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Romance / Re: The Best Gift To Give Your Lover On Her Birthday ??? by andicod1st(m): 10:00pm On Nov 14, 2012
greaterlove:
No, make it a private jet.
Music/Radio / Re: What's Your Best Gospel Song Ever? by andicod1st(m): 5:23am On Oct 07, 2012
Lean On Me by Kirk Franklin, You are God Alone by Marvin Sapp, Never Would have Made it by Marvin Sapp, You Saved Me by R. Kelly
Jokes Etc / Re: Sharp Guy No Be Thief by andicod1st(m): 8:23am On Sep 17, 2012
sutoboy:


try to read other thread before you post.

https://www.nairaland.com/1046137/abuse-me-na-u-sabi
Jokes Etc / Sharp Guy No Be Thief by andicod1st(m): 11:53pm On Sep 15, 2012
Akpors Arikpo, a malabite(male student in unical) was very hungry and had money only enough to buy a plate of food without meat(simply known as "without"wink. He entered a restaurant to buy a plate of afang soup with garri-ofcourse without meat- on entering the restaurant he discovers that girls are everywhere but Arikpo is a guy man and wouldn't want to 'fall his hands in front of girls'..now this is a very serious issue to him cause he is very hungry, then an idea immediately drops in his mind. Arikpo knows fully well that this restaurant doesn't sell the type of meat he wants to mention now but 'SHARP GUY NO BE THIEF' and so the following conversation ensues between him and the tender. . .
Arikpo: madam pls give me a plate of afang soup and garri with... emmm...by d way, wat kind of meat do u hav here?
Tender: we have d regular cow meat, nd goat meat.
Arikpo: (makes up some kind of tused face) no no no! I dnt eat such meats. Emmm...do u have toasted beef?
Tender: no pls, we don't.
Arikpo: ok, wat of chicken breastlet?
Tender: I'm sorry we don't also have this.
Arikpo: it ok.. Ummm...hw about Chicken lebafanca?
Tender: I'm afraid we don't also have that.
Arikpo: if u dnt hav those i trust u wil certainly have hot dog.
Tender: we still don't have that.
Arikpo: (tries to make up an angry face) madam u no even get any beta ting 4 dis ur place sef..abeg give me without..
Celebrities / Re: Mr. Ibu - “I Want To Be Buried At Stamford-Bridge” by andicod1st(m): 11:43pm On Sep 15, 2012
@OP..pls tell me u rephrased those lines of his nd stil didnt relate them in reported speech anyway.. Yes!! Tell me he spoke in pidgin nd u decided to relate it to us in plain english 'cos i find it difficult to believe that he spoke such english as we all know him 4 pidgin english d type of movie he's acting doesn't matter.
Jokes Etc / Re: Akpors Finally Dead And Burried (BG) by andicod1st(m): 7:02am On Sep 13, 2012
[/color]Akpors was wise enough to have groomed a successor before he died. Yes! In case you don't know, late akpors actually did raise a successor as he had foreseen his imminent death. Akpors successor's name is OVRIKPOKPOTIO. In case the name is too long in other for you not to cut your tongue, you can simply call him OVRIKPO
Jokes Etc / Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by andicod1st(m): 3:06pm On Aug 31, 2012
[quote author=dopeJemi]mehnn. i don laff piss 4 body, very funi grin kip it up bro smiley[oh! U laff piss 4 body..smh..wondas shall neva end]
Jokes Etc / Re: He Really Want To Commit Suicide... by andicod1st(m): 12:55pm On Aug 18, 2012
smh..common sense. I thot u wanted 2 die.
Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by andicod1st(m): 10:44am On Aug 08, 2012
The story does not even sound realistic enough..she couldn't have survive as long as (to be lenient) 30minutes after the grave was sand-filled again.
Sports / Re: Nigerians Representing Other Countries In The Olympics!! by andicod1st(m): 9:21pm On Aug 06, 2012
Mr.chippychappy:


Hate ? HAHA if they stayed in Nigeria they probably wouldn't achieve a quarter of what they have achieved . This Country Kills dreams and aspirations.
Politics / Re: 50 Corpses Discovered In Pastor's House In Plateau. by andicod1st(m): 7:49am On Jul 09, 2012
u'll b d 1 2eat d dinner sha
Politics / Re: 50 Corpses Discovered In Pastor's House In Plateau. by andicod1st(m): 7:47am On Jul 09, 2012
nijanigga:
The fulanis must be killed and roasted for dinner.
Fashion / Re: Reason Why Women Shave Off Their Eyebrow..and Draw Them Back On by andicod1st(m): 11:14pm On Jul 07, 2012
wait! Wait!! Wait!!! I hope my perception that it's only guys that decided to comment on this post is wrong.. Ladies common!! Have y'all gone mute??
wait! Wait!! Wait!!! I hope my perception that it's only guys that decided to comment on this post is wrong.. Ladies common!! Have y'all gone mute??
Phones / Re: Why Is BlackBerry Seen As Prestigious In Nigeria? by andicod1st(m): 6:20pm On Jul 01, 2012
dnt my us jhor..wat advancd nations regard as mere 'chaffs' is wat we treasure here..smh
Romance / Re: He Was Driving A Benz, But I Turned Him Down..... by andicod1st(m): 11:13pm On Jun 01, 2012
you can't just marry a man you know next to nothing about let alone that kind of age gap

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