abeg make guys go post NAIJA for jonathan Goodluck's facebook page. Her boss go call the old woman to order then

vote goodluck jonathan for another 4 years, dem go columbia all of una finish

ds700:

Called her, and thus goes our phone conversation;

Me:     Hello n how are u today?
She:    am fine.
Me;      you haven't call me since 8 days or thereabout, why?
she:     I guessed you were very busy and I thought i shouldn't bug you with my call.
Me:      me too busy to pick your call? Anyway i take it to be that you are either not serious about this relationship
           n dt u r either CARELESS, STUBBORN, WICKED OR HAVE GOTTEN ANOTHER PAL
She:       pls forgive me, u know it that i've got just only you.
me:        It's okay, but wot was on your mind during this 8days?
she:        nothing,

bla bla bla.

SHORTLY  AFTERWARDS SHE SENT A VERY ROMANTIC TEXT MSG (me come fall mugu as usual)

THANK YOU EVERYBODY, AM HAPPY ONCE AGAIN. gudnite!

na you dey follow me drag the babe abi? The strongest man will win

xreal:

@ tkb
I 4 say. I was about challenging u on those numbers.

Zobi, Ogunpa here.
@ alamsdee
wetin bird wan find reach PH? Una teritory no pass I.B na.
And why be say na so-so cray fish b your target
msscheeew!
banza!

@ mbuleka
u missing d fun.

before vulture chop u to pieces,

who u be?

see ju man we dey run him bucal cavity haywire,

olomo kilo fun omo re o

tkb417:

flying bats are at it again 

mehn dey talk, bats say e get idea

e wan die ni

as u failed to heed the warning of the akalamagbo, make sure u no waka cray fish waka

tkb417:

@Mike Oscar
spot on
u wan send eiye to PH?
den go just commit large scale murder cos all the eiye go die finish

omo dey careful how u dey misyarn for public before the supreme eiye confraternity treat ur big FU

demons from the pit of hell have invaded nairaland, i guess anyone in his right senses should avoid this site from now on, they have been sent by satan to pollute the minds of nigerians that visit this site, from today i revoke my membership of this evil and demonic website, I pray that everyone with the fear of God will have their spiritual eyes opened to see clearly the manipulation of satan as he trys to use this website to confuse people and lead them to eternal damnation.

[size=58pt]PLEASE BEWARE[/size]

binaflexia:

What about freedom of choice, religion, association?

Freedom of expression indeed!.

Anyway, I'm not a muslim, i was only reacting to the last line of your previous post. Try to be less insultive ( true Christians don't say negative words against any group or persons).

Finally, when there is a matter at hand, try to direct your opinion on the matter and not trying to insult any group or persons.

i did not insult any group or religious sect. I only stated the true fact about the state of affairs in Nigeria. No one seems to notice Nigeria is gradually slipping into catastrophe, previously we compared Nigeria to Singapore, Malaysia e.t.c. Now Ghana is gradually leaving us behind. What are we so happy to celebrate about 50 years of independence, absolutely nothing,

binaflexia:

You are at the verge of collapse, irrevocable failure and uncontrolled destruction.

I.D.I.O.T.I.C slowpoke!

my dear friend u are so fast and sharp to castigate me based on freedom of expression. The God I serve tells me vengeance is mine. I do not need to fight for my God, cos he is not a dead God but a living and powerful one for that matter. If ur god is potent, why do u fight for it? u people need to reason like high class humans and not the low class warm blooded animal that ur actions portray

i believe freedom of speech and self expression is no a fundamental human right in nigeria. why should she be expelled. did she physically assault anyone? rather she was subjected to assault on the part of the other folks. Fine, what she did is utterly silly. But that should not warrant assault or calls for expulsion. if her utterances were not welcome in the mosque she should have been told to keep quiet or rather shown the door. no one has the right to physically assault another member of the public. We cannot respect the human rights of each other and we call ourselves a sovereign nation, i laugh at the state of Nigeria, 50 years of utter lawlessness, Nigeria is on the verge of complete and irrevocable failure

can u imagine!!!! the big old foolish fool is planning to celebrate 50 yrs of gross stupidity

hi bawolomo

pls forgive me 4 cursing u earlier. as a christian i shouldnt have done that. may God forgive me. but we should not encourage homosexuality in our society. it is really disgusting

bawolomo, iku ojiji tomotomo ti ebi re ati awon obi e ni osu ti awa yi

gbogbo yin ti e fi enu ati owo yin ma wipe ki iwa buruku yi wo orile ede wa, e ni se ori re laye

bawolomo, ekun ibanuje ni awon obi ma sun lori e

, may any nigerian that supports the cause of homo-sexuality die a painful death

may all homosexuals and bisexuals on nairaland die. may they never know again the meaning of joy. may sorrow be their portion for the rest of their lives. may failure be at their beck and call. may incurable diseases be their meal

do you use only fabric materials? pls forward photographs to akinmed@yahoo.co.uk. thanks

bros how much u go pay me, make i help u scrap this thing wey u call car

why am I a Nigerian??

we fit annul the scores after the match??

