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Politics / Re: 'Buhari Stole Our Idea', Says Bluelabs Limited by akowonjo: 9:38am On Apr 01, 2011
LWKMD @ Blue labalaba and Babablue. See political desperation!
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Couples Who Are Both Celebrities by akowonjo: 2:37pm On Aug 18, 2010
Frank and Catherine Edoho
Marian and Ifeanyi Anazodo
Patrick and Iretiola Doyle
Celebrities / Re: Mike Ezuruonye's Traditional Wedding Photos by akowonjo: 10:18am On May 27, 2010
The lady in blue is definitely Uche Jombo. It's just that she is no longer "jumbo-size".
Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2010 Cut-Off? by akowonjo: 2:49pm On Apr 26, 2010
@kayzkayz

PERSONAL INFORMATION
Candidate Name:
OGBOGHO OKEZI PRINCEWILL  

Gender:
MALE

Registration Number:
06266087ED

Exam Number:
25603534

Exam Centre:
UNIV OF PORT-HARCOURT, NEW LECTURE HALL, ABUJA CAMPUS, PORT-HARCOURT (CTR-3)  


EXAMINATION RESULT
Subject Score Subject Score
Use of English
64
Mathematics
62

Chemistry
53
Physics
47


Please contact JAMB office
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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by akowonjo: 10:47am On Nov 04, 2009
Copied this from the BBA fan site

"Yesterday while Keliz and Emma were dancing, teasing, laughing and entertaining us and themselves, Edward was sleeping. When Emma asked him why he was quiet, he said he was bored. LOL. Did he pay anyone to come there and entertain him? All his groupies that used to listen to his wild tales from Sweden have left and Mzamo is an incoherent rambling disaster so no communication can happen there, he sleeps. Instead of trying to join the fun and conversation with his self created enemies, he runs around naked and plays pranks, drinks, smokes sleeps and pronounces himself bored.

He is a little man. Little upstairs. Little mind. Little under the pants and even shorter than Kevin. Edward is a little man. "

grin grin grin grin. Just loving the part that talked about Mzamo. LWKMD grin grin grin grin grin
Career / Re: Cia(certified Internal Auditor) by akowonjo: 9:09am On Jun 05, 2008
Marosky, Ehen! Na now u talk better. I feel u. cool
Career / Re: Cia(certified Internal Auditor) by akowonjo: 1:21pm On Jun 04, 2008
Marosky, Abeg which one no be mediocre one. I've never heard that ACA or ACCA is mediocre.
Nairaland / General / Re: Announcement Of The Day: Nairaland Welcomes You Today. Be Happy by akowonjo: 8:33am On Jun 03, 2008
This is Nairaland. Anything can happen! Beware! shocked
Car Talk / Re: Stoppage Of Okada Riders In Port Harcourt: Cool? by akowonjo: 12:36pm On May 30, 2008
@begood1

Seun is just being sarcastic.

@Seun

I hear you, jare. The way forward, indeed! More kidnappers on the prowl. Just what we need.
With the banning of okadas in PH, they will soon be kidnapping cows and dogs for ransom.
Career / Re: Recommend a good Consultant for Defensive Drivers Training by akowonjo: 2:38pm On May 20, 2008
It all depends on the program you choose to run. I did the one-month course and the first two days were purely theoretical. It had to do with learning driving signs and the various parts of the car.

Practical driving classes started from the 3rd day and I chose to drive for 30 minutes each day cos I used to go during office lunch hour. Saturdays were for core defensive driving workshops in the classroom with the use of projectors and DVD players to show some slides/videos to drive home the point.

Altogether, I'd say it was a very thorough learning experience.
Career / Re: Recommend a good Consultant for Defensive Drivers Training by akowonjo: 9:11am On May 20, 2008
Kamsi,

I recommend Tanat consult Ltd. Their Driving Training is quite thorough and handled by seasoned consultants.
They are used by Total/Elf and Schlum.

The training starts from the basics up to changing of car tyres.
Career / Re: Here Na Die (Apmt) Ap Moller Terminal Apapa by akowonjo: 2:58pm On May 19, 2008
efosanice,
I don't know what u want from iku. He has told u that he works for 12 hrs without any rest. If you check all his posts, u will notice that they were all made over the weekend. The poor guy dey APMT now dey sweat him ass out, u dey here dey give am aggros on pay and wetin work dey like. Abeg cut the guy some slack.

You might have to wait till the weekend to get any response from iku. Na him make the guy dey hala say him no want do again.

