ForeverYoung197:
There's nothing more exciting than no.7.

Y'know

1. Show her off

(Tell your friends about her, post her selfies on your social media expressing your adoration for her, etc). It doesn't make you look weak bruh, rather stronger.

2. Reassure her

Always remind her that you love her and you don't want to leave her. Girls need reassurance, especially if her past dudes did damage.

3. Compliment her

Dude, she fine as hell. Tell her that to her face. Tell her you like the way she did her hair, or makeup. Tell her her butts looks nice in her jeans. It means alot to her than em random compliments she get from folks.

4. Make time for her

Even if you're busy that day, a simple "Just checking in, I love you" text will make her day bruh!.

5. Be creative

It's not always about how much money you can spend on her, it's about actually taking time out to grow with her.

6. Listen to her

Sometimes all a girl needs is someone who will listen and at least try to understand and be there for her.

7. Eat that pvss* till she yells how you her personal lord and saviour. TILL SHE CRY!

8. Let her have some of your clothes.

sweaters or shirts girls literally love that, especially if it smells like you!

9. If you're serious about her, let her meet your parents. That shows that you're actually serious about her. ACTIONS OVER WORDS.

10. Randomly just tell her how you feel. Don't let her always be the one to say something first, it makes it seem you don't feel the same.

11. Tell her she is beautiful.

12. Tell her before she finds out from sodaody else. Dont have her out here looking stupid, even if it happened before her, just tell her!

13. Every now and then buy her something.

14. Don't neglect your girl. PLS DONT. She will put up with a for awhile but eventually she will leave your a.ss.

15. If you have free time, instead of texting, call. Onye ka "always texting" epp?

Facebook!

ikbnice:
some girls should just mould their own dream man, the man of theirs they will milk till eternity that won't feel it. They are insatiable.

Ladies like that dont get me tied down with sh*ts. I move on like its a Right.

Most ladies are the architect of their misfortune.
You meet a nice guy, A really nice guy. You both seem to hit it off. He asks you out for a date, You oblige. Everything is going smooth. He invites you over, You both got frisky the intimate moments were bliss, Then you do it.
Afterwards, You download every problem you have to him from how Your mother is sick, Your younger brother needs to get an admission, Your rent is expired, You need to change your hair and the host of other 'needs' that manifests in a twinkle.
THAT IS SO UGLY!, A Very ugly character. I have a friend who does this. She meets a new guy and almost immediately, her financial needs finds it way of popping up. The relationships never last. She ends up complaining about how men are unserious. What does she expect really?
You do not put money upfront in a new relationship. It's a red flag for anyone who wants to take you serious.
Simply enjoy the moments and the joy of a new relationship. Bask in emotions that is budding at the moment.
There are good men out there. You ask yourself why your relationships do not last and wonder if the winches in your village is either using your picture for DP or something. Just check within. An ugly character is an ugly one. Good men exist. Don't buy into the stereotype of 'good men being extinct'
Sometimes, all you have to do is Slow Down.

Cheap ass girl.

STILL POST THE REPLY BRO.

youngdude1:
ikpu NNE gi!

where is thy chill??

Oh yes! I have been a victim of defraud from banks. Mine was with Diamond bank. Placed the transfer with the mobile app (MY FIRST TIME USING THAT) to a brother who banks with Diamond to help me withdraw since he was going to use an ATM. That was on a friday brethen, i was debted but the transfer didnt go through. My G not minding gave me the cash from his with hope it was a network issue.
I went their branch here in osha, they tossed me like coins. They always had a reason to make them conclude "Please sir, come tomorrow" till i got tired of going there. Now, i have paid a debt i knew nothing about.

DedeNkem:


It seems you're so bitter that a guy dumbed your sister or something. Deal with it and move on.

If a marraige can be nulified at any time, why can't a mere promise of marriage be cancelled at any time? You made no sense at all.