fellow nigerians no food or drink until after the match, na compulsory fasting and prayer wey fit do am, no be all this dreaming, snoring and sleep talk

nigerian dream dey sweet o, imagine everyone dreaming about the same matter at a go, by 5 pm 2moro everyone go wake up one time.

ruffhandu:

Some of these so-called hustlers in the UK wash the backside of old white ladies for a living, got this info from a reliable source.

yes they do, and they are very proud of it, BUT U, WHAT JOB DO YOU DO IN NIGERIA

tkb417:

LOLOLOLOL

ok kobo

lemme look at my slip properly and the rates as stipulated by LASG

ill get back to u on that

how much tax do u pay a year in total (estimate)

this is not to ridicule u, but for u to understand our nigerians living overseas support the various governments of the countries they sojourn in. i am using the uk here as an example. when people say nigerians in the uk are stingy, they dont understand what it is to pay heavy taxes and still shove out money for bills. yes we pay out a lot. but the standard of living in the uk including the poor man living off benefits from the job centre is still better than most average nigerians in nigeria cos of selfishness, greed of government officials and aristocrats.

pls stop bragging and beefing people who are proud to sweat it out to get their daily living. there is indeed pride in labour and being able to help out in the subsidies made for the next door poor fella.

tkb417:

see, ask questions

ask anybody in Lagos

the more you earn, the more u pay

thats the way it works in Lagos

are we clear?

let me ask the question properly:

40% of £100000 = £40000
32% of N****** = N*****

Can u complete your own part of the equation pls?

tkb417:

??

and u expect me to continue chatting with u?


what do u know about the new tax regime in Lagos/Nigeria?

maybe 32% income tax of a salary that is made up of 80% non taxable allowances

tkb417:

32%

deals are priced in dollars and if u know your acctng u will know capex on SOCs are usually huge

imagine facilitating a long term debt from afc, like how much do u think that will be in naira
u guess is as good as mine

32% income tax, in nigeria

mate, this is a public forum, no dey lie like small pikin.

help the poor man next door who is not sure of what he will eat the next day, i see so much suffering in the eyes of my people back in nigeria, if u and i and everyone can contribute to help the poor and less priviledged in the nigerian society, things will get better, u guys brag that u visit uk twice or 1oo'xs a year, let us ask ourselves how many british people visit nigeria in their life time? sorry i said grow up previously, it's just i feel so ashamed of myself when the few priviledged in the country go about bragging about their wealth rather than ponder on how to build the nigerian economy, it is not only the nigerian government that is tasked with the responsibility of managing our economy, the responsibility also includes u and i, nigerians that live overseas contribute to the growth of our economy with the £1 and $1 they send home to their families in nigeria, let us appreciate ourselves and not come on this forum to beef each other. just always ask urself when u cruise around town in nigeria, "what have i done to help this poor faces around me, do this people watch me in admiration cos i have a luxury jeep, or am i oppressing them to the point of envy", think of what u can do for nigeria and not what nigeria will do for u.

tkb417:

is this hard to figure

i pay all forms of taxes

and ill be happy to let u know i have facilitated enuff financing instruments mezz/debt /bond for the construction of SOCs in 9ja

what else do u want me to do? offer me blood for the cleansing of Nigeria?

what percentage of your income goes to the so called "all forms of taxes "??

i have facilitated enuff financing instruments mezz/debt /bond for the construction of SOCs in 9ja
how much in naira

tkb417:

chei!!!!
so effing what? almost everyone around me are british so what shd i do? kill meself cos of your identity

gerrout

and who told u im the guvnor of my state? how did i steal your money oooo?

ive never held any public post so how did i steal your money?

i have worked all my life in  private coys so all u wrote is balderdash

i insist ure a yahhoboi cos u cannt reason properly

and one last thing, all your household deserves to be shot @ bar beach

TELL ME ONE GOOD THING U'VE DONE FOR NIGERIA. HOW HAVE U SUPPORTED THE NIGERIAN ECONOMY?

tkb417:

do you live in the UK too?

shame on the consular for allowing you enter that country cos u dont seem to understand simple english

someone said 9jas wake up 5am and get home daily 11pm and i asked if Lagos is the only place in Nigeria

so what point did your post carry?

@Sauron
see people wey u dey roll with; id rather die living in afghanistan than rub minds with these charlatans wey no sabi how to read and write

1) it may shock u that I am also British
2) folks like u are the thieves in nigeria that steal from the coffers of the people and show off, i really wonder why the deprived nigerians cannot stand up and eradicate people like u. u ought to be KILLED. NO GOOD HOSPITALS, BAD ROADS, WORTHLESS UNIVERSITIES, WHY ARE U SO PROUD OF YOURSELF. tell me one reputable nigerian university. the average life span of a nigerian is below 45yrs, cos to greedy bastards who steal and dont pay taxes. I HATE U ARISTOCRATS WHO CARE ABOUT THEMSELVES ONLY AND NOT THE PEOPLE OUT THERE IN THE STREETS IN NIGERIA. 40% of my income goes out has taxes to support the less priviledged in the uk, and u the rich lucky ones in nigeria bring ur loots to spend in the uk, tell me how are u supporting the nigerian economy, u are killing ur own economy to build up another, and u feel so proud to brag about it, U SHOULD BE SHOT