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Food / Re: Rising Prices Of Food by akowonjo: 12:42pm On May 09, 2008
The gateman of a compound I used to reside decided to use the land within the compound to grow some things. He planted maize, groundnuts and vegetables. We (the tenants) kept quiet until the plants grew to maturity the the begging began,

Ol'boy, na just small soup, make I just cut small vegetable.
Ha, Benji this your corn fresh o. Just give me five make I cook. I dey like corn well well.
Na wa oh, so the goundnut fit sweet rich like this sef.

Trust Nigerians now, when the guy cleared the place up for another round of planting. Every tenant had his portion of land for his/her "little farm". Na dat time we remind am say him no dey pay house rent.
Food / Re: Rising Prices Of Food by akowonjo: 12:33pm On May 09, 2008
Ofada rice is not cheaper than the imported variety. Ate the rice at a party recently and thoroughly enjoyed it.

Got to the market with spouse to stock up on food items and we made enquiries abou the rice was told that ofada is N200 for a derica cup while the imported ones range between N150 and N200 depending on the brand.

I believe the best thing is just for everybody who has any fallow land to take up farming as a hobby and before we know it everyone is growing a little of what he/she eats and that way we are all part of the agricultural sector. I believe it is called subsistence farming.
TV/Movies / Re: Nollywood Or Igbowood? by akowonjo: 2:54pm On May 06, 2008
Non igbo 25: Monalisa Chinda Igbo 25 Steph-Nora Okere

Pls. Igbo 16 should be Stephanie and Not Jennifer. Na error of name combination grin
TV/Movies / Re: Nollywood Or Igbowood? by akowonjo: 2:49pm On May 06, 2008
I don't know why my yoruba bros and sisters are getting themselves unnecessarily worked up. I want us to try and make a list of the non-igbo major actors/actresses in Nollywood as against the igbo ones. My list might not carry all the names so others are invited to contribute.

Non Igbo
1. Regina Askia
2. Liz Benson
3. Ayo Adesanya
4. Bimbo Akintola
5. RMD
6. Joe Akwagh (RIP)
7. Funsho Adeolu (RIP)
8. Fred Amata
9. Ruke Amata
10. Zack Amata
11. Saheed Balogun
12. Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde
13. Olu Jacobs
14. Joke Jacobs
15. Toyin Tomato
16. Justus Esiri
17. Tricia Eseigbe
18. Ramsey Nouah
19. Desmond Elliot
20. Kate Henshaw-Nuttal
21. Gentle Jack
22. Mercy Johnson
23. Stella Damasus-Aboderin
24. Fred Aseroma

Igbo
1. Genevieve Nnaji
2. Sandra Achums
3. Ken Okonkwo
4. Rita Dominic
5. Oge Okoye
6. Chioma Chukwuka
7. Jim Iyke
8. Nkem Owoh
9. Pete Edochie
10. Chiwetal Agu
11. Kanayo O. Kanayo
12. Uche Jombo
13. Rita Edochie
14. Simple Baby (forgotten his real name)
15. Emeka Okoro
16. Jennifer Okereke
17. Uche Osotule
18. Emeka Ossai
19. Bob-Manuel Udokwu
20. Chinyere Wilfred
22 & 23. Aki and Pawpaw
24. Empress Njamah


Heyyyyyyy, I don tire to write names joo. I'm sure there are many more names to be added on both sides of d list. I just want to balance the argument. Let the poster and co give me a list of the non-yoruba people that have featured in the yoruba films. I'm waiting.  wink
TV/Movies / Re: Idols Is Back! (East Africa) by akowonjo: 2:00pm On May 06, 2008
Kai! Those Malawians are from another world. My sister laughed so hard she started crying. Now, anytime she wants to get everybody in the house to laugh she sings an idols east africa original eg
Prease forgive, prease forgive, prease forgive, prease forgive
or
Love your an'mals, love ur an'mals, treat them well, treat them well.
Haba! What a joke.

I suggest the next idols contest in East Africa should be made a clowning contest to get the best comedian around. No need for singing contest yet. Dem no just try at all!!!!!!!
Career / Re: Cisa June 2008 Study Group. by akowonjo: 4:20pm On Apr 30, 2008
@cool G
Get all the information you want about CISA at www.isaca.org
Career / Re: Cisa June 2008 Study Group. by akowonjo: 1:24pm On Apr 30, 2008
@daryore.
Registration has closed for the June exams. However, you may start preparing for that of December all the same. The earlier you start, the better for you.

