Only Obi Bitters can cure Nigeria of these Useless BATerias

The Naira is infected with BATeria

Watch how those who stole Dukes pics to pass off as their coke lord come for him

Tayo must be IPOB!

Agbado miscreants too Mumu!

I thought Thiefnibuu was the Petroleum Minister.

Useless Paper Tigers.

This one wants to allocate all the lands in IMO to himself and cronies.

Thiefnibuu is a Disgrace.

Propaganda has taken you to the Villa, but Propaganda can't help you run your Government.

Person way the lie, the thief.

Then imagine person way they nickname am Thiefnibuu because of him thief thief, Lying go be bread am butter to am.

Nigerians go chop Propaganda under Thiefnibuu Belle Full.

Identity fraud na small thing for Thiefnibuu.

Person way the parade fake name, parade fake Bishops, finish secondary school before the school come into existence, na fake Oyibos to pose as Maersk go hard am?

Nigerians don't know what they got themselves into with this world's renowned Anini and Escobar all in one.

P.s

Person just remind me of the young Donald Duke, way Thiefnibuu follow steal him identity. Chai!

The useless APC Government is struggling to keep up to subsidy payments.

So the idea is to hoard, then increase the price to 900 upwards. As usual, Nigerians will moan for a few hours and that's it.

Agbadorians be prepared, this Price increase must favour you and your families.

Ok

Microphone Licker is tired of using our foreign exchange to defend the Naira.

Road to 2k for the Naira has resumed fully.

The useless APC Government is struggling to keep up to subsidy payments.

So the idea is to hoard, then increase the price to 900 upwards. As usual, Nigerians will moan for a few hours and that's it.

Agbadorians be prepared, this Price increase must favour you and your families.

Imbeciles. Oya gather here and abuse Obi, instead of the Microphone Licking Nincompoop that can't secure the Lives of Nigerians he swore to protect.

seunmsg:
As at today 23rd February, 2024, Federal Government is not owing me any outstanding wage award. The three months outstanding wage award has been cleared this week. Don't ask me for source, my bank account is the source. Other Federal Government workers who have been paid should come out and confirm as well.

How far, can you run arry matter from your ends, let's share the dividends.

Thiefnibuu and his gang have finished this country kpata kpata

Apart from Goodluck and lack of calculation, fasting is coming in 2 months, but hear how food stuff increase, this is enough to defeat him in the next 1 week election though we heard that They will postpone until March.

Now 50kg foreign rice is ₦11,000 from ₦8,500 and one time foreign rice is just ₦3500 haba!...

Egg crate went to ₦750 from ₦600, now each egg ₦20 instead of ₦15..

Basket of Tomato has gone to ₦12,000 from ₦9,500..

Ice Fish on sale each large for ₦60 - ₦80 now back to ₦110 Come on Goodluck...

10ltr mangyada goran sold at ₦2,800 now back at ₦3,500..

Red bean bag on sale at ₦15,000 now goes to ₦17,200..

Peak milk best seller ₦650 to ₦700...

50kg bag of groundnut on sale ₦9,500 to ₦11,800...

Spaghetti per year as low as ₦90 from ₦70..

Orange each year is now ₦15 from ₦10...

Bananas and whole bunch back to ₦130 from ₦80...

Ledan semovita pack to ₦1,700 from ₦1,450...

Wing season has gone back to ₦350 from ₦250..

Gero time goes back to ₦80 from ₦65...

Corn all time ₦120 from ₦100...

Sugar bags cost ₦10,000 from ₦8,000 and sugar cane cost ₦280 from ₦220

Good luck must go... Nigeria is for Buhari

Culled from BBC Hausa Facebook Page

How does Tinubu plan to quell the storm that's coming. If the Muslims, especially the North can't feed during the holy month of Ramadan, who says Tinubu won't be ousted in a different way just as GEJ was.

Would love to see the current price of those foods they were complaining about just 9 years ago, its almost certain they have all risen by close to 1000% under APC in just 9 years.

The Great Tinubulation is upon Nigeria

The Price the country has to pay for allowing a tout to grab power and runaway with it.

The Robot should continue pushing his luck until his recharged batteries fail him

Guessing the interview was mostly personality test first, then role based Oral interview.

Expect the interview to be staggered, so if you’re still expecting mails, then don’t lose hope.

Emails are being sent in batches and will be sent throughout the night.

Guess the list will be released when politicians are too busy with their campaigns to interfere.

Ibnbabes4ol:

His entire comment is a generalised insult, so me I specifically tailored mine to him.
This is someone who has probably never stepped foot in Kebbi, Jigawa, Zamfara, Yobe,or sokoto but is here assuming candidates from those states don't need to do score more to get a spot ju St because in his shallow fish head, he has concluded that some part if Nigeria will do better than others. Chief grow up and discard that notion. So if u come get job for any MDA na so u go come assume say na u sabi or know pass anyone.

The Personality Test will sieve our disrespectful characters like you.

