, I don't. (Hence, poor grammatical skills & syntax!)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Akatamba(m): 5:58pm On Jun 12, 2009
Dr Kitaun:

@Akatamba

regardless of which club u suport u are foolish to have posted this  cool


Another sad deluded Yoruba tool!

It's a widely known fact that the Yoruba ethnic group are the intellectual reserve in Nigeria.

As far as I am concerned, you lot exist solely for entertainment purpose. (Like clowns, dancing apes at the circuses and all that nonsense of course!)
Sports / Re: C. Ronaldo's Case by Akatamba(m): 9:13pm On Jun 11, 2009
Of course not, this what that mad man turned that poor guy into -
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Man Utd Accepts Real's £80m Bid For Ronaldo by Akatamba(m): 8:03pm On Jun 11, 2009
Eastbay:

Your vocabulary seems limited.
That's why you type in phrases.
Whyam i wasting time with a dimwit?


Eastbay:

That is if you can be coherent enough to make a straight sentence,not a jumbled phrase like you've been doing all this time.
Prove me wrong and make a straight sentence that makes sense.

deborah.

Ha aha aha aha , given your lack of syntax and grammatical skills, I fear my reply might be an exercise in futility - oooh well.

Your grammatical skills and syntaxes are only second to a demented baboon high on ketamine!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Akatamba(m): 7:48pm On Jun 11, 2009
Eastbay:

idiot.
Even debosky who was fighting your battle for  you has seen the error of his ways.
The galactico era began with the signing of Figo.
real won  the CL in 98 and 2000 without Figo,Zidane,Beckham and Ronaldo.The Galacticos.
Raul was never signed by Perez.

olodo oshi.

Was that a yes or no?

Sine you're only second to a demented baboon in terms of intellect I'll give you a helping hand, "L" = LOSER.

Last chance, do you walk around with a big giant L on your forehead?

Real Madrid UEFA Champions season, 1997–98. 1999–2000. 2001–02

A moronic Yoruba guy? Yes you are!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Akatamba(m): 5:08pm On Jun 11, 2009
Eastbay:

And I ask you,giraffe,
Was Ronaldo in that team?
And can't you even read?I said they won only one title as the galacticos and that was in 2002.is that so hard for you to comprehend?
No wonder you have a name like that.

Eastbay:

Debosky,
you're a Hot kid-goat.
Ronaldo joined Real in 2002 after the worldcup.
That era can never be termed the galctico era without Ronaldo, Zizou and Figo.
Raul and Roberto Carlos being in the team isn't enough.

Now tell me, do you walk around with a big giant L on your forehead?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Akatamba(m): 4:47pm On Jun 11, 2009
Eastbay:

Debosky,
you're a Hot kid-goat.
Ronaldo joined Real in 2002 after the worldcup.
That era can never be termed the galctico era without Ronaldo,Zizou and Figo.
Raul and Roberto Carlos being in the team isn't enough.


Are you mad? The UEFA Champions League 2001–02 tournament was won by Real Madrid, with both Luís Figo and Zinédine Zidane playing at the finale!

http://www.uefa.com/competitions/ucl/history/season=2001/round=1549/match=1025482/report=lu.html
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Akatamba(m): 4:43pm On Jun 11, 2009
Eastbay:

What kind of giraffe wrote this?
Because Real is senselessly splashing cash aboutall of a sudden,they have all this behind them.
They've been here before.it ultimately led them to this same point where they sacked perhaps the only legit coach they have had for a long time because they wanted to look like superstars.
I thought perez had learnt from that first galactico episode.Apparently not.
The clubs you call idiots have taken time to build their squads when they were on top.Real look like the idiots when they keep buying players who do't cut it.
So we can equally say Man City has arrived in england because they throw cash around at the slightest whiff of a transfer window.like Real don't know the blue-print to success.They always want to take the shortcut to success.
Fergie is not an slowpoke.You look like one with this your shambolic post.Because he agreed to sell doesn't make him or United any less superior.
Get it.

My brother, I'm sincerely hoping you're not a mumu - although your poor argument keep telling me otherwise. Like I wrote earlier, for far too long, your imbecilic manager - also known as (Alex Ferguson) tried to play it the hard way. He was reluctant to sell C. Ronaldo for a whopping one hundred million €. Quotation being, ("I wouldn't sell them a virus" - that's a no!)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Akatamba(m): 1:58pm On Jun 11, 2009
Emperoh:

To be frank, i am quite surprised Man U sold him without even much haggles given that we are not a selling club!


Duh, It's called showing respect toward your superior!

For far too long, your imbecilic manager - also known as (Alex Ferguson) tried to play it the hard way. Not knowing that the mighty, mighty Real Madrid is by far the superior institution, I can assure every singly one of you sunday league tools that the senile bastard has indeed realized otherwise.

Truth to be told, all these idiots - also known as (AC Milan. FC Barcelona. Chelsea. Manchester United etc etc etc etc) are not even in Real Madrid level, Real Madrid outshines all the above-mentioned jokers in terms of, history, abundance wealth and world-wide supremacy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Douglas Maicon (inter) Vs. Dani Alves (barcelona) Who's Better? by Akatamba(m): 6:08am On May 22, 2009
Maicon is by far the superior player of course!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid(2) Vs Barca(6) On Saturday 2nd May: Live by Akatamba(m): 3:46pm On May 01, 2009
eyonigger:

I doubt if there is a single madrid fan on NL.


Perhaps It's because you are retarded?