Marriage is not by force! If you promised anyone marraige and failed, you didn't commit a crime! And your religious crap won't happen to the person.

The thread literally made front page just to see how deluded some people can be. Checked his profile and moniker? Please do yourself the honours. You can never people like that serious.

This is another seconded dumb shit i've seen on here after buhari's promise to visit lagos and failed.

The lack of regard for human lives in Nigeria is heartbreaking. No one accounts for anything they've done.

I have traveled in buses that didn't have side and rear view mirrors. I have traveled in buses that stopped mid journey because flat tyre or overheating or fuel finished. And no one dared to ask because those drivers would tell you things that would go into your body, find your heart, hold on to it and begin to squeeze mercilessly. The fact that a company can murder human beings on the road in the name of accident, and not be held accountable–and still go on with business is appalling. It is the lowest level of regard for humans.

A lecturer in my third year told us how he got on a bus and they found out the driver was drunk. They literally made him stop the bus and a passenger drove the bus to FUTO very slowly, because the problems with the gear and other parts of the bus were just too many.
I have been in a bus where the driver kept nodding sleepily and jerking awake when a passenger tapped him. The passengers resorted to singing and clapping so the driver could stay awake. I also have been in a bus where the driver speed like he is on formula 1.

The fact that a company like Peace Mass Transit can kill human beings in broad daylight– for reasons that most probably could have been avoided– and still function without delay (after acquiring new buses) like normal, is an insult to the deceased, their families and humans generally.

Like I said before, safe trip in other places means don't fall asleep during the journey and not enjoy the experience or don't get too hungry etc. But here in Nigeria, it literally means please don't die, stay alive, may your bones not be broken, please come home in one piece.

R.I.P Peace Mass Victims.

Cc Lalaticlala

nellaluv:
Seriously, she went to visit Agbani looking like this

No comment...

Women self and their fake ass. So what would you have had her "visit" agbani on?? All white gown and some borrowed shoes with fake accents? No be agbani nke ubochi a di? She be deity to be visited in a "certain" outwear?

Don’t be afraid to be
alone.
“Single is not a status. it is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on other”… Anonymous

It is fact that most people go into relationship as a form of escape from loneliness. They are scared of being alone and the thought of not being into any relationship scares them that they open their heart into anyone that comes their way.
We fear being without a partner. We fear taking on life without help. We fear travelling in strange places. We fear choosing our own path when it means we walk alone. The thought of being alone scares us so much that we sometimes find ourselves in relationship that are not defining, not fulfilling… and we settle for it.

Being alone is empowering. Being alone gives you time to discover yourself. An opportunity of growth, a time to get to know yourself better. You develop strength that you need, things you never thought yourself capable of. You see a new beauty in yourself as you learn something new.
Learning to be okay without someone does not mean you can’t be in any relationship. But if you are not okay being alone, if you cannot find joy and happiness in your space, then being in a relationship is going to be fundamentally flawed. Why? Because you become so dependent, you will need the other person to do provide virtually everything for you. He attends to your emotional need, you need the other person to pay attention and give you the love and comfort that you need, you crave validation every now and then.

Now, needing these things are nice but being in a relationship, needing someone for them means you become needy, desperate and it will wear out the other person in the long run. Learn to be okay being alone. Learn to enjoy the beauty of life being alone. Find yourself, discover your inherent abilities. Learn that you are okay without anyone coming to “complete” you. Once you have got that down, you are in a much better place to be in a relationship.

Solitude can be a scary thing but it can also be a joyful thing. Get to know yourself. Do things. Explore life. Discover hidden parts of yourself and the world around you.
Be at peace with yourself first, then you can bring peace to others. It is better you learn to stand on your own legs than having someone carry you around your whole life. Once you are self sufficient, relying on someone would be an act of strength and not of weakness.
You have to be happy being alone FIRST!!

