levy

hmmm!

Bank

that yeye thing that failed me.
pls don't call it condom again, it is actually a polythene bag.
i will return the entire packet to your house this evening

haba clem, wetin happen? mig no touch well for nite

dice

roast

hahahahaha

really nice joke

am still LMAO

nice 1, very good remix.

grill

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Shandrashekhar, who had his hand up:
"Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.

"Very good! Said the teacher. Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again there was no response except from Chandrashekhar.
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrashekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you all do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians".
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke"
The teacher glared around and asked "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Chandrashekhar said, "George Bush Sr. to the Japanese Prime Minister in 1991"

Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
Chandrashekhar jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouted to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said "You little shit, if you say anything else, I'll kill you." Chandrashekhar frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher Fainted, and as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!"
And, Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq, 2005."

@mig, i love the fish eyeballs o! it will be very hard to give them up, i have tried very many times without success.

by the way have you succeeded in getting over the bad habit of eating raw cassava. you know that is the reason your eyesight is so bad

marinate

The UK parliament has this afternoon approved that citizens all Common Wealth member countries do not require Entry Visas into the UK any longer. This new development means that Nigerian can now travel to the UK with only their Nigerian International Passport.

This new regime will be extended to all english speakingcountries that do not belong to the common wealth within the next 2 years.

More information on this development to follow.

@clem,

that reminds me - you are still owing Iya Sikira for the kpomo that was used for cooking the wedding rice, you are also owing  aunt Bunmi for the gele and aso-oke you wore to the engagement, Baba Olu said i should remind you that the six months grace he gave you to pay for the chairs is over.

I have managed to clear all the other debts that was piled up after the wedding. just try and do your part before the end of the year.

you are wrong sis, am happily married.

LOL!! lawyers are screwers.

lol

nevertheless

cool it mate, no need to show off your jealousy, i was only directing u guys to the dating zone on nairaland forum

i didn't see wrongly Mig, check the initial post.
@ poster, nice 1 afterall

@mig & clem this is not a meet up zone,
@ topic, this joke rocks, am still rolling on the ground and LMAO

Holy Cow!

LMAO! nice one.

i will not 'guest' the answer.

na wa o!

zenith bank has increased staff salary

@ poster am a bit confused, is this meant to be a joke or a sincere plea for help?

Breaking news!!!!!!!

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haahaahaahaa!!! this joke rocks am still LMAO

nice joke, am LMAO

where are the fighters? pls lets not make this thread boring, let the punching go on!