In case you haven't heard, Real Madrid is all about quality rather than quantity.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid(2) Vs Barca(6) On Saturday 2nd May: Live by Akatamba(m): 1:47pm On May 01, 2009
lai-lai:

btw, where are d madrid fans

Why do you wanna know where they are at?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Chelsea(4) Vs Liverpool(4) [Agg 7 - 5] On Tuesday April 14th by Akatamba(m): 9:54pm On Apr 14, 2009
Yeah, I knoooooow I have been told not to make fun of the retarded but in this case I just can't help myself - (In fact, I will not even attempt to!) See, I knew all along that this laughably son of BITCH - Liverpool FC would be dismissed sooner rather than later, hence the confidence boost Real Madrid gave them can only last so long. Still curious to know as to why this pathetic son of a BITCH have been the laughing stock of European football for decades? Since this month as a whole have been a delight, I will literally advocate for a smiles - grin


Oooooooh I forgot,  do we have any Spanish speaking Nigerian in Nairaland -  ( how do you guys say fat penguin in Spanish? Habla Español anyone? Ha ha ha!

By the way, I salute all the Chelsea fans - knowing perfectly well that the majorities of all you lot are indeed (glory - hunter.)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Why You Support The Football Club You Do? by Akatamba(m): 8:20pm On Mar 23, 2009
BlueDiva:

Smileys is juvenile. . .anyways just gave u the tongue
Akat (what a name) it's obvious ur a retard.
Since you're too daft to comprehend,
Go to the games section.

Dare to think everyone is a wretch like you?
Opened ur maggot infested mouth to call me a liar?
U threw the first stone bro. . .i'll fix u.
Silly lad.




I have told you what to do, have I not?

Believe it or not, I don't like being disrespectful toward my own people - let alone a girl.

I advice you to stop the name calling or else I will be more or less forced to advocate for a vehement ridicule!)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Why You Support The Football Club You Do? by Akatamba(m): 6:40pm On Mar 23, 2009
BlueDiva:

Ignorance.
Some people who live in this very Naija support Leeds,
An uncle who schooled there in the UK and later came home still follows Leeds feverntly.

I don't expect a slowpoke to understand.
I'm a Chelsea fan but with a soft spot for Arsenal  forget the yabbing
I was opportuned to have their supporters as friends while growing.
I could easily have chosen that club
And then the London factor.

Again, a slowpoke like you won't understand nada.  tongue


A slowpoke?

Anyone who is juvenile enough to use smileys should be ignored - the again seeing as it is you, (a thick plank so I will make a exception.)

Take your thick - imbecilic and moronic stupidity back to nursery, (hence you have the intelligence of an amoeba!)

By the way, I'm curious to know as to what you mean by - opportuned? Nevertheless, I advise you to take plenty of grammar lessons.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Why You Support The Football Club You Do? by Akatamba(m): 6:02pm On Mar 23, 2009
BlueDiva:

Interesting question.
Truth is if i tell people i was raised to support CFC, people won't believe.
I actually cleared this with Omo ibo, sometime ago.
Maybe cos lots of them knew the club from JMs days.
My paternal grand pop was an ardent die hard-supporter (yea, a foreigner)
I remeber the days of intense English hooliganism and how. . .  lipsrsealed

I and my sibs were raised in his abode.
I don't intend telling my family history here.  lipsrsealed
At first i hated the club and anything footy, till early 20s.
When it was time to pitch tent, it only became natural to chose CFC
Like they say though, the rest is history.

TrueBlue since birth, ain't for fun.


You bloody, bloody liar - I know for a fact that you became Chelsea supporter back in 2003 just like all the glory hunting lot who claim to be a Chelsea supporter back home.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Roma (1) Vs Arsenal (1) Wednesday 11th March. AFC wins 7- 6 on Pens by Akatamba(m): 11:07pm On Mar 11, 2009
Arsenal FC won't make it!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool(5) Vs Real Madrid(0) - aggregate - on Tuesday 10th March by Akatamba(m): 12:39pm On Mar 11, 2009
nikkygal:

@ Akatamba

I don't know why you keep hating on Liverpool and yet they keep getting better in each game, Go and hug a tree if you hate Liverpool so much but it doesn't change the fact that when it comes to the big stage in Europe, we never dissappoint. All the 'hatorade' you keep spewing has come to no effect.

Quit hating & whining about Liverpool and get something better to do. Liverpool is no match for all these teams and we have proven that over & over again!   Long Hiss,


Do you know the meaning of (The UEFA Champions League?) "The tournament was inaugurated in 1955, at the suggestion of the French sports journalist and editor of L'Équipe Gabriel Hanot,[1] as a continental competition for winners of the European national football leagues, as the European Champion Clubs' Cup, abbreviated to European Cup." The like of, (Real Madrid C.F, F.C. Internazionale Milano, Celtic F.C, FC Bayern Munich, Manchester United F.C., Olympique Lyonnais, Olympiacos F.C. and AFC Ajax) All these above mentioned team are winners of their European national football leagues, therefore Liverpool FC have no right or whatsoever playing The UEFA Cup - let alone The UEFA Champions League. That is one of my reason being for despising your pathetic excuse for a football club!


I despise Liverpool FC for having a penguin look alike manager.


I despise Liverpool FC for being the equivalent of PATHETIC.


Now if you still don't know why i despises this pathetic excuse for a football club then i would simple advise you to cut losses of any connection or whatsoever you have with the beautiful game all together!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool(5) Vs Real Madrid(0) - aggregate - on Tuesday 10th March by Akatamba(m): 11:47am On Mar 11, 2009
[/quote][quote author=tocdee link=topic=244733.msg3575613#msg3575613 date=1236729502]
Are you serious, silly , or just a dull child?

The boys were superb and if you can forget your bias for a second, you'd realize that that was the biggest Real Madrid defeat in their champions League history! No mean feat, trust me.

So according to you i should be more than happy hence my favorite team is knocked out of the competition? I smell a poorly-reasoned fool!

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