If you care to know, I am a Northerner.

With this recruitment or any government in service program, quota system is used.

With the few Government in service programs that have been conducted and I have been fortunate to be part of, almost all overall Best in the process of selection have been Northerners with Kano State having the highest representation.

But where you have just 15 Northerners amongst the 50 Best Staff to be selected, what you have is the last 10 Southerners dropped, for the next best 10 Northerners.

Quota system is not new to Nigeria, except you want to play the ostrich and if this wasn’t a faceless forum, bet you won’t have the nerve to insult me.

Idrismusty97:
Okay i get it now. Competition will definitely be high in states were many applicants scored high. But wouldn't this be unfairly distributed among roles? IT supports and Constumers/Consumers Analyst questions were very cheap, if it were general questions it would have made sense. They surely can't use them to filled up Engineering/Account/Research roles etc.

The top guys from every role advertised will be invited.

Idrismusty97:
Can you please elaborate on this? Thank you.

So there are supposedly 3 slots per state, and the competition for those slots on merit in those states mentioned is just mental.

If it were strictly based on merit and not quota, Lagos for example will end up with 10-15 persons recruited, but since that’s not the case, those 15 will have to battle for 3 slots or 4 at most.

I said 4 slots at most because few states will have to fill the quota of some states that won’t be able to fill theirs.

now I wish I was from Sokoto. No pun intended.

If you’re from the 17 Southern States plus Benue, Plateau and Kwara and u know within u say u no score reach 140 for the two test, I advise u just forget about NERC.

Nigerians get Brain sha, e be things.

Seirerjour:
Tesmi site not accessible, seem like it has been compromised

Or just maybe Testmi has finished their own part of the deal with NERC.

Looking like Testmi was WAEC/NECO (Test I)

JAMB was JAMB ( Test II)

Na Our Post UTME (Cumulative) score remain to know if we go gain admission to University of NERC.

Idrismusty97:
I hope i scored high in the first test cause this yesterday test i no understand at all. Please how sure are you that it's cumulative? Thank you.

Almost 100% certain, bar any last minute change.

There might even be a personality test for the finalists before the interview.

NERC are understaffed (about 200). The Plan is to add another 100 minimum.

Close to 10000 people wrote the test yesterday, not 4000 or 15000 and over 70% were just there to make up the numbers.

Salemed002:
The next stage will be competitive

Test A scores
Test B scores
CV

Finally some one who clearly understands the procedure.

If u scored 50 in the last test and another person from your state scored 70, the later already has a 20 marks head start leading into yesterday’s exams.

The recruitment process will be Cumulative.

Instagram Skit Maker, Amarachi Amusi otherwise known as Ashmusy has taken to her social media page to celebrate her life and what she’s achieved at the age of 26.

She took a walk down memory lane to reflect on her humble beginnings living in a low cost housing (face me i face you) and she revealed that her mother used to beg for them to feed.

She also bragged that apart from GOD, no other male has a hand in her success and she is overtly thankful for the massive change her life has experienced thus far.

she wrote below;

“I HAVE ACHIEVED SO MUCH AT 26

TRAINED/TRAINING MY SIBLINGS IN A PRIVATE UNI.

BOUGHT HOUSES, BUILT SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSES….ETC

SO SO SO SUPER PROUD OF MYSELF, I DON’T SAY ENOUGH.

THE ONLY “PROBABLY” MALE THAT HAS A HAND IN THIS IS GOD…AND OH MY MOTHER.

AFTER THEM, I DO IT ALL BY MYSELF. I STARTED FROM THE DAMN SCRATCH WITH NO HELP!

FROM THAT ‘FACE ME I FACE’ YOU COMPOUND, WHERE MY MOM BEGGED FOR US TO FEED..

I STARTED RUNNING UP AND DOWN BALOGUN MARKET EVERY DAMN DAY.. TO BUY HAIR FOR CUSTOMERS, DOWN TO DOING VIDEOS EVERY SINGLE DAY (SOMETIMES AGAINST MY WISH/MOOD)

I SMILE AND PLAY ON THE CAMERA AND THEN DROP MY PHONE AND CRY ON MY PILLOW.

GOSH I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF, THOSE THAT HAVE STUCK WITH ME ON THIS APP, SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING, THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU.”

https://www.gistlover.com/i-trained-my-siblings-in-private-uni-bought-houses-ive-achieved-so-much-at-26-without-a-man-ashmushy/

PO is a movement and any enemy of Nigeria that tries to stop it must be crushed.

Nigeria must be Rescued, Nigeria must be Unified.

It will reach 1k before the dullard leaves, same as aviation fuel and Diesel

PMS will be 500 naira minimum per liter immediately after the elections as the dullard will end subsidy regime just after the elections.

With the above, Unemployment will hit 50 percent and Underemployment 75 percent. Inflation too will rise to an all time high 30 percent minimum.

All these will be the Lifeless mans parting gift to Nigerians. Winter is truly coming.