@obstead200
When is the study group going to start exchanging ideas? June is just by the corner. From the look of things, everybody just wants to receive without giving. I thought it would be a give and take thing.
Fashion / Re: OPINIONS PLEASE!!! Who Is Hotter? by akowonjo: 12:57pm On Apr 30, 2008
For me it's - 2,6,5,3,1,4. I don't really understand girl 4's face. Maybe it's the camera that 'upset' the face sha.
Fashion / Re: Have You Noticed? Girls Don't Wear Pants Again: by akowonjo: 1:45pm On Apr 29, 2008
Make una leave naija boy abeg. How una go blame am for him conclussion when e be say na di girls wey dey do opio for empire bus stop him go dey ask about pant. Those ones no need pant for di kain work wey dem dey do.

Pant ko, dross ni.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by akowonjo: 3:24pm On Apr 28, 2008
Start now begin find name for your pikin(s). Na dis kind belle dey bring twins. Congrats, Bro!

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Literature / Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by akowonjo: 2:57pm On Apr 17, 2008
1. Happiness is not perfected until it is shared,
it is only at this time that the smile you send out returns to you.

2. Attitude determines altitude

3. If you cannot do the time, don't do the crime.

4. Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep, him too no go sleep. grin
Literature / Re: What Has Love For Novels Gotten You Into? by akowonjo: 2:43pm On Apr 17, 2008
My mum encouraged me to read novels when I was under 10. She'd buy titles of the 'Pacesetters' series then. By age 14 I stepped up to more mature stuff and was completely addicted to James Harley Chase, Danielle Steele etc by the time I was 15. I'd read in the classroom, on the bus to and from anywhere, in the kitchen, at mealtime, practically anywhere I could get a seat. My mum feared I would not succeed in my SSCE exams and placed a ban. I changed my reading pattern and started reading at night when all was asleep. She caught me once. I started placing it under the pillow so that I'd quicky feign sleep if I heard any foot steps approaching the door to my room.
One thing I know those books did for me: Success in English Language
Literature / Re: Who Is Your Best Foreign Writer by akowonjo: 2:25pm On Apr 17, 2008
Mary Higgins Clarke and Nora Roberts
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by akowonjo: 2:21pm On Apr 17, 2008
sports
Family / Re: I Am Looking For My Dad: Emeka Kanezi by akowonjo: 2:59pm On Apr 15, 2008
Na wa for una o. A 16yr old boy tell una say him dey find him papa una dey yarn like say him want defraud una. E no beg una for moni, now.
Whether him be half caste or not di main gist na say him dey find him papa. If u no fit help am just encourage am. Abi na everiting una go analyse or take make yeye. Haba!

Inky,

Try and send in your dad's picture. I'm sure it will help. Good luck!

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TV/Movies / Re: Idols Is Back! (East Africa) by akowonjo: 2:27pm On Apr 15, 2008
Hey, Beamer, I'm not saying the judges should be 100% spotless. I believe they should just be a bit more sensitive in their judgements and if possible 'shine their ears'. grin
I still insist that they are passing up some good voices there and I feel bad watching that happen.
Accept it or not, the judges have the final say at this stage of the competition. The voting public has no say until the last 12 contestants emerge and even then some people still vote based on the judges' comments.
TV/Movies / Re: Idols Is Back! (East Africa) by akowonjo: 12:41pm On Apr 15, 2008
I got hooked on American Idol in season 3. AI season 3 was won by Fantasia (the fantastic) Barrino, a 19yr old single mother. She was simply da bomb! During her audition, she sang a gospel song. From day 1 it was obvious she was a world apart. She got in the bottom 3 once or twice but still went ahead to win. Her last song was "I believe" which sounded like a gospel song.

However, the judges on the Idols East Africa will not even hear those singing gospel songs out. The audition is not about one singing hip-hop or R&B, it's about your voice quality. As the competion progresses, contestants are made to sing all genres of music. That is why the name was changed from "Pop idol" to just "Idol"

I thought Dede was a bit overboard with his comments on WA Idol eg "Niger Delta no dey carry last" and his incessant hailing of Timi in his dialect (For crying out loud it was not Nigerian Idol). However, the Scar guy is much worse than Dede. If he wants to act "Simon Cowellish", he should do a good study on Simon Cowell first to get his act together. Most of the time his judgement is "scarred" and once he says no the other guy releases a loud 'no' automatically.

The lady is the past of that pack.

So many contestatants with great talent that should have gotten the golden ticket have been sent home because Scar wants to play Simon, albeit wrongly. It's really very sad and disheartening.
Investment / Re: Made More Than A Million Naira From First Bank Shares! by akowonjo: 1:29pm On Apr 14, 2008
Spoilt

Can you release the stockbroker's details here. I'm highly interested.
Thanks.

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