Ka Odinu!!

ronald4lif:
I think everyone or most people may have had such experience when they were young and inexperienced in the dating game. But as we age we love less and involve our brains in whatever decision we're to make in a relationship. At 25 and over, anyone who finds himself in such situation is a fool forever.

Bros, no be so you think am, na so others go see am.

Amusaopeyemi:
Hi fellow GOT fan. Lol!

You got a brother here too.

Amusaopeyemi:

Lol! Yes I was born and raised in Nigeria and Religion never did make sense to me, there were some questions I had that no-one could answer. It was just crazy. Attended different churches and most of them all had different doctrines which was even more weird.
And I don't believe in marriage either, why should we sign a piece of paper or wear a stupid jewellery to prove our love for each other? Let's just live together, have kids and give my kids legal protection.

Wow! I thought i was the literally the only one against the paper signing bullshit. To me, thats some waste of ink because even most marriages that got paper signing proceedure got divorced on a daily. Now, i'm loving this chick. Bring it on baby.

Slim fat ass girl is realest, next to Godliness

hey bro, you had ''HEAD of states'' or "Edward" for a nick during your high school days, Yes? i understand the pains too

badaoyeyemi:
Lol...funny you but true sha

thank God yall know.

Dear nairalanders, how una dey? Y'all shouldn't worry about a brother cause i'm having a bad day already.
This morning, my worry with the world is teeth brushing. Maybe we should change it to mouth brushing because too many people take teeth brushing too literally I might die. I might just conclude that people with mouth odor have wicked hearts, otherwise how else can you explain picking up your toothbrush, brushing your teeth and ignoring your tongue then come out to torture and endanger people's lives? It pains that those with mouth odor has the most secret to share (thanks buddy, i'm not intrested) I'm terribly pained.
This is not a funny matter. Visit the dentist or your doctor if you think the mouth odor is chronic otherwise, brush that tongue till it bleeds! Oh and I don't mean just the front, put the brush inside inside. If it makes you throw up, please throw up or brush before eating and use a mouth wash after! I'm writing this for people like me whom continually through this torture every day from either a fine girl or a handsome bobo, Odiro nu nma. Cover your mouth with your hand and exhale into it, if you smell something, hit the sink biko again and again and again. Carry a
breath spray if possible!
Let us experience world peace!
An Igbo adage says "Biri kam biri" (Live lets Live)

Oh Bro Richard and aunty Ebele, those derived joy whopping asses.
Mine fit reach 500 self. Oh Yes! Mine reach 500. A nigga was a legendary noise maker and man, that year, no dey get 5naira bail himself so my ass go carry my cross..

You literally defined me op. Those massive asses wouldnt look at itself na

Niggas breaking the bro-code anyhow without respects.
Op, you no try cha cha kwa

Almost self-thought. Had to capitalize on the advantage of my friend being thought by his father for two whooping days, took over the mantle of momma's steerling the fifth day.

No car accident till feb 2014 in ajah, man had a horrible accident because you wont drive yours and some of the rich ass mofukin drivers.

In the recent economy, when niggas dont think with dicks no more. What about getting a job?

Because honestly, if we folks decides to fulfilled all the promises we made whilst pre intimacy, we gon be broke as hell.

KashyBaby:
Men
Men
Men
Men
Men..... they are naturally polygamists...

....and who do the Men cheat on their spouse with?
Generally, we all are affected.

You guys, What's the silliest reason you never agreed to go on a second date with someone?

Mine went down in the DM's before the agreed mutually fixed date. She showed up and always said "oh yes, i like it too" and "I Think i have been there too" to everything I said, then i knew that would be our last meeting.

Share your experiences folks!

Proud to see whom im on the say view with. This and monosyallbic replies mostly go down Especially with ladies, na that "K, kul or cul, fyn" own dey boil me.

It should be somewhere in the Nigeria constitution that people like that are liable to die young, Yes?

I met my girl on Mark Zugerville. That DM shi.t